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5 years ago
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
An Outdated Sales Technique
Yeah, I can't bring a strip club T-shirt home with me. Believe it or not though, once my free "gift" for getting dances in a club was a socket wrench set. I still use it.
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5 years ago
Phoenix133
Dance
Deal breakers
Phoenix133 said, "For me I would say heel banging is a big turn off." Interesting that you're the only one to mention that so far. I can usually get past a few things I could do without (lots of tattoos, nipple piercings), but heel banging is one of the few deal-breakers for me. Comes off to me as too aggressive. In my view, it's not conducive to a GFE, which is often what I'm looking for in a dance partner. Of course, to each his own.
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5 years ago
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
OT: Finding a Handyman ?
Angie's List TV ads say that it's free to use. That's a change from when they first started out.
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5 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
New Atlanta strip club.
If you look at the photo on Google maps street view, the sign on the building says "Seventy Five Dancers Nightly." Kind of scary when you remember that at night it's a gay male strip club. Not that there's anything wrong with that, just not my thing.
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5 years ago
EastCoaster
I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Finding the One
Coolguy4, I am terrible with names -- sorry! She is young (21) and petite, with shoulder-length brown hair. She is not a local, so the chances that she'll be there when you are are probably not great. Happy hunting, though, and bring back some good stories!
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5 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
A guide to Follies
Great review, shadowcat. Even though I've always lived a considerable distance from Follies, I've been going there with some regularity for more than 20 years now. In that time I have marveled at how some things have changed (much better mileage, day shift got much better than night shift, they swapped out the worthless pool table with more couches for dances, and subdivided the communal VIP room into private cubicles) and others have stayed the same (floor dances have been $10 for as long as I can remember -- pretty remarkable when you think about it). A tip for newbies: Yes, some of the girls keep their bottoms on for the first dance, but as part of the extensive two-way, hands-on nature of the dances, after a minute if they still have them on, I hook my thumbs under the sides of their bottoms and gently start to lower them. I have *never* received any resistance to this and they always finish taking them off. This is Follies, and they all know their panties are going to come off eventually. Atlanta strip-clubbing will suck if and when Follies ever closes. As shadowcat says, don't wait.
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5 years ago
ATACdawg
Thank God Trump is FIRED!!! Lock him up!
Joanie the Jehovah's Witness Stripper
Paul Thorn is a fabulous and funny songwriter, and a former boxer with a winning record. In 1988 he went six rounds with Roberto Duran -- and lost, but he wrote a good song about it: I'd Rather Be a Hammer Than a Nail. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=camMM3afJ6U
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5 years ago
EastCoaster
I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Pretty Much Something for Everyone
Good question, and I don't know the answer. You should post that question in the TJ Mongers discussion group. Someone will know. https://tuscl.net/discussions.php?group_id=4&offset=0
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5 years ago
GNPA
New York
Thursday @Hong Kong...HELL YESSS!
Nice review, but I agree, all prices quoted are too high. I was just there last week. Cab is only $5, lady drinks are $9, dances on the floor for $10-15 aren't a thing here (but girls will give you that experience for buying them a $9 drink), tipping the robe guy is only $1, and most girls will give you 30 minutes upstairs for $80.
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5 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Do you always carry a condom with you when you visit a strip club?
Yes. I learned that when a girl says, "Do you have a condom?" and you don't, there's no guarantee that anything exciting will happen. If the girl has one, or can get one in the club, that's not a guarantee that she'll have a magnum. Just sayin'.
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5 years ago
shadowcat
Atlanta suburb
Do you go to a club looking for a dancer that was mentioned in a review?
Obviously, mongers differ in what they need or want in a review -- as well as what their M.O. is in how and where they club. Some have regular clubs they visit again and again because they're tied to a specific location or area. Others, like me, only visit clubs when they travel, which means it's possible they'll only get to visit a given club once. Either way, names of ROBs can be helpful, and I have both given and benefited from having that info. But as others have said, names of HM dancers (or whatever) are not that useful to me in picking a club to visit because they might not be there the one time I get to visit the club or they might not give me the same services they gave someone else. To assume otherwise... well, you know what they say about what happens when you ass/u/me anything. A review is helpful to me if it gives me a general sense of what might be possible at that club in terms of mileage and at what cost. As regular TUSCL readers know, there are some VHM $5 dance clubs (e.g., in Philly, suburban DC, Miami, Atlanta), and other clubs that charge $60 for an air dance (e.g., SF Bay Area). That's a huge difference, and I'd like to know that in advance. Thanks to all the reviewers who understand that and include that info. The rest is on me, and I don't really need names. I have enough experience at this to engage the girls, no matter what they call themselves, and figure out whether the ones I'm attracted to are likely to give me what I want in the context of what is usually allowed at that club. So what's important in a review may vary considerably to each and every one of you. Some of you might *really* need to know where the bathroom is. To you I say, Don't forget to tip the troll -- and for fuck's sake, wash your hands!! lol
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5 years ago
bruceleeroy
California
HK VIP Card
Well, I see Jascoi and I were typing at the same time! Obviously, he's faster. lol
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5 years ago
bruceleeroy
California
HK VIP Card
Well, yes and no, but mostly yes. You should book the room in advance online to make sure you have one reserved, because they do sell out on occasion. You will need to use a real email address to receive your confirmation. (I have never had a problem with that.) No credit card number is needed to hold a room. They will ask you online what time you plan to arrive and if you don't make it within four hours of that time, they may not hold the room for you. There is no penalty if you no-show. To get back to your main question, they apply the discount when you check in. So yes, you buy the card at the desk just inside the HK club's front door and then go right next door and up one flight of stairs to the hotel desk, where they will give you the discount. I do this every time -- including just last week. They will also ask you for a cash deposit in case you raid the mini-fridge. I got a basic room last week for three nights and they wanted a $30 deposit. When I checked out, they radioed up to the sixth floor and had one of the staff check the fridge. It took a couple of extra minutes, but there was no problem getting my deposit back.
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5 years ago
carolinaclubman
North Carolina
I wish I lived closer, but I am glad that I don't.
Caramel is a shark. She is very hands-on out on the floor (and practically jacked me off OTP in front of everyone when I tipped her at the stage), but she will latch onto you and not let go until you finally pry her off. Mets1986, with the right girl, the VIP dances can be whatever you want them to be. There was a time a number of years ago when the VIP mileage went *way* down after some girls got fired for being too, uh, forward, but things got back to normal a couple of years ago. The limo, though pricey, has always been a safe haven for fun. One of the most accommodating clubs in an otherwise lame state for strip clubs. And, as far as I know, the only fully nude club in North Carolina.
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5 years ago
EastCoaster
I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Pretty Much Something for Everyone
DeclineToState, thanks for returning to finish your thoughts.
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5 years ago
EastCoaster
I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Finding the One
Papi, I think it helps to appear to be well-groomed above and below. (I know, TMI...)
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5 years ago
EastCoaster
I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Pretty Much Something for Everyone
Papi, you can see and feel a girl's bare boobs for a dollar tip (well, maybe two dollars for both boobs, and another dollar to finger her pussy), and for the price of a $9.00 drink you can explore her charms pretty freely in a booth for at least several minutes, more if she likes you. Worth the investment, especially if you can't really tell what you're getting if her outfit is not revealing enough. But believe me, sometimes the outfits leave very little to the imagination. The number of girls seemed a little lighter than usual, but I am not a late-night clubber, so maybe more later. Even so, there were more than enough to go around. The Zona Shuttle is free, but is it public transportation? Well, I guess it is for anyone in the general public who's going to where most of the legal brothels are. They only make one stop -- in front of HK. I didn't have to show a VIP card or anything else. I just said "Hong Kong, si?"
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5 years ago
EastCoaster
I strongly prefer women of color. Every color.
Finding the One
@mongo1964, not sure what Jalos is, so can't comment on the rooms there. The rooms above Chicago Club are not deluxe, but are adequate. @Papi_Chulo, I have gotten BBBJs in TJ possibly more often than not. Have never pre-negotiated this. Some of the girls offer it as a come-on when they're trying to sell you on going upstairs. ("Sucky sucky, no condom.") Have never done BBFS there, and won't. Nor will most of the girls, I suspect.
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5 years ago
gSteph
The view from the other side of the room
How was 2019? In your SC’ing world?
2019 was good for me. Posted 37 reviews for clubs I visited in 8 states, increased my OTC adventures considerably (for me, anyway), and found a reliable and cheap place for FS in a new club in my state -- a state which really has no good clubs (decent extras, let alone FS, are rare, and only one nude club). Just today I finished a six-day west coast strip club jag -- two days in the City of Industry and four (ending tonight) in Tijuana. Actually, it was my second multi-day trip to Tijuana this year. Not bad for a guy who lives on the east coast. Happy New Year, everybody!!
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5 years ago
zensitivity
newbie questions
zensitivity, regarding Papi's last comment: "+ don't be surprised if dancers don't approach you - couples often have this issue in many clubs especially at Tootsies - you may have to be proactive and approach dancers you may be interested in..." I know you said your wife is shy, but in my (somewhat limited) experience with this, you may have your best luck by having her ask for dances, not you. When the guy asks, sometimes the dancers wonder if the wife or girlfriend is really down for this or is being dragged into it. In your case, it definitely sounds like this is not the case, but the best way to signal the dancers that this is what the wife wants is to have the wife ask.
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5 years ago
Cashman1234
He/Him - He’s a filthy pig. That’s him in VIP with another whore.
A seedy club that’s not worth a trip
I agree with desertscrub on this one. This is an excellent review, full of all kinds of helpful information, written in an easy-to-read format. Yes, this is how it's done. Nice work, Cashman.
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5 years ago
wiffle shwaffle
Breakdown of Fees and Fines
Excellent post, Waffle. Thanks for sharing this info, as it gives me insight into an aspect of clubbing I never see.
discussion comment
5 years ago
jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
What's the worst thing to say when you're out on a date with a dominatrix?
What's the worst thing to say? Beats me.
review comment
5 years ago
Fallman316
HK in TJ first timer!~
Great review, Fallman316. Sounds like you made good use of your time. I am looking forward to a return visit in a few weeks.
discussion comment
5 years ago
schmoe31415
Whatever
Can recent reviews still be read without a location filter?
Thanks, Founder. Not just for what *I* wanted but for everything you do for us.