WTF do you guys do in VIP?

Sorry, i just couldn't help myself : )

A giant fart?

Stiletto heels can be dangerous

Motorhead is probably correct. Sharp heels will do that.

I'm trying to visualize what position a couple would be in for her stilettos to be on top of the sofa. Maybe she has her legs over your shoulders but that would mean that her pussy is right in your face, wouldn't it?

Depends if she is flexible enough to put her legs behind her head.

I beat the pussy up.

Maybe they used the couches to transport drugs. Maybe they bought the sofa used to save money. Interesting question though. I was at sirens last night and some of the vip rooms have ruined couches. I sunk in one so far because it was broken-probably from too many fat people Lol.

Hey ! ^^^

I was there with a stripper dressed like a sexy clown but she tasted funny

It's the heels. I know of a few clubs that required dancers to remove their shoes in the VIP.

I know a few states that want allow that ^^^

Sorry SC, I think it might have been Je*&LL and me last Saturday. She said "watch this"... and "watch your face" as she put the back of her head in my lap then did a back bend so that her heels were up on the top of the sofa back. Yes, her pussy was right in my face. I didn't realize she had sliced the couch. Damn....

Maybe a very heavyset guy; or just wear and tear and the sofa finally gave way.

I wonder how long they'll keep it that way b/f they replace it.

Bubba funny you mention that she did that in VIP ... as another one did that on the couches in the main area of the club for me. The bouncers correctly told her to cut that shit out.

VBD...yes, I don't think that is a non-VIP move. She was inches from my mouth!

Some clubs don't replace their beat up furniture very often.

I've sat in many a bar stool or chair that had lose legs or was very wobbly.

sflguy,

The stools and chairs in S. FL are just fine. It is YOU that gets "very wobbly." :)

So that explains my nickname: Weebles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qq0OQBdI…

OK Bubba. That makes sense. I've experienced that too. Did you DATY? :)

Some idiots tend to destroy everything they touch. Perhaps it was just vandelism

I hope the club doesn't do something radical like replacing the aging, filthy, long worm out furniture. No risk of that I bet. Probably be lucky if they use some duct tape to keep the stuffing in

Maybe somebody just lost a quarter and they had to get to the parking meter fast.

SC.......just a little nibble. In retrospect, she may have realized what had happened because she didn't stay in that position long. Then again, she was upside down, doing a full back bend too! JS69, not to jinx it, but Follies has actually done a better job recently replacing the smaller VIP love seats.

That's what $2 of the $52 room charge is supposed to be going for. :)

Stilettos.

Airport security shouldn't allow them on planes. That emergency slide is one boner you dont want a stripper deflating.

Yes, its the high heels. For some of us keeping girls in high heels is very important. Of course they need to have straps on them to make sure they stay on.

SJG