Reviews by DollarRalph
Submit a ReviewThe Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
An earlier review title says it well: Classy joint, mostly hot dancers
Report on 3-4 weekday afternoon visits and one evening visit, all during the last 5-6 weeks:
For DC, this is a pretty good club. It is almost always quiet in the afternoons – a handful of…
Feb 8, 2020, 9:21 AM
Showcase Theater
11223 Old Baltimore Pike
Beltsville, MD 20705
A suprisingly pleasant place -- but not appearance wise!
As other reviews have made clear, by appearances this is a shabby, workout looking place. Most SCs I have visited that look like Showcase (SC) have been very disappointing and sometimes unpleasant. That is simply…
Jan 20, 2020, 6:23 AM
The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
My best visits (afternoon & evening return) to Mpire
This was going to be a review based on 2 recent visits: a recent afternoon visits to Mpire and an earlier visit about 10 days ago. But that attempt to visit Friday was unsuccessful. On…
Nov 7, 2019, 4:13 AM
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Camelot is still good (by DC standards) but seems to be in a slow, long term decline.
I arrived about 4:30 pm on a Friday. Place was fairly crowded by lacking energy. I planned on visiting the Mpire a couple of doors down but it was “closed” for an “event.” Camelot had…
Nov 7, 2019, 2:57 AM
The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Looks like Mpire is here today despite a scarcity of afternoon customers. I'm glad.
I decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three things when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean the men’s room is and how good the…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(northwest101215)
Oct 4, 2019, 5:50 AM
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
OK, but 2 much time without any dancers on stage. Why?
Monday afternoon visit last week. Arrive about 5pm. A dancer was just finishing her set as I sat down. Beers were 2 for 1 till 7pm so got two domestics for $8. Then I ran…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Champphilly )
Jun 25, 2019, 2:46 PM
Fairways Inn
4167 S Dupont Blvd
Smyrna, DE 19977
Dead on a raing Friday -- about 6 pm
My first visit here. Facility was fine, clean, especially the men's room -- usually a good sign. Entrance is way in the back, it was a bit confusing finding it. There were only a couple…
Apr 28, 2019, 11:29 AM
Golden Horseshoe Club
1335 N Mildred St
Ranson, WV 25438
I don't understand how this place is getting high ratings. I cannot agree
I've been here about 3 times in the last 18 months. Each time I arrived about 11:30pm -- 12:30am and stayed 45-90 minutes. Each time the place was dead, dead.
The beer prices were finebut the…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(MacWinters)
Apr 17, 2019, 12:49 AM
Richard's Rendezvous
1732 Altamont Ave
Richmond, VA 23230
Happen to be going thru Richmond on 95, stopped, not great but always true in Virginia
What is it with Virginia SCs? It seems like it's morally ok to have a few SC in the state as long as no one actually has a good time in one.
Stopped in about…
Mar 31, 2019, 4:40 AM
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
Visited after a year away, should have stayed away. Club has gone downhill for years.
Visited about 4pm on a recent Tuesday afternoon. Tuesday is 2 for 1 on drinks & laps. Good deal on beers -- I think I got two Buds for about $6. Place looks a good…
6 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(DollarRalph)
Mar 27, 2019, 6:33 PM
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
I agree, rebranding as Penthouse didn't seem to change much, still a very good SC
I visited about 1:30-3:30 pm Tuesday afternoon a couple of weeks ago. Still very good prices for beer and lunch in the afternoon. I got a chessburger -- quite good burger but the fries were…
Mar 27, 2019, 6:13 PM
Lust Gentlemen's Club
1110 Hedgesville Rd
Martinsburg, WV 25403
Lust lives up to its high TUSCL ratings.
This was my first visit but I expect I’ll be back. Overall, it was a good experience. Stopped in about 4pm and was surprised by the quality of the day time dancers. More importantly, the…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(DollarRalph)
Feb 24, 2019, 7:48 AM
The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Better visit than usual but normal Emprie pros and cons
I have not been visiting SCs much lately but decided to check out Mpire again one afternoon. I am always surprised by three thins when I visit Mpire: how high-class the club is, how clean…
Sep 30, 2018, 6:59 PM
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Happy Hour visit.
I visited recently. I stopped in on a Monday about 4:30 pm. The inside still looks great, but I'm the only customer? (again) No, I missed the guy in the corner sitting with one of…
1 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(goose101)
Aug 6, 2018, 11:29 PM
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Probably still the best SC in DC but not as far ahead as in the past
I arrived about 2:30 pm. Maybe about a dozen customers and maybe 8 dancers. A couple of the dancers were great (hot) but others we so-so. A few years ago, the ratio seemed reversed: mostly…
May 18, 2018, 6:28 PM
The Mpire Gentlemen's Club
1819 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Not Much Has Changed In A...
Not Much Has Changed In A Year. How Does This Place Survive? It's Got Its Pluses But . . .
I visited recently. I stopped in about 3:30 pm on a Thursday. This is my first…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Papi_Chulo)
Apr 13, 2018, 6:22 PM
Vixens Gentlemen's Club
9557 Winchester Ave
Bunker Hill, WV 25413
First visit in a couple of years
Arrive Saturday afternoon about 3. You have to ring bell and wait for be let in. Then $5 cover, ID scan, metal detector, wand, etc. Tight security!
Not sure why. I guess they have problems with…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(DollarRalph)
Jan 21, 2018, 8:03 AM
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Still beautiful, nude dancers but the club seems to be losing its appeal and customers
Business has been much slower the last few visits. It never seems to be as crowded downstairs and upstairs (which I preferred) never seems to be open in the day time. Food prices have gone…
Jun 20, 2017, 9:12 PM
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Solid club, you won't find better in DC. Beautiful dancers, laid back, safe club.
Besides Camelot, most other clubs in DC disappoint me. As others mention, Arichibald's is nearby and can be just as good some days. Of course, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no physical…
Apr 9, 2017, 7:30 AM
Headlights Gentlemen's Club
1428 George Washington Hwy N
Chesapeake, VA 23323
My first SC in the VA Beach, Chesapeake area. A bit strange, due to the laws, I guess
Several others have described the club layout accurately. I walked in about 9:30pm into the Bikini part. The dancers were mostly better than I expected, given past reviews, not 8-10 quality but pretty consistent 5-7…
Oct 21, 2016, 12:00 AM
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Continues to be the best in DC. Very steady place for years, beautiful dancers
I don't bother much with the other clubs in DC. They are always disappointing compared to Camelot. As many have accurately stated before, DC's laws allow nude dancing but absolutely no dancer/patron physical contact. The…
Sep 10, 2016, 12:00 AM
Treasures
2801 Westwood Dr
Las Vegas, NV 89109
A couple of unusual visits
I stopped by Treasures 2 afternoons last week. The first, on Wednesday, left me befuddled. I stopped in about 4:20pm and left an hour later.
Two riddles:
1. What do you call a SC that…
Jun 27, 2016, 12:00 AM
Penthouse Club Baltimore
615 Fallsway Road
Baltimore, MD 21202
First visit to Scores, I'm not sure why I waited so long.
I’ve gone to a number of Baltimore clubs, mostly outside of downtown. The couple of times I tried downtown clubs I was sadly disappointed. So, I never got around to trying Scores. It’s not on…
Jun 25, 2016, 12:00 AM
1320 II
7037 Brookfield Plaza, Springfield, VA 22150, USA*
I'm lowering my opinion and my rating for the 1320 club after my recent visit
I dunno, but it seems like the last couple of visits the place has lost its energy. As usual, a real mix of dancers, too large, small, tats, no tats, most ethnic groups, etc. Not…
May 9, 2016, 12:00 AM
Camelot
1823 M St NW
Washington, DC 20036
Still the best in DC but seems to be fading a bit recently.
Without a doubt, this is the best of the DC clubs; Archibald's is probably a distant 2nd. DC laws are weird, full nudity but no contact. Camelot’s outside was updated a couple of years ago…
Apr 16, 2016, 12:00 AM














