Southside Johnny's
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6400 W Market St Greensboro, NC 27409

I wish I lived closer, but I am glad that I don't.

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carolinaclubman
Jan 6, 2020, 4:53 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Holiday travels caused me to stop in Greensboro for the night. Ok, I could have stayed somewhere else but I wanted naked ladies up close and personal. SSJ is pretty easy to find, in sort of an industrial area with sufficient parking (gravel but in good condition if I recall correctly). I think it was eighteen bucks to get in, which is pretty high but it's a BYOB club, and drinking your own beer for cheap makes up for that pretty quickly. I wasn't drinking so that didn't apply to me. They do serve sodas, fruit juice, water, and energy drinks which naturally are overpriced, and from what I saw they don't actually require whatever you bring to drink to be in a cooler, you can just carry your twelve pack in and serve yourself out of the box.

To the object of my visit, that being poon. There was a pretty sharp looking blonde wearing glasses and nothing else on stage when I walked around the corner. I tipped her and got a little close up and personal attention, she had nice tits and ass and a pretty kitty. I was going to catch her for some couch dances when she got off stage but some girl (Caramel) who did nothing for me latched onto me and refused to take a hint to please go away for a while. Finally, she took the hint and asked for a tip for time, I gave her two bucks and she moved on, but I never got a shot at the blonde again. Then I tipped onstage and got two couch dances each from two petite brunettes, both of them quite pretty and gave good couch room contact. I queried them each about what could happen in the VIP, one of them told me she wouldn't do as much as I wanted and the other one was kind of vague. A few minutes later a thin girl I had sort of passed on sat down and started talking to me, she gave a good vibe so I got a couple of dances from her which were also very good, which led to the VIP, which was excellent, $130 for fifteen minutes and maybe a little longer. My instincts about her were right. No, as usual, I am not going to connect her name (even if I could remember it) with specific deeds due to my belief that too many details are the perfect way to kill the goose that lays the golden egg. Do a little homework. I left for the evening shortly after my VIP visit.

The doorman and the bartender, aka the owners, are very personable and concern themselves that everyone enjoy themselves. The interior of the club looks fairly new, including the stage and seating, along with the couch rooms. The restroom is adequate and clean with no troll. I will definitely return if I am in the area.

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