Posts by reverendhornibastard

I have been a serious and dedicated monger for almost half a century. I’ve spent more money than I can (or want) to remember in dens of depravity on every continent except Antarctica.…

Unlike many other mongers who wander in and out of dens of depravity all across the country or around the world wherever business travel takes them, I usually monger close to home.  Although I did…

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! Don’t get all gooey on me.  You should all know by now that Reverend Hornibastard is not exactly a sentimental guy or a guy who gets all choked…

I’ve never been fond of coitus interruptus. I’m still not. But the radiation therapy for my prostate cancer has forced me to reconsider my views on this subject. I’m now slightly more than half way through…

A few weeks ago, I didn’t know I had a heath problem. I was enjoying life, my kids and traveling to whittle down my bucket list. Then my doctor told me I had prostate cancer.…

I was desperately shy around women for a very long time.  Thank God for liquor and pushy, slutty and even child-molesting women.  But for them I might have remained a virgin until I was 30…

Most women have to be paid to have sex with a man they don’t know. Most men will pay to have sex with a woman they do don’t know. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10648

When I was 16, an “older woman” (about 26 years of age) took unfair advantage of me. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=65476 At first I was absolutely delighted to be taken advantage of in this way. As I outlined in…

Could there possibly be any better way to celebrate International Women’s Day than in the dank and dark confines of your favorite high-mileage den of depravity? Of course not! I for one will go and…