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2 years ago
@Rick man every time you post I think of Jubal Early from Firefly.
Simon: "Are you Alliance?"
Jubal: "Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as I lion. I do have a mighty roar."
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2 years ago
@Bubba because they are. Cagers, man, IDK.
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2 years ago
^One of my faves told me about the incident that put an end to her modeling career and damn near her life: riding with her squid bf, too fast, surface street, sun behind them, got left-turned by a fucking minivan. Everything that could have gone wrong, did. I made the appropriate sympathetic noises.
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2 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
B. I much prefer the steel sort. They're more predictable and less expensive to keep.
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2 years ago
It's been 20-some years, and that was only for a high school class reunion. Turned out I didn't like my classmates any better in 2002 than I did in 1987. I have no need or desire to ever go back, except when I'm on a road trip and it's between me and my destination.
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2 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Remember when we paid for cable because there no commercials? Now we pay to watch commercials.
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2 years ago
I took SJG off ignore just to see if he had anything worthwhile to contribute.
Yeah. That went well.
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2 years ago
@ilbb that's entirely possible, although 1) I did say these are girls I've never been with and b) the girls I *have* been with, when I apologize for being too handsy, they roll their eyes and firmly place my hands where they (the hands *and* the girls) want them.
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2 years ago
My FC copies cards and DLs when they're used to pay for private rooms as a way to dispute fraud/chargebacks. They shred the copies once the charge processes. Other than that, they've never scanned or even asked to see my ID.
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2 years ago
The title's ambiguous syntax could be taken as "Stop having sex with meat which is eating men." Which is a whole 'nother level of WTF.
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2 years ago
Blah's entrance music: Insane Clown Posse, "Still Stabbin'".
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2 years ago
Transponder isn't a no-go item unless she's IFR or flying in controlled airspace.
[checks URL] Shit, wrong board.
My weirdest SC experiences are all on the employee side, mostly involving features. The best was probably when I was security for Alex Jordan. After her final appearance, she asked me to take her to my favorite bar. I did. We walked in, the place went silent, and I heard someone stage-whisper "WHEN THE FUCK DID ALEX JORDAN START DATING ANTON LAVEY?"
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2 years ago
@Manuel, yeah, my fave gets the post-cum shivers and upper chest blush, which is pretty damn hard to fake.
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2 years ago
My ATF positions herself in the same manner on me, and if she's not actually getting off, she's the best faker I've ever met. I don't think it's common as such, but I also don't think most dancers will admit to it.
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2 years ago
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founderrespect for others goes a long way
I had issues (with the site, I mean; my own personal issues are still in play) posting comments and starting a new thread. Logout/in didn't work. Nuking all tuscl cookies worked.
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2 years ago
@Doc I used to spin the fuck out of Blue Lines and Protection. When Unfinished Sympathy starts, the couches instantly fill up.
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2 years ago
@iknowbetter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3mn7EC-skg
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2 years ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
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2 years ago
@ILBB, it's the opposite. Dogs are omnivorous scavengers. Cats vastly prefer fresh meat, being obligate carnivores.
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2 years ago
Had a friend staying with me once, years ago. One night we were having fun, she started making some very feline moans. My old-ass cat wandered into the room and started singing along with her. We both collapsed in giggles.
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2 years ago
I'm 5'9". I've dated shorter and taller. Makes no difference to me.
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2 years ago
@BGSD lookin' sharp, lookin' for love.
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2 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Discussions like this make me want to revisit my ignore list, just for the entertainment value.
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2 years ago
I have a reasonable (1500 sqft, 3/2/2) house on a reasonable (6000 sqft) plot of land in central-ish Phoenix. Bought it new-built in 2018, very energy-efficient. Meets all my needs and doesn't look like it was designed by an architect with ADD.
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2 years ago
Button-down shirt and soft jeans with a canvas belt not unlike what I was issued in the Air Force. Used to wear boxer briefs until my ATF went exploring one night and I wisecracked that next time I came in I'd be commando. She grinned and said "Love it. Makes my job that much easier."
I called her bluff.
She wasn't bluffing.