Comments by conan_mac_morna (page 3)

@Rick man every time you post I think of Jubal Early from Firefly. Simon: "Are you Alliance?" Jubal: "Am I a lion? I don't think of myself as I lion. I do have a mighty roar."

@Bubba because they are. Cagers, man, IDK.

^One of my faves told me about the incident that put an end to her modeling career and damn near her life: riding with her squid bf, too fast, surface street, sun behind them, got left-turned by a fucking minivan. Everything that could have gone wrong, did. I made the appropriate sympathetic noises.

B. I much prefer the steel sort. They're more predictable and less expensive to keep.

It's been 20-some years, and that was only for a high school class reunion. Turned out I didn't like my classmates any better in 2002 than I did in 1987. I have no need or desire to ever go back, except when I'm on a road trip and it's between me and my destination.

Remember when we paid for cable because there no commercials? Now we pay to watch commercials.

I took SJG off ignore just to see if he had anything worthwhile to contribute. Yeah. That went well.

@ilbb that's entirely possible, although 1) I did say these are girls I've never been with and b) the girls I *have* been with, when I apologize for being too handsy, they roll their eyes and firmly place my hands where they (the hands *and* the girls) want them.

My FC copies cards and DLs when they're used to pay for private rooms as a way to dispute fraud/chargebacks. They shred the copies once the charge processes. Other than that, they've never scanned or even asked to see my ID.

The title's ambiguous syntax could be taken as "Stop having sex with meat which is eating men." Which is a whole 'nother level of WTF.

Blah's entrance music: Insane Clown Posse, "Still Stabbin'".

Transponder isn't a no-go item unless she's IFR or flying in controlled airspace. [checks URL] Shit, wrong board. My weirdest SC experiences are all on the employee side, mostly involving features. The best was probably when I was security for Alex Jordan. After her final appearance, she asked me to take her to my favorite bar. I did. We walked in, the place went silent, and I heard someone stage-whisper "WHEN THE FUCK DID ALEX JORDAN START DATING ANTON LAVEY?"

@Manuel, yeah, my fave gets the post-cum shivers and upper chest blush, which is pretty damn hard to fake.

My ATF positions herself in the same manner on me, and if she's not actually getting off, she's the best faker I've ever met. I don't think it's common as such, but I also don't think most dancers will admit to it.

I had issues (with the site, I mean; my own personal issues are still in play) posting comments and starting a new thread. Logout/in didn't work. Nuking all tuscl cookies worked.

@Doc I used to spin the fuck out of Blue Lines and Protection. When Unfinished Sympathy starts, the couches instantly fill up.

@iknowbetter: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3mn7EC-skg

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@ILBB, it's the opposite. Dogs are omnivorous scavengers. Cats vastly prefer fresh meat, being obligate carnivores.

Had a friend staying with me once, years ago. One night we were having fun, she started making some very feline moans. My old-ass cat wandered into the room and started singing along with her. We both collapsed in giggles.

I'm 5'9". I've dated shorter and taller. Makes no difference to me.

@BGSD lookin' sharp, lookin' for love.

Discussions like this make me want to revisit my ignore list, just for the entertainment value.

I have a reasonable (1500 sqft, 3/2/2) house on a reasonable (6000 sqft) plot of land in central-ish Phoenix. Bought it new-built in 2018, very energy-efficient. Meets all my needs and doesn't look like it was designed by an architect with ADD.

Button-down shirt and soft jeans with a canvas belt not unlike what I was issued in the Air Force. Used to wear boxer briefs until my ATF went exploring one night and I wisecracked that next time I came in I'd be commando. She grinned and said "Love it. Makes my job that much easier." I called her bluff. She wasn't bluffing.