Reviews by DollarRalph

Report on 3-4 weekday afternoon visits and one evening visit, all during the last 5-6 weeks: For DC, this is a pretty good club. It is almost always quiet in the afternoons – a handful of…

As other reviews have made clear, by appearances this is a shabby, workout looking place. Most SCs I have visited that look like Showcase (SC) have been very disappointing and sometimes unpleasant. That is simply…

This was going to be a review based on 2 recent visits: a recent afternoon visits to Mpire and an earlier visit about 10 days ago. But that attempt to visit Friday was unsuccessful. On…

I arrived about 4:30 pm on a Friday. Place was fairly crowded by lacking energy. I planned on visiting the Mpire a couple of doors down but it was “closed” for an “event.” Camelot had…

I decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three things when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean the men’s room is and how good the…

Monday afternoon visit last week. Arrive about 5pm. A dancer was just finishing her set as I sat down. Beers were 2 for 1 till 7pm so got two domestics for $8. Then I ran…

My first visit here. Facility was fine, clean, especially the men's room -- usually a good sign. Entrance is way in the back, it was a bit confusing finding it. There were only a couple…

I've been here about 3 times in the last 18 months. Each time I arrived about 11:30pm -- 12:30am and stayed 45-90 minutes. Each time the place was dead, dead. The beer prices were finebut the…

What is it with Virginia SCs? It seems like it's morally ok to have a few SC in the state as long as no one actually has a good time in one. Stopped in about…

Visited about 4pm on a recent Tuesday afternoon. Tuesday is 2 for 1 on drinks & laps. Good deal on beers -- I think I got two Buds for about $6. Place looks a good…

I visited about 1:30-3:30 pm Tuesday afternoon a couple of weeks ago. Still very good prices for beer and lunch in the afternoon. I got a chessburger -- quite good burger but the fries were…

This was my first visit but I expect I’ll be back. Overall, it was a good experience. Stopped in about 4pm and was surprised by the quality of the day time dancers. More importantly, the…

I have not been visiting SCs much lately but decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three thins when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean…

I visited recently. I stopped in on a Monday about 4:30 pm. The inside still looks great, but I'm the only customer? (again) No, I missed the guy in the corner sitting with one of…

I arrived about 2:30 pm. Maybe about a dozen customers and maybe 8 dancers. A couple of the dancers were great (hot) but others we so-so. A few years ago, the ratio seemed reversed: mostly…

Not Much Has Changed In A Year. How Does This Place Survive? It's Got Its Pluses But . . . I visited recently. I stopped in about 3:30 pm on a Thursday. This is my first…

Arrive Saturday afternoon about 3. You have to ring bell and wait for be let in. Then $5 cover, ID scan, metal detector, wand, etc. Tight security! Not sure why. I guess they have problems with…

Business has been much slower the last few visits. It never seems to be as crowded downstairs and upstairs (which I preferred) never seems to be open in the day time. Food prices have gone…

Besides Camelot, most other clubs in DC disappoint me. As others mention, Arichibald's is nearby and can be just as good some days. Of course, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no physical…

Several others have described the club layout accurately. I walked in about 9:30pm into the Bikini part. The dancers were mostly better than I expected, given past reviews, not 8-10 quality but pretty consistent 5-7…

I don't bother much with the other clubs in DC. They are always disappointing compared to Camelot. As many have accurately stated before, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no dancer/patron physical contact. The…

I stopped by Treasures 2 afternoons last week. The first, on Wednesday, left me befuddled. I stopped in about 4:20pm and left an hour later. Two riddles: 1. What do you call a SC that…

I’ve gone to a number of Baltimore clubs, mostly outside of downtown. The couple of times I tried downtown clubs I was sadly disappointed. So, I never got around to trying Scores. It’s not on…

I dunno, but it seems like the last couple of visits the place has lost its energy. As usual, a real mix of dancers, too large, small, tats, no tats, most ethnic groups, etc. Not…

Without a doubt, this is the best of the DC clubs; Archibald's is probably a distant 2nd. DC laws are weird, full nudity but no contact. Camelot’s outside was updated a couple of years ago…