Comments by wildbourbon (page 5)

"Should marriage be outlawed?" No. People should make their own choices without being compelled by a government or other people.

"When she has her butt up in the air, she kinda looks like a dick and balls!" Hadn't thought of that but now that you mentioned it, it's hilarious =).

We have a lot of rating-generous gentlemen on this forum. Makes me glad there is such a wide variety of tastes in women so we're not all competing for the same ones.

Lip implants...never seen a set I want to kiss. Butt implants...ruined my favorite part of a woman. Breast implants...I can deal with these as long as the rest of the package is fine. I've seen a lot of bad boob jobs in clubs, unfortunately.

In my experience the best dancers don't have to tell you "I'm the most popular dancer here" and the ones who go around the club using that line to snag customers are actually among the least popular. I've seen the hand curtain and duck move used by more than one PL while trying to avoid "the most popular dancer"

I'm with Dolfan in that I don't really notice tattoos on strippers. I notice nice bodies and excellent moves. I figure stripper tats come with stripper tits in many cases. Personally I'm not a huge fan of most tattoos but I can appreciate good work, especially if it has intense colors. I've never had a desire to get one myself. At my last job I interviewed a man covered with tats and ear-stretching plugs. He was really great in his interview and his reference was fantastic, so I moved him up the line for final approval. The CEO of the company-who had final say for hires in that position-reamed me for recommending someone with his appearance. No surprises that an old white man didn't like a hipster with tats. We missed out on a really good hire, IMO.

@skibum609 What's the difference between a cactus and a BMW? The cactus has the prick on the outside. Tip your cocktail server. I'll be here all week.

For reference I generally find myself with women who have Racquel Darrian and Heather Vandeven's type of bodies without the bolt ons.

I have a strong preference for fit women with firm, shaped asses. This body type often excludes large-breasted women unless they've had work done. Ass comes before tits for me. I played sports growing up so I imagine a large part of this preference came from spending many hours working out with fit female athletes in skimpy outfits (track, tennis) in high school. I have wondered, at times, if my preference is linked to the women in my family and extended family...all of whom are close to land whales...I have absolutely no interest in overweight/obese women. Is there some sort of evolutionary instinct at play?

TUSCL advice...legit like Dr. Phil.

I, for one, think it's a great idea. No doubt the American well pump isn't working at home so he found a Russian replacement. I call it home improvement. The great thing about apartment leases is that they don't report to the credit agencies on a monthly basis if rent is late so it doesn't hurt your credit. Let's say you sign the lease and she doesn't pay and you can't or don't want to pay. They go through the process of kicking her out. They then pursue her and you for back payments, fees, and damages. When threatening letters don't work, they get a default judgment for as much as they can and then their collection lawyer provides proof of the judgment and amount to the credit agencies. At that point you will have a multiple-thousand dollar collection on your credit report for the next 7 years and it may stay on even if you pay all of it. You'll be able to keep it hidden from the wife until she wants a new minivan to carry around the little gentlemen and Hyundai Finance declines your request due to a collection stemming from a Russian Whore. At that point you'll be paying yet again for housing where you're not welcome to stay. I don't see the problems with saying no to the Russian.

Casa Diablo in Portland charges $50/song, posted on their wall, or you can get 3/$100. Topless only. Even with the high prices, there's always a line of PLs and strippers waiting to go into the heavily patrolled dance booths on Friday and Saturday nights.

@Cashman I'm with you on ESPN...used to love watching the highlights but now they spend too much time talking/giving opinions without showing enough of the sports. They work so hard to be funny and their jokes are terrible. I don't watch any more.

The SO is terrible at #1, so if I choose #2 I don't get nothin' for a whole year. If SO was good at #1, I'd give up #2 easily.

Ask and ye shall receive @skibum https://imgur.com/lxbXLYP

I'm having a couple of friends over to watch the game.

I agree with OSU...too often big-breasted women are also obese. I don't mind a thicker woman but I don't like them obese and I certainly don't like seeing obese dancers.

I ate frog small legs quite often when I lived in Eastern Europe. They have a mild flavor, like chicken, but have a little grease in them, unlike chicken. They are very good grilled and seasoned with salt, pepper, and lemon.

When I went to work for myself, my SO told me (kind of) jokingly that I wasn't allowed to hire anybody she felt was better looking than she was. That means a former stripper isn't out of the question since a lot of them live pretty hard and look like it by the time they're in their 30's.

About 5 years ago I was having dinner with a few friends and acquaintances when one of the wives started bragging about how she just bought a $5,000 camera because she and her husband got a $12,000 tax refund. Apparently he made less than $30,000 per year and with their kids' tax credits, etc. they got way more back than they'd ever pay in...which is wrong IMO. I wanted to ask the couple to thank me for buying their camera with my tax payments but thought better of it since we were all drinking and I was a guest!

Before I quit to become self-employed in 2017, I would get an annual bonus. We always got to choose how the bonus would be taxed independent of our normal salaries. Since I like to keep as much of my money during the year rather than giving the government a loan, I would have it taxed at a rate lower than my normal tax rate. I used this strategy for 7 years and never owed more than $400 at the end of the year but never got back more than $160. I was always happy and considered my tax strategy to be pretty dialed in. 2016 was my last year working for somebody else and I got a decent bonus in April of that year. It wasn't until I had made my October mortgage payment that my mortgage payments for the year surpassed the Federal Income tax withheld just from my bonus check (not including SS and Medicare withholdings). That thought alone upset me for a good portion of that year...thinking how much of my labor was being stolen for me to support lowlifes who refuse to contribute to society and rely on the government.

I don't mind being called daddy, but I really hate "hun." Also--when I lived in San Antonio everyone in service industries called me "boss", which I hated because most of them were my age. It was just a cultural thing but I hate that label/word for some reason.

Damn...porn stars lacking moral character. What's wrong with the world?

Papi C--could you have approached it by commenting that you hadn't seen her in a while and wondered where she'd gone?

One of my favorite dancers has a perfect body as long as she keeps her top on. Her tits look great with a push-up bra but as soon as she pops it off...they make like geese and head south.