Comments by wildbourbon (page 6)

Changing Aunt Jemima wouldn't fit the narrative because she's not a white man. /politics

1. There's not a single ex-girlfriend I want to see again, hence the ex. 2. Pornstars never appealed to me and the ones who would sleep with me are washed up. 3. That leaves the stripper!

95% of the time I'm staying in a hotel so I'm not going home in smelly club clothes but I still have to hold on them for a day or two in the hotel/car. I do my own laundry, so I store club clothes in a plastic bag until I get home where they promptly go in the washer. On the occasions where I am going straight home I grab my container of Noxema wipes and give myself a good wipe down (face, neck, ears, etc.). I use several wipes; they are really good at removing dirt/makeup and they have a fresh, clean smell. My SO knows I have oily skin and that I use the wipes when I travel to keep my face fresh. As others have said, a change of clothes is a must especially if you can't shower and change.

All the messages I'm getting on SA are from girls who list "no sex" in their profiles. What man is going to pay a woman to be arm candy if she's not going to suck his dick, at a minimum? Need advice on language to use...tried using a direct approach and my profile was not approved. I am a paying member. One girl got hung up on the fact that I have an SO even though she has one too.

I've been thinking I need a consent and non-disclosure agreement for my SA girls.

I once saw a PL trying to get front-room DFK from every stripper in the joint. When it was time for his pants to come down, he had to go home because none of the girls would take him to VIP.

I can put up with a butter face as long as her teeth aren't too bad, she doesn't have pickle-dick breath, and she smells clean. Unfortunately I've found that a lot of butter-face dancers also lack in the hygiene department. I'm not sure why; I've wondered if lack of self esteem contributes.

"She puts the lotion on the skin or she gets the hose again." -SJG

I don't get burned out on pussy, just all the extra shit that comes along with getting it. No. I do not want to hear your verbatim transcript of your 3-hour conversation with your mother.

I've bought a little bit of both. I like Ripple but it's a PITA to buy right now compared to Ethereum. I wish the marketplace was easier to navigate...

Maybe we could get Geraldo to do some investigative journalism. He could have a big reveal on air...that would make great TV!

I don't swear very often, but this is among the stupidest things I've seen in a long time. I don't get turned on for unattractive real women, let alone a fucking plastic basket. I guess there's a market for guys like SJG, though. The robots can be programmed to engage in front-room DFK.

I haven't been to the club and probably won't ever go as I don't feel the need to be clubbing after 2 AM, especially not in Chinatown in Portland. I follow this club on Instagram and it pisses me off to no end when account managers rip off other people's Instagram pics/vids to put on their page--which is what this club does. Based on their FB and IG posts/comments, I think the clientele would be very similar to Golden Dragon (and I have been there and didn't feel particularly safe being by myself).

I just rolled into my late 30s and I have a hard time relating to girls younger than 22 or so. I find that after that age they have a little more life experience, usually away from home; they're better to talk to and in many cases they're more sensual. That being said, I choose my dancers based on their looks more than their age. I prefer fit girls.

The two strippers I'm friends with outside of the club live very much hand to mouth. They're only interested in meeting their immediate needs/wants (money for tickets to raves, weed, dog food for the pups, etc.). They both work part time in retail and dance only when they need an infusion of cash. For this reason, it's hard to just show up at their club and actually find them working. I suspect there are a lot of dancers who are like these girls, especially if they find a club that allows them to work an irregular schedule.

"I was worried that the Russians had hacked TUSCL to dig up dirt on Hillary Clinton." Bill is on TUSCL. Hillary is on SW.

^^^^ditto. No money from me.

I don't think he deserved to be thrown out for his first offense...even though this is incredibly cheap and stupid. It's no wonder why many strippers are jaded with customers like this.

This is one of the main reasons I never get a dance from a girl I haven't seen up on stage yet. I don't want any unpleasant surprises when I'm paying for her time in the back and the stage allows me to get a good look. I don't care if hemorrhoids aren't an STD; I'm not a doctor so I'm going to trust my visual detection over my medical diagnosis skills.

If you're talking about smoking weed then going to the club for alcohol, then my suggestion would be to try it at home first if you've never done this combo before. It can be a very pleasant experience but it's easy to overdo it. You could be leaving yourself open to rip-offs at the club and you definitely need an exit plan that doesn't involve you driving.

I used to see fights all the time on 6th St. in Austin. On Friday and Saturday nights they closed the street to vehicle traffic so all the college kids could bar hop. Lots of fights, and hotties. My only club fight was when I was walking up to Casa Diablo in Portland. The club is set into a steep hill with the entrance above the parking lot. I parked at the bottom and was walking up the hill when two bearded, flannel-wearing hipsters spilled out of the entrance. The bouncer just let them continue to throw punches at each other while the crowd came outside to follow them. Before I knew it, they were rolling down the steep asphalt parking lot straight toward me. I just moved to the side and kept walking up as they rolled on by. Went inside and found a seat, which is hard to do at CD on weekends.

My neighbor was a year older than I was and his dad had a den full of Playboy, which I had full access to starting at the age of 8. I always liked the Coed editions but Elle Macpherson was my first true lust. She probably cemented my attraction to the tall, slender physique.

@flagooner...beat me by a good margin! I hadn't read through all the comments.

I don't worry about them because all the girls say I'm the only one. If I do catch something, I'll probably just start collecting them and then see what Corey from Pawn Stars will give me for my complete collection.

I prefer sandpaper.