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38 reviews by DollarRalph

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

An earlier review title says it well: Classy joint, mostly hot dancers

7.7/10

Report on 3-4 weekday afternoon visits and one evening visit, all during the last 5-6 weeks: For DC, this is a pretty good club. It is almost always quiet in the afternoons – a handful of…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 6 yrs ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

A suprisingly pleasant place -- but not appearance wise!

7.3/10

As other reviews have made clear, by appearances this is a shabby, workout looking place. Most SCs I have visited that look like Showcase (SC) have been very disappointing and sometimes unpleasant. That is simply…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 6 yrs ago 1

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

My best visits (afternoon & evening return) to Mpire

8.3/10

This was going to be a review based on 2 recent visits: a recent afternoon visits to Mpire and an earlier visit about 10 days ago. But that attempt to visit Friday was unsuccessful. On…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 6 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Camelot is still good (by DC standards) but seems to be in a slow, long term decline.

7.3/10

I arrived about 4:30 pm on a Friday. Place was fairly crowded by lacking energy. I planned on visiting the Mpire a couple of doors down but it was “closed” for an “event.” Camelot had…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 6 yrs ago

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Looks like Mpire is here today despite a scarcity of afternoon customers. I'm glad.

8.3/10

I decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three things when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean the men’s room is and how good the…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 6 yrs ago 1 1

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

OK, but 2 much time without any dancers on stage. Why?

8.7/10

Monday afternoon visit last week. Arrive about 5pm. A dancer was just finishing her set as I sat down. Beers were 2 for 1 till 7pm so got two domestics for $8. Then I ran…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 7 yrs ago 2

Fairways Inn

Smyrna, DE

Dead on a raing Friday -- about 6 pm

4.3/10

My first visit here. Facility was fine, clean, especially the men's room -- usually a good sign. Entrance is way in the back, it was a bit confusing finding it. There were only a couple…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 7 yrs ago

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, WV

I don't understand how this place is getting high ratings. I cannot agree

3.3/10

I've been here about 3 times in the last 18 months. Each time I arrived about 11:30pm -- 12:30am and stayed 45-90 minutes. Each time the place was dead, dead. The beer prices were finebut the…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 7 yrs ago 1 1

Richard's Rendezvous

Richmond, VA

Happen to be going thru Richmond on 95, stopped, not great but always true in Virginia

5.0/10

What is it with Virginia SCs? It seems like it's morally ok to have a few SC in the state as long as no one actually has a good time in one. Stopped in about…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 7 yrs ago

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Visited after a year away, should have stayed away. Club has gone downhill for years.

4.7/10

Visited about 4pm on a recent Tuesday afternoon. Tuesday is 2 for 1 on drinks & laps. Good deal on beers -- I think I got two Buds for about $6. Place looks a good…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 7 yrs ago 6

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

I agree, rebranding as Penthouse didn't seem to change much, still a very good SC

8.0/10

I visited about 1:30-3:30 pm Tuesday afternoon a couple of weeks ago. Still very good prices for beer and lunch in the afternoon. I got a chessburger -- quite good burger but the fries were…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 7 yrs ago

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

Lust lives up to its high TUSCL ratings.

8.7/10

This was my first visit but I expect I’ll be back. Overall, it was a good experience. Stopped in about 4pm and was surprised by the quality of the day time dancers. More importantly, the…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 7 yrs ago 9 4

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Better visit than usual but normal Emprie pros and cons

7.0/10

I have not been visiting SCs much lately but decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three thins when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 7 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Happy Hour visit.

8.0/10

I visited recently. I stopped in on a Monday about 4:30 pm. The inside still looks great, but I'm the only customer? (again) No, I missed the guy in the corner sitting with one of…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 7 yrs ago 1

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Probably still the best SC in DC but not as far ahead as in the past

7.0/10

I arrived about 2:30 pm. Maybe about a dozen customers and maybe 8 dancers. A couple of the dancers were great (hot) but others we so-so. A few years ago, the ratio seemed reversed: mostly…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 8 yrs ago

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

Not Much Has Changed In A...

6.3/10

Not Much Has Changed In A Year. How Does This Place Survive? It's Got Its Pluses But . . . I visited recently. I stopped in about 3:30 pm on a Thursday. This is my first…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 8 yrs ago 1

Vixens Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, WV

First visit in a couple of years

8.3/10

Arrive Saturday afternoon about 3. You have to ring bell and wait for be let in. Then $5 cover, ID scan, metal detector, wand, etc. Tight security! Not sure why. I guess they have problems with…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 8 yrs ago 1 2

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Still beautiful, nude dancers but the club seems to be losing its appeal and customers

8.0/10

Business has been much slower the last few visits. It never seems to be as crowded downstairs and upstairs (which I preferred) never seems to be open in the day time. Food prices have gone…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 9 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Solid club, you won't find better in DC. Beautiful dancers, laid back, safe club.

6.7/10

Besides Camelot, most other clubs in DC disappoint me. As others mention, Arichibald's is nearby and can be just as good some days. Of course, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no physical…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 9 yrs ago

Headlights Gentlemen's Club

Chesapeake, VA

My first SC in the VA Beach, Chesapeake area. A bit strange, due to the laws, I guess

7.3/10

Several others have described the club layout accurately. I walked in about 9:30pm into the Bikini part. The dancers were mostly better than I expected, given past reviews, not 8-10 quality but pretty consistent 5-7…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 9 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Continues to be the best in DC. Very steady place for years, beautiful dancers

7.0/10

I don't bother much with the other clubs in DC. They are always disappointing compared to Camelot. As many have accurately stated before, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no dancer/patron physical contact. The…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 9 yrs ago

Treasures

Las Vegas, NV

A couple of unusual visits

8.7/10

I stopped by Treasures 2 afternoons last week. The first, on Wednesday, left me befuddled. I stopped in about 4:20pm and left an hour later. Two riddles: 1. What do you call a SC that…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 10 yrs ago 1

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

First visit to Scores, I'm not sure why I waited so long.

8.0/10

I’ve gone to a number of Baltimore clubs, mostly outside of downtown. The couple of times I tried downtown clubs I was sadly disappointed. So, I never got around to trying Scores. It’s not on…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 10 yrs ago

1320 II

Springfield, VA

I'm lowering my opinion and my rating for the 1320 club after my recent visit

5.0/10

I dunno, but it seems like the last couple of visits the place has lost its energy. As usual, a real mix of dancers, too large, small, tats, no tats, most ethnic groups, etc. Not…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 10 yrs ago

Camelot

Washington, D.C., DC

Still the best in DC but seems to be fading a bit recently.

7.3/10

Without a doubt, this is the best of the DC clubs; Archibald's is probably a distant 2nd. DC laws are weird, full nudity but no contact. Camelot’s outside was updated a couple of years ago…

DollarRalphDollarRalph· 10 yrs ago
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