Comments by slaux.pas

And LOL boy, you're just as much of a turd as mikeya02. You may be a bit smarter than him, but that's no accomplishment.

Hey retard, you're already listening to an asshole. Every time you open your retard mouth. And stop calling me that arrogant asshole zipman68. Good riddance to him. Now I just need to drive your retard ass off.

georgemicrodong speaks the truth rickdugan. You encourage the trolls every time you post then you bitch like a little retarded bitch! And georgemicrodong you retard, you also encourage trolls. Only way to fight trolls is to fuck with them until they give up. Like I did with zipman68 and steve229. Brilliant boy, see how one exclamation point actually stresses a point? Don't give in to being a retard troll.

And then there is rickdugan! (see...I'm continuing with your not brilliant exclamation point use!) rickdugan says stupid shit that encourages the active trolls then whines about it like a little bitch! And you! I don't think you're the zipman68 retard, but who knows? Just lay off the exclamation points and all this "brilliant" shit and post some reviews! Maybe you'll actually be a reasonable poster! Was that a brilliant explanation?

OK Mr. Brilliant asswipe I explain things to you! Notice my exclamation point use! I'm overusing them so you'll understand me, because you clearly don't understand that most sentences end with a period! I spent time cleaning the TUSCL infestation of retard trolls last fall, using my slaux.pas identity! There are two types of retard trolls! The active trolls: 1) crazyjoe - gross retard. Actually not that bad of a guy, other than his obsession with all things shit! 2) Dougster - obsessed with rickdugan and steve229. Constantly posts off topic economic drivel! 3) mikeya02 - guy who likes telling goofy little jokes! Thinks I am zipperhead68 aka zipman68 because we both use the word "the" in our posts or some such nonsense! 4) zipman68 - arrogant prick that hasn't been posting much since I hit him upside the head with an explantion of why he is a major retard! Likes to fuck with others! Doesn't like being fukked with! 5) steve229 - arrogant prick like zipman68. I drove him off completely by holding a mirror in his face! 6) juicebox69 (aka Duke, aka Pootie, aka BagBoyJames, etc., etc. etc.) - king of the retard trolls! Largely inactive! Has spawned imitators! I suspect TheProphetJuice was an imitator, though I'm not convinced that retard was zipman68! I'd put the odds at 50:50! The other type is the reactive trolls! He (or they) is a retard that is even MORE retarded than the active trolls! Basically this idiot is only capable of bitching about the active trolls! There may only be more than one of these retards, but I suspect there is one that comes on with different names (DoctorPhil, TrollDefenseHeadquaters, etc.)! DoctorPhil etc. is a sad little man who really wants to have all of the active trolls - especially zipman68 - fuck him up the ass until he squeals like a pig! So he tries to annoy zipman68 as a way of expressing his attraction! All of these retards should just STFU!

@warhawks, I don't think TheProphetJuice is the original juicebox69. I suspect it is mikeya02. That is probably why he is spending time accusing me of being zipperhead. Doesn't really matter. mikeya02 is a retard. Original juicebox69 is a retard. ProphetJuice is a retard. Zipperhead is a retard. If you like any of them that makes you a retard. Don't be a retard.

^^^ True, but if I scrolled past mikeya02's comments I wouldn't be able to fuck with this head.

As a public service I'll reproduce comments from a member that many of you probably have on ignore. These are among the 1% of comments made by this member that are useful. @yankeefan83, you are requested to provide hot pictures of your stripper wife in various states of undress. She will be using a dildo in some of these pics; ideally, this dildo will be inserted anally in some of the pics. This is a request from the prophet retard. Note that I have translated the request to a form that normal humans can read. What do you say yankeefan83?

Clever retort Mikeya02. You're hilarious. I'll take page from "theProphetRetard" and just say "thou hast cracked the Zipmane's secret code so thou must be a genius". And ProphetRetard just give it. I'm sure everybody else has you on ignore and that's where you're going for me.

Maybe I should try to be zipperhead. Dude, I was so high this one time that I thought the strippers were Klingons. Then I communed with the Juiceman and kissed his ass. Juice is so cool when he eats the xxxtra crispy chicken. Fucking dumbass

Yep mikeya012. I said that, but I certainly didn't say I was that narcissistic fuck zipperhead. And I ain't zipperhead. I do like getting a rise out of people though. Just like I got a rise out of you.

Mikeya02, as that zipperhead moron would say, "dude, cha...yes you so do" or some "groovy" bullshit like that. At least you tell funny little jokes, but you're almost as bad as rickdugan. That idiot that constantly complains about trolls and then turns around to encourage Dougster, king of the trolls.

You're still a retard mikeya02. You encourage this shit. And I ain't zipperhead. He's the worst retard of all.

Go fuck yourself troll boy. You're not a prophet. No, your just a retard

OK retard, I'm breaking character. I'm through trying fuck with the prophet retard. I don't think it's really Juice. That guy is a retard, but this prophet guy is way worse. And now back to fucking with the long term retards like mikeya02 and CrazyJoe. And the real Juice. He's still a retard

No won is going to follow you cuz your a retard

Unless she is ugly in which case your a retard for marrying her.

Yankeefan83 your a retard if you dont think your wife is sucking my dick. She is probably also sucking the dick of that gross retard CrazyJoe and that crazy retard Juice.

Why does it matter? He is a retard and if you like his retarded aliases your also a retard

^^^ As that retard zipman68 might say, dude, you're making it really tempting to keep the slaux.pas handle active just to fuck with you. I'm sure zipman68 would have some additional "groovy lingo" in there, but I'm certain he'd call you dude. With that in mind, I have a few questions for you, and I'll ask it in the fashion of that retard zipman68. Dude, why do you respond to insults so quickly? Dude, why did you link to the the thread you replied to? Dude, why are you so angry. I wanted to give the trolls a taste of their own medicine. You're enraged by them. Dude, why is that? Could it be cuz your a retard?

^^^ Perhaps I should have included this retard on my list of "worse retards". I know that taking his handle was kind of a dick move so I didn't want to kick him around too much. But I do wonder why he doesn't just put the trolls on ignore. You know what's worse than the trolls? Reading bullshit complaints about the trolls from retards that are too stupid to put them on ignore. Maybe this handle will have stay out of retirement for the express purpose of trolling slaux_pas. Why would I do that? Cuz your a retard slaux_pas

You messed up your life cuz your a retard. You loose. Ha ha ha

I like to wear nice cloths like RickDugin even tho he is a retard. Doesnt matter how thin cuz I jack it in the bathroom stall cuz I dont want no disease that will make my dick fall off. I like my dick

And your a retard if you say nigger unless you use it to critixize Juice cuz he is a white retard that trolls by doing nigger talk

Dont be a retard ime San Jose Guy does smart talk