the strip club in matching white suits with Rick Dugan? I just don’t know. It’s tough for me. I put it right up there with “What is the meaning of life?” and “What happens when after you die?”
Sleep with any 5 girls of your choosing or have the chance to go out to
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Muddy As long as you're waving a magic wand, could the escapades with 5 women be arranged in such a way that if I wanted to fuck my best friend's wife, he never finds out? How about screw my boss's smokin' hot assistant, EVERYBODY finds out, but no subsequent HR problems? Also will the girls do any kind of weird stuff I want, even though it's something they ordinarily would never do. If the answer to any of these questions is "no" then Rick's got himself a clubbing buddy.
You had your chance
Pussy is pussy but Dugan is Dugan
is the pillow thicc?
“Those aren't pillows!”
Still in Jacksonville? The rickster should absolutely not miss the opportunity to visit with Muddy and Eve at the same time. I suppose Eve’s outfit can be a white skirt with a white blazer?
Nicespice: Now, now, you know rickster can't visit Muddy and Eve. After all, Eve is just a figment of my imagination. For that matter, apparently you are, too. Rickster said so, so it must be true. After all, he's a certified super reviewer.
Muddy, think of the long term. Picking up 5 girls sound nice right now. BUT if you learn " the system " from the Master, then you will have your pick of girls for the rest of your life. Or so the Legend goes !
^Well, he’ll have his pick of two bit whores masquerading as strippers, anyway. tuscl.net But you don’t really need a system for that.
@Nice Na Norfolk now
@Warrior good point. As one TUSCLer pointed out “He who controls the system, controls the universe” Wiser words have never been spoken
"I suppose Eve’s outfit can be a white skirt with a white blazer?"
I don't have a set in white. :c
^ let me take you shopping baby you deserve better than some Dugan
No brainer. Aren’t you guaranteed to get at least 5 girls of your choosing if you correctly employ “the system.”
Wouldn't it be hysterical to see @Dugan running the system live and in real-time? Watching the staff and the dancers laugh at him behind his back? lol
I need new goals. I have already slept with those 5.
I know I have been waiting patiently for Rick to come to Atlanta to kick my ass but he has yet to contact me about travel plans
I forgot to include ofcourse walking in unison
“Happy Together” by The Turtles. What else could it possibly be? youtu.be
I was thinking more m.youtube.com
"Staying Alive" works, but I think this video fits better: youtube.com
You're all wrong! This is where it's at!
How did you guys miss this one? vimeo.com

