Comments by slaux_pas (page 2)

@JohnSmith69 “Or maybe I'm just not as funny as I think” If you have to explain a joke, it wasn’t funny.

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=30448#comment330827 GoVikings “zip is that guy back in school who always (constantly) tried to be funny, but never was and failed miserably at it.” ^^^^^ This. A thousand times this. ^^^^^

So your stalking isn’t limited to just jerikson40. Alrighty then.

^^^^^^ Not that it is likely but you really need to get laid and lose your cherry.

SHOCKING GEOGRAPHY DISCLOSURE! Canada is in North America and that makes Canadians – wait for it – Americans.

^^^^^“Good thing most strippers are already in nursing school.” Thank goodness that we're in the early stages of The Greatest Economic Boom in the History of the World. The strippers have all started nursing school but not yet quit stripping.

Everyone already knows that those crafty and too damn polite Canadians created Superman, the internet, fire and the dog but when it comes to bacon it is important to give credit where credit is due. Canadian Robert William Pickton and his Piggy Palace Good Times Society is responsible for kicking off the bacon craze. Such nice people those Canucks. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Pickton CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!

Come on cowboy, try growing a pair and just tell her pimp that if he can’t control his ho then you are going to take your money down to the next street corner. I guarantee that after he does some convincing she will be sucking your dick like there is no tomorrow. Hell, if you want she’ll bark like a dog or even pretend to be bi-curious - not that anyone could be dumb enough to believe her.

Percentage of strippers that are lesbians < 2% Percentage of strippers that are normal straight heterosexuals > 98% Percentage of strippers that lie = 100% Percentage of PLs that are un-fucking-believably gullible > 99.9991%

Selective use of data taken out of context leading to confirmation bias, check. Obsessive compulsive disorder, check. Repeated use of logical fallacies, check. Fixation with numbers and lists, check. Shall we assume that jerikson40 is #1 on your TUSCL Do Not Like List? Hmmmm. Mental illness should not be ignored. Left untreated it can consume you.

Wow. That is quite an in-depth, obsessive and very creepy stalking hatchet job. Troop?

He is a lawyer. Why is it news that they caught the lying thieving whore in a strip club?

gawker wrote “#13 she smokes a cigarette while you're eating her out” Seriously? That’s harsh. That’s just plain harsh.

Fakes are a deal killer everytime. No exceptions. Ever.

There is nothing “big” or “curvy” or “phat” about them. Just big “fat” lard asses. Put Kim K. or J.Lo or Michelle on a scooter-for-the-obese with their “assets” hanging off the edges of the oversized seats and they’ll blend right in with all the other “Women of Wal-Mart”. Stop fucking these obese cows and they’ll stop populating the world with more and more slothful, gluttoness, mouth breathing, bon-bon eating, blobs. If you need to fuck a “phat” ass get a step ladder and head for the stables for some horse ass. Sure it won’t be as big but it should be close enough and civilization just might be saved.

“Maybe there is a creative way to create a solid barrier that prevents any wet spots or sensation of warm cum” Duct Tape is your friend.

jerikson40 wrote “when people said enforce what they meant was monitor and identify incidents of rule breaking...you're talking about penalties. Any idiot knows what the possible penalties are” ...monitor and identify incidents of rule breaking? That is even more naïve and ignorant than not knowing how clubs enforce their rules. I can only conclude, based on the absurdity of your post that you are purposely playing the fool at my expense. Well good sir, the laugh is on me. If OTOH in the unlikely event that you intended to be taken seriously then I can absolutely, positively guarantee that you can make a small fortune in the strip club industry virtually overnight as long as you are prepared to start with a huge fortune. In other words don’t quit your day job.

How would they enforce it? Are you kidding me? Fines, suspensions and ultimately being fired from the club for not following the rules. Maybe a customer won’t get tossed out but dancers definitely suffer the consequences if they piss off the club. Seriously I wonder how many posters on here have not ever been to a strip club because some of you don’t seem to know anything about how they work.

@LenaSmirnova. For me your presentation is a little bit too new age-like and comes across as a bit formulamatic but your basic premise is based on sound well established scientific studies. What is important for strippers to keep in mind is that men are visual. Their target customer is a MALE not their sorority sisters or a fashion magazine. If they ignore that they are sabotaging their potential sales.