Do you dislike your name?

Shadow your a failure

Phuc Dat Bich! FUNNY!

I can see his future wife Imnota saying "Really I'm not"

Could be worse my name is Suc Dat Dck.

So there was this farm family with a lot of kids. Ma and Pa ran out of names and started naming them after things around the farm.

On the first day of school there was a new teacher. She asked the kids to each state their names.

"Wagon Wheel Jones," said the boy when it was his turn.

"No son, your real name, please, not your nickname."

"My name is Wagon Wheel Jones!"

"Last chance, young man."

"It's Wagon Wheel Jones!"

"That's it. You're out"

Sighing DEEPLY, Wagon Wheel walked to the door, stopped, turned around and said, "C'mon Chicken Shit. Ain't no way she'll believe you neither."

I once presented a diploma to Phuc Vu ( and didn't laugh when I read the name).