Reviews by IHearVoices

After a long day of work – and remembering that I didn’t have to be in until 11 this (Sunday) morning, I decided to take some time and ride down south to check out some…

Didn't make it out to Dean's on Wednesday, so I went last night (Thursday). Paid the 5 to park and the 15 cover. I'm philosophically opposed to paying to park my own car, but it's…

Decided to bring in 38 by trying the spot out. I was attracted to the supposed 2-4-1 dance special on Tuesdays advertised on the site, but of course it was not to be. Oh well.…

So, that dumb decision I referred to in my Miami Gold review…it was coming here. Figured I’d get some cheap dances to end the night at a place that I hadn’t gone to in a…

After WWE Raw my friend and I continued our Dallas SC tour at ZR. I was particularly excited about the idea of going to a club with Latina dancers, so this had to get into…

Got to XTC around 2:30 after leaving Bucks last (04/03) night. Free parking, $20 cover. You enter on the right side. It looks really nice on the outside, but on the inside it looks pretty…

We skipped out to Bucks after WrestleMania - which was great until the last match - and got there around 12:15. It's the rare mixed club that plays a lot of 90s and 00s rap.…

After leaving BDs Saturday night (04/02), we went to Onyx. It was close, open late, and fits my friend's tastes more than BDs does. Free parking - which is almost a shock at a black…

A friend and I are in town for WrestleMania, so we decided...okay, I insisted...that we go to Baby Dolls first on Saturday night. After reading the reviews and all, it only seemed right to give…

After a few other stops - including trips to VIxens and Mint which aren't worth any additional mention - I ended up at Playhouse, largely in hopes of seeing a dancer that I met…

Stopped by Lido on my way home from Tallahassee (Papi: expect a PM sometime this week). There's no cover before 7, I believe. The club layout is somewhat like a maze: you enter the club…

I know Papi's review is going to blow this one out of the water because...well...he's probably the best reviewer here. Oh well: at least this will be from another set of eyes. The aforementioned Papi and…

Took advantage of the pass from SG and walked over when it appeared that SG wasn't going to do anything for me. Pretty basic layout, much smaller than SG. When you walk in, the main…

Decided to try a new place while I was down here. Never realized SG was the old Crocco's building, although I don't think it was always there. I think at some point it was further…

Meh. That's how I can best describe my visit to Climaxxx. It's a long, long way from the status it enjoyed in the 90s (when it was "the" hip hop strip club, the way KOD…

Oh Follies: how you captivate me so…where to begin. Well, after a horrendous trip back to Atlanta from Augusta (I beat my relatives back to their house and unwittingly set off the alarm…only to find out…

First, the common disclaimer in my reviews: I arrived at maybe 11:50, but since the majority of my visit was after 12 I put 'After Midnight' as the time. Place is pretty easy to find off…

I was going to try Bada Bing after Atlantis, but it was closed when I rolled up around 2:20 so I ventured back across the bridge to the Dale Mabry strip. I thought about trying…

Went on a “US 19” trip last night and Brass Flamingo was the first of my three stops, as I figured I’d start at the top of 19 and work my way down back toward…

Allure was the second of my three US 19 stops Saturday night (Brass Flamingo was the first). Paid the $5 cover and noticed that the club was a lot smaller than I thought it was…

Oasis was the third and final stop of my 19 excursion (I waited until today to post in case I went back, which I considered last night). My time at Oasis was a little weird,…

Went to Atlantis Tuesday night after the women’s CBB title game. Pretty basic setup: you walk in on the right and the main bar is on the far left. Supposed VIP tables are directly to…

Made it back to Playpen last night after not visiting Tampa for about a year. I don't know how Playpen is during the day or during weeknights, but it's a black club on weekend nights. It…

Tried out Scarlett's last night, taking the advice of a fellow TUSCLer to try new things/places. Before I start, the buidling that houses Scarlett's used to house what was my favorite dance club (called Zippers, owned…

Went to KOD for the famous "Fight Night" festivities...for those who don't know, the club has boxing matches between (really amateur) women on Mondays. They set up a ring, the women wear actual boxing gear…