discussion comment
3 years ago
One time I had a girl decide to help clean me up afterward....
Instead of just leaving the condom on, where I could go into the men's room and dispose, she pulled it straight up and off before I realized. And it emptied all over my shirt.
Good think it was a dark shirt.
discussion comment
3 years ago
In Baltimore, "the block" is almost across the street from the police station. Sure, there are some pretty sketchy people on the sidewalk, but really....
Bridgeport, my visit to Pleasant moments, the neighborhood was bad. But the only person around acted like they were a sort of on street lot security for the club, maybe just faking it, but was polite and not didn't try some kinda con.
It was probably over 20 year since I've been to TJ, I know Mexico in general has gotten worse in general, but those bars are probably paying off the police in front of them to leave their customers alone. And, at least 20 year ago, everything looked at least OK.
But, Washington Park, IL... Hollywood (now scarlets) and hustler were right up next to the freeway, but driving back to blondies was a sketchy. In the 1/2 mile from the freeway entrance I saw a car on fire in someone's yard, no fire department responding, even though there was a building with a fire dept. sign on it almost across the street. One of the 2 AM'er stories was about a murder in the parking lot of one of the clubs there, the victim was the town MAYOR.
article comment
3 years ago
Though, the comments about what she was doing on stage sound a little over the top. The only time I've seen penetration with beer bottles on stage, especially with audience participation, was in Pattaya...
(And yes, I was participating, and it was also in the back, and no, not a back room...)
article comment
3 years ago
I lived in Anchorage about 15 years ago.
And can guess where this was, if it's true, and that place has been closed a long time now.
Though, this didn't match the experience of any of my visits, I got the feeling this was possible depending on the dancer.
review comment
3 years ago
Tipped them to leave you alone?
Not sure where that's a good idea, if anywhere, but I would very much not recommend it here.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Having several experiences in Thailand with "takeout" stopping to puke....
I really don't mind buying her an overpriced (dancer drink taxed) water.
discussion comment
3 years ago
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drewcareypnwnot the real drew carey, but I play him at strip clubs...
About a year ago the local tittie barista mentioned working one and invited me, but I declined.
Next time I saw her she mentioned seeing security carrying AK's, and she wasn't going back.
discussion comment
3 years ago
While a big dump is kinda satisfying, if it's really that big of a deal for you, I think you might need more fiber, roughage, etc.
And it really should be over in a minute of two.
The build up to it is not enjoyable.
But an orgasm, maybe it's over just as quickly, but the sensation building up to it over at least 10-15 minutes is enjoyable enough in itself.
discussion comment
3 years ago
There are a huge range of faces that I find attractive, it's usually really bad teeth or meth complexion that actually turns me off.
And women that ugly are pretty rare in the clubs I frequent, or even most of the clubs I've visited traveling.
But thin, fit, small round asses with perky tits is not a solid majority in most clubs, often a minority and totally lacking in a few I've been recently. And young ladies with this kinda body type are usually taking care of themselves and don't have awful teeth or skin, maybe there's a rarity with a hooked nose or some crazy shit, but is much easier to overlook than 50 pounds overweight.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Pat downs by big ugly guys.
The place is full of hot chicks with, um, outgoing personalities, wtf don't the get them to rotate through doing pat downs (collect the cover first).
review comment
3 years ago
I thought I was the one that was supposed to cum and go?
When I was there several weeks ago several dancers mentioned cameras in the VIP rooms, and therefore wanted to avoid them. Seems they felt safe with extra curricular activities going on in the open?
discussion comment
3 years ago
https://youtu.be/BWFLztKBrLY
"What if you could 'like' a financial transaction?"
"What if you could 'friend' your landlord?"
"what if you could 'comment' on your coworkers lapdance payments?"
"This exciting idea was vastly rejected by our user base, except the dumb fools who didn't read the fine print and have no fucking idea their parents, children, coworkers and spouses would know now who and how much they are paying to fuck."
review comment
3 years ago
$300 for VIP at wise guys? hmm, no thank you...
Other girls ignore you after you turn one down?
That's pretty much all the details he needs.
Ya, general idea of how shitty the building and parking and such is helpful, but I'm sure someone else left that in a previous review. Unless we all want to cater to people too cheap to pay and too lazy to leave their own reviews and try and get everything there is to know from 1 freebie preview.
discussion comment
3 years ago
Rumors I've heard of hotel safes being easy to get into might be true after all...
But a couple chains, bracelets and a rolex adding up to $1 million seems a lot.
And looking at the picture, I'm having difficulty understanding who has $1 million to spend on couple chains, bracelets and a rolex but can't afford a better looking hooker?
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Get a new phone.
Then your screen time will be split, 2 hours each, and won't seem that bad.
discussion comment
3 years ago
No thank you.
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3 years ago
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Pablo99Looking for the girl next door, with huge tits
"You're talking shit about things you don't know shit about"
It boggles my mind who has the time and energy to put some stupid half ass and usually just wrong comment on EVERY FUCKING THING on this site. Just about every review posted has him accusing it of being a club ad.
To stick out so far above all the other obnoxious assholes on this site is a bit of an achievement, I guess, not one I would ever want to accomplish though.
review comment
3 years ago
@drewcarey - Most of their rip off artists are pretty obvious, and will start with high pressure lapdance sales tactics and vague promises.
Seeing a few of your reviews, you've probably been around enough you'll recognize many girls from other clubs and have a good idea who's ok and who to avoid. Always asking a price first and not being afraid to stop after the first dance is over if anything makes me weary (i.e. she starts midsong), I can't remember having any of them try and cheat me. In the past, I've seen many ladies here I've recognized from Pandoras, and I'm sure they bounce between other clubs. (Sometime I wonder if some work different nights at different clubs, at least pre covo?)
It's just annoying to have to be that on guard and suspicious of every new dancer when I go there (so I usually don't).
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3 years ago
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Pablo99Looking for the girl next door, with huge tits
Interesting comments pointing out New Orleans (+34), Nashville (+30), Las Vegas (+26), Orlando (+22), and Austin (+16).
In my experience with New Orleans and Vegas, all of the clubs I visited (traveling for conventions in these cities) is that the clubs were setup for tourists, expensive and very tame.
And I always assumed Orlando was similar but a second rate smaller time version of New Orleans or Vegas (which aren't trying to maintain a squeaky clean image). Never even bothered trying to find a club any time I was there.
Never been to Nashville, but comments from girls I met visiting Memphis made it sound like the place they wanted to go to make money. Didn't really think of it as comparable to the other cities listed at the time, cause Memphis sure seems that shitty in every other way, but was also surprised how closely monitored activities in the club were and assumes Nashville might be similar in that regards.
review comment
3 years ago
I generally get the feeling the whole concept of professional management is lost to them. Which is kind of a shame with everything else they do have going right for them.
My worst experience there was years ago, with some dyke'ish women the dancer informed me was the manager standing right the fuck behind me while getting a lapdance (with "it" hanging out, and the dancer glued to my lap to cover that up)...
But the overall atmosphere created by the den of con artists allowed by them is an annoyance on the best days I've been there.
discussion comment
3 years ago
So, if he has a non conventional gender identity, people get all afraid of him.
But if he spent millions of dollars on the pageant just for the privilege of being creepy, his supporters are all gonna make excuses for him.
https://www.cnn.com/2016/10/08/politics/trump-on-howard-stern/
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3 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Hmm, I drive a prius (hey, it's cheap and reliable) and EVERYBODY cuts me the fuck off. I've had motorcycles cut in front of me, not big harleys or some rocket, but some 80's CB400 looking thing. If you try driving like an asshole in a prius, you'll die.
(my other car is a RAM 3500 with a 500 lb deer catcher, No one cuts that off, so it's gotta be the prius).
The last several cars that did just total asshat shit in front of me were all subarus. And the little wannabe SUV versions, not the WRX things. I'm always confused why anyone even buys that POSs, too damned expensive for a car that scream boring looser (hey, the prius might scream that, but it does so at no inflated price), and then drive around like a dickhead.
review comment
3 years ago
@techman, yes, girls set there prices, and the two places I've been in Seattle lately it pretty consistently $40 several weeks ago, mostly $30 this trip. Some will just take their top off. Some will ask for more to do so. If they start quoting topless vs. otherwise when I ask a price I usually just pass anyways and expect her top to come off or my hands to be encouraged underneath it or first song is the last...
discussion comment
3 years ago
Pretty sure it is now, and always has been independent...
Not currently listed on the 'vu's website:
https://bestseattlestripclubs.com/
discussion comment
3 years ago
Having worked in IT security for 20+ years the only thing I am absolutely positive about is that a whole shitload of people who really should know better are dazzled with the bullshit being peddled here.
Deleted the database? um, no. Maybe some "working copy" from an analyst's desktop...
"hire a firm that will use a computer to calculate votes cast for every candidate and office using the digitized images" As opposed to having multiple people independently HAND COUNT them? Oh, ya, right, that's already been done and they didn't like the results...
And please don't get me started on how routers don't save shit. That's just how they are designed and how they work. They save nothing. Nada. Zip. By Design, there's just no reason for them to save much of anything to properly function, any attempts at doing so make them slower and much expensive. Claiming you don't have data from them is a bunch of bullshit, no one would every expect to get a damned thing from them in any forensic audit.