Comments by ATACdawg (page 81)

@25: The fact that you don't want the job is the very reason that I'd vote for you!

Matthew Modine - Wind Or maybe... Paul Newman - Winning

The truth is that probably 80 percent of the dancers at you club have had chidren - in some cases, grandchildren. Pregnancy doesn't always, or even most of the time, result in stretch marks. By the way, the two verified grandmother dancers on my list were also two of the sexiest women I have ever met. As far as I know, with a single two exceptions, my top ten favs ever were all mother's.

@goldmonger: Not to be picky, but Sharon Stone kept an ice pick under the bed.....yeah, ok. I'm being picky 😄

Trump's wall should be easy to defeat - it's only three miles long......

6th grade - the five best years of my life!

You're all wrong! This is where it's at! https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&sxsrf=ALeKk00B1L4JGdGMjRWg8uk4uaQ5-axwUg:1594789438431&q=carpenters+(they+long+to+be)+close+to+you&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAONgFuLUz9U3MM_NyE5R4gIxDQ3LU3IttUSzk630c0uLM5P1E3OSSnOtivPz0osXsWomJxYVpOaVpBYVK2iUZKRWKuQAJRRK8hWSUjUVknPyi1NBnMr8UgCKbA8EXAAAAA&sa=X&sqi=2&pjf=1&ved=2ahUKEwjAnt7Pvc7qAhUMmXIEHUhxA6QQri4wA3oECAIQDQ&biw=360&bih=651#

Poor little guy will be a monkey's uncle.... Bam! 💣💥

@locutus : You got head from a dancer? So what is the problem? 😜

@Cashman:. To do rectals on bouncers, larger thermometers will be required - you know they're just big assholes......😉

Sorry for the double post. Not sure how it happened.

Sounds like rickdugan's work..... 🔥🥵😉

Of course masks are ineffective!!! Why would doctors and nurses wear them religiously if they were effective? Yes, the above is sarcasm directed at OP, smh.

Body: 9.8 Face: 7.4 Total score: (9.8+7.4)/2=8.6

@whodey:. Wow! That speech would make a great movie quote!!!!!😉🤯

Amen, 25!!

Might I suggest Warriors as a substitute for Redskins? That wouldn't even require a logo change. My HS JV football team was named that, and none of the First Nation's kids, of whom there were a sizable number who played given that we abutted the Six Nations reservation, found that objectionable.

In all seriousness, I don't think that you can compare "Redskins", which is based on an epithet for a tribe of First National people, and a name based on a specific tribe (like Seminoles or Aztecs) which actually brings honor to those tribes. Ditto for teams named for other teams legitimately named for other recognized ethnic groups (Vikings, 49ers, Chiefs, Spartans, etc.). Indians should be gone - shoot, Columbus (arghhh, there you go!) totally misnamed them thinking he had sailed around to India, completely ignoring the continents between Europe and Asia. One other name that needs to disappear is Buckeyes, for reasons that should be obvious to any right thinking individual from the Wolverine State......😉

Body reminds me of my 50 yo ATF - I'd be in!

"let me tell you.. this thing... you will never have so much fun in your life" Sad, but probably true......

When I was a stupid kid 400 years ago, we had real fireworks - I'm talking 3" and 4" 'Cannon Crackers". These things had real power. One of the neighbor kids' father owned a welding shop and had built his son a muzzle loading cannon which we put to good use in one of the many vacant lots that we're still available. That thing could sling a good sized dirt bomb from the back of the lot damn near to the road. You could total flatten out a tin can with one. One game we used to play as a test of "manhood" was to pinch a "lady finger" between thumb and forefinger and light the fuse; if you held it very tight, it would flare out the end. If you didn't, owww. Somehow, I still have all of my fingers intact, lol, smh. Most exiting thing I saw was at the local marina in Dunkirk, NY. They had a great fireworks display every July 4th, and had a team of pros come in to put them on. One particular rocket must have had a crack in the casing, because it only rose 15 feet before it detonated with a huge boom, sending the personnel scrambling for cover.💣💥

Lol, orange. Great tongue in cheek humor.