You can buy damn near anything at Home depot. :)

Most every HD down my way has just a bunch of illegals hanging around hoping someone will hire them for day work. I've never seen a woman, or at least one I could recognize as such.

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We are all so much safer now that this woman is in jail. Not.

LW,

Of course! She was going to lure an unsuspecting gentleman to a tub full of ice and extricate a kidney from him!

Offer a woman $100 for sex, and then bitch when she takes it.

Fucking losers.

Honey, I'm going to Home Depot to get started on the project you've been nag... asking me to do for the past six months. But I think it's going to cost $100 more than expected.

Home Depot....Wow...I would have not been surprised at Walmart as anything goes there.

Geez. She's a working girl. At least she's offering a service for the $100.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50. What a work it girl, now work it girl...

Gives new meanings to backpage escort ads that offer to take care of "Morning Wood"

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