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I have been a serious and dedicated monger for almost half a century. I’ve spent more money than I can (or want) to remember in dens of depravity on every continent except Antarctica. My spending patterns evolved over…
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Unlike many other mongers who wander in and out of dens of depravity all across the country or around the world wherever business travel takes them, I usually monger close to home. Although I did live for many years in…
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It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! Don’t get all gooey on me. You should all know by now that Reverend Hornibastard is not exactly a sentimental guy or a guy who gets all choked up about Christmas. But this past…
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I’ve never been fond of coitus interruptus. I’m still not. But the radiation therapy for my prostate cancer has forced me to reconsider my views on this subject. I’m now slightly more than half way through my regimen of radiation therapy.…
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A few weeks ago, I didn’t know I had a heath problem. I was enjoying life, my kids and traveling to whittle down my bucket list. Then my doctor told me I had prostate cancer. I was surprised. I had…
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I was desperately shy around women for a very long time. Thank God for liquor and pushy, slutty and even child-molesting women. But for them I might have remained a virgin until I was 30 years old. But my shyness eventually…
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Most women have to be paid to have sex with a man they don’t know. Most men will pay to have sex with a woman they do don’t know. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=10648
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When I was 16, an “older woman” (about 26 years of age) took unfair advantage of me. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=65476 At first I was absolutely delighted to be taken advantage of in this way. As I outlined in my post a long time…
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Could there possibly be any better way to celebrate International Women’s Day than in the dank and dark confines of your favorite high-mileage den of depravity? Of course not! I for one will go and open my heart, my wallet…
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The MAGA-cappers get an awful lot of things wrong, but when they’re right, they’re right and I’m man enough to admit it! “It’s my body and I get to decide what to do with it!” (The pro-abortion folks minted…
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At the moment, I’m in hardcore* retirement. My kids recently received their report cards. For a third year in a row there were nothing but A’s all year long. The lowest “A” at the end of the year…
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For no particular reason, today I recalled when, many years ago, I got into some really deep shit with Mrs. Hornibastard #1. What made it so annoying and memorable was that, (1) the evidence against me was very damning,…
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If you google “uchimata” you will likely find many more articles about “uchi mata” (a judo technique) than about “uchimata” (pigeon-toed stances and gaits). I don’t give a rat’s ass about judo but I have long wondered why so many…
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I still remember when my dear old dad first told me about the birds and the bees. He told me in graphic detail how babies were made. I was totally aghast! I was too young for this information…
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It was a very long wait, but I’d like to report that party night with Amanda finally arrived. Randall was delighted to see that Amanda was once again wearing some ultra-tight leggings that showcased her toned legs and marvelous…
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My first ever visit to a strip club VIP room was a marketing 101 lesson. It was November 2008 and I had recently moved back to the USA from Indonesia. I was unfamiliar with Houston’s far north side but…
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Amanda came over for dinner on Saturday night. We had a perfectly normal, dull suburban evening. We ate dinner. Then we all watched a movie (BFG – the Big Friendly Giant) with our twins. Amanda stayed for about another hour…
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I am looking forward to my eventual post-pandemic return to the mongering life. I have a strong preference for Asian women but haven’t found any clubs in the Houston area where I can reliably find attractive Asian strippers. Most of…
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I thought I had at least 48 hours before Mrs. Hornibastard raised the question again about inviting Amanda to participate in our private moments. I was wrong. Mrs. Hornibastard never brought it up. She just proceeded to…
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I thought this issue was dead and buried. But as soon as Mrs. Hornibastard #3 asked me whether I thought Amanda looked cute in her ultra-tight leggings that had so mesmerized our 12 year old son, Randall, last weekend…
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Today is a red-lettuce day, at least it is for me. Today the Sploogemeister turns 69 years old! Not only is that older than I’ve ever been before, it’s also a lot older than I ever expected to be. But I’m not…
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Anisa, Mrs. Hornibastard #3 (https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7236) and I eventually moved to Africa (as part of my job). For the most part, I have to say I didn’t enjoy Africa. The place where we lived was war-torn, horribly impoverished and…
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Yes, it was uncommonly cold last week in the deep south including in the Houston area. The Houston metro area received snow all the way down to the beach at Galveston. https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=7237 As I lay in bed last…
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I’ve been married three times (so far). I’ve always been the weak link in most of my relationships, marital or otherwise. This is part three of a brief rundown of the three Mrs. Hornibastards who shared parts of my…
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I’ve been married three times (so far). I’ve always been the weak link in most of my relationships, marital or otherwise. This is part two of a brief rundown of the three Mrs. Hornibastards who have shared parts of…
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