Reviews

I have not been visiting SCs much lately but decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three thins when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean…

I visited recently. I stopped in on a Monday about 4:30 pm. The inside still looks great, but I'm the only customer? (again) No, I missed the guy in the corner sitting with one of…

I arrived about 2:30 pm. Maybe about a dozen customers and maybe 8 dancers. A couple of the dancers were great (hot) but others we so-so. A few years ago, the ratio seemed reversed: mostly…

Not Much Has Changed In A Year. How Does This Place Survive? It's Got Its Pluses But . . .

I visited recently. I stopped in about 3:30 pm on a Thursday. This is my first…

Arrive Saturday afternoon about 3. You have to ring bell and wait for be let in. Then $5 cover, ID scan, metal detector, wand, etc. Tight security!
Not sure why. I guess they have problems with…

Business has been much slower the last few visits. It never seems to be as crowded downstairs and upstairs (which I preferred) never seems to be open in the day time. Food prices have gone…

Besides Camelot, most other clubs in DC disappoint me. As others mention, Arichibald's is nearby and can be just as good some days. Of course, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no physical…

Several others have described the club layout accurately. I walked in about 9:30pm into the Bikini part. The dancers were mostly better than I expected, given past reviews, not 8-10 quality but pretty consistent 5-7…

I don't bother much with the other clubs in DC. They are always disappointing compared to Camelot. As many have accurately stated before, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no dancer/patron physical contact. The…

I stopped by Treasures 2 afternoons last week. The first, on Wednesday, left me befuddled. I stopped in about 4:20pm and left an hour later.

Two riddles:

1. What do you call a SC that…

I’ve gone to a number of Baltimore clubs, mostly outside of downtown. The couple of times I tried downtown clubs I was sadly disappointed. So, I never got around to trying Scores. It’s not on…

I dunno, but it seems like the last couple of visits the place has lost its energy. As usual, a real mix of dancers, too large, small, tats, no tats, most ethnic groups, etc. Not…