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2 years ago
"Use of Weapons," Iain M Banks. I fucking love the Culture novels, almost as much as Discworld.
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2 years ago
Either you or Savannah is confused about VIP vs private. VIP charges by the song, private by time (30 for 300, 60 for 600).
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2 years ago
Generosity I got. Charm, not so much.
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2 years ago
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whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
I wish I had passengers who would airdrop nudes at me. :(
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2 years ago
"It takes balls to admit to an LDK"
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
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2 years ago
Holy shit. :(
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2 years ago
@ILBB nah you're good AFAIC.
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
My ATF has galactorrhea (lactation not related to childbirth). Love it.
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2 years ago
I note with interest that none of the girls have chimed in.
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2 years ago
*until I'm back in control. Dammit, Founder, this ain't Twitter! Give us an edit function!
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2 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
All my life. Did a turn as a pasta "chef" (not that I considered myself a chef, just the senior cook, but that was the title) in Colorado Springs for a few years, used to sell my own line of pasta sauce until a kitchen accident put an end to that project.
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2 years ago
I'm 53. I figure I have at the very outside 17 years left, considering my genetics and hobbies. To me, that's old.
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2 years ago
"I have unique features that aren't traditionally beautiful so I'm not the average club goers cup of tea..."
"Finding out your wants and needs within reason and making you comfortable, I'm a slow sensual person and if you pay for extra time, I want to untilize your time to give a good personal experience. I will say my ass is better than my tits by a long shot so I like to alternate positions while dancing to give the best veiws and stimulation and ask what is preferred..."
Having seen your pics and read this AMA, I hope it doesn't sound creepy that you greatly resemble my CF/ATF here in Phoenix. If I happen to find myself in Vegas, I'll definitely look you up.
And if your ass is better than your tits, it must be goddamn phenomenal.
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2 years ago
Dancer at the bar last night called me "handsome." Therefore she was attracted to me. QED.
(or she was blind, IDK)
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2 years ago
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rickthelionStraight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!
HOW IS PUPPEH FORMED
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2 years ago
Wait, are there legal definitions of SC activities now?
69 USC §420: A lap dance is considered "full contact" when the customer can tactilely identify the dancer's labia and/or clitoris being pressed into his tumescent organ and/or thigh.
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2 years ago
My CF/ATF wears a short, almost sheer robe on the floor and for the first couple of songs when she takes me to VIP to seduce me, until she warms up. Personally I find it a hell of a lot more arousing than the usual floor attire. And yes, the club tends to run cold, 74 or so (hey, that's fucking arctic for Phoenix).
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2 years ago
$100 for one song? That song better be Beethoven's 9th. :P
As a painfully self-aware old(-ish per Whodey's description) white guy, I have to agree with Spice's rant. I tip well (staff and dancers) and am polite to everyone, and have been told repeatedly that I'm unusual that way.
Also, as Mark said, it's a business. Do you (the general you) go out of your way to antagonize your waitress or HR rep? Not if you have any sense of self-preservation. Treat SWers the same, fellow PLs.
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2 years ago
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Maybe I just ain't had shit to say until recently?
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2 years ago
Even at 0:48?
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2 years ago
Nobby: "This one dancer called Broccolee can touch the back of her head with the sole of her foot."
Fred: "I don't believe that!"
Nobby: "Straight up, Sarge, I've seen her do it."
Fred: "I don't believe there's a pole dancer named Broccolee!"
Fred: "Well she used to be called Candy, but then she heard broccoli is better for you."
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2 years ago
@Mark yeah but half of us still can't spell Pahoniex.
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2 years ago
Cash money buys a lot of forgetting, or something.
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2 years ago
It's not her.
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2 years ago
Doc Evil, you know nothing about how the military works. In what branch, when and where did you serve?