A couple of unusual visits

I stopped by Treasures 2 afternoons last week. The first, on Wednesday, left me befuddled. I stopped in about 4:20pm and left an hour later.

Two riddles:

1. What do you call a SC that sells domestic beer for $1? A dive? No, it's Treasures -- quite an upscale joint. Beer and well drinks are $1 from 4-6pm. From 6-8, drinks are half price. Pretty amazing! Nice club, looks like an 1800s brothel, I think and well done. Great bathroom, nice chairs, etc.

2. What do you call a SC without strippers? A regular bar? No, it's Treasures again. About 6 customers, a bar maid and cocktail waitress inhabited the place. I asked the waitress if they had dancers. She said: Sure, but they're getting dressed. For a hour, common on, that's not a believable story.