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7 years ago
I'm not big on nightshifts, which means I usually don't have the opportunity to see feature dancers even if I wanted to. In general I'm not into feature dancers. First, I'm not into porn stars in general. Second, and more importantly, my PL M.O. is to find a girl I like and invest time and $ in her, to reap the rewards of being a regular. Not the tiniest bit interested in getting dances from a girl who for sure won't be here next week.
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7 years ago
With the usual caveat that my region my be different than yours, my over-generalization on SA is:
Hotness, smarts & education, fun partygirl impulsiveness: pick any 2
I've met some very high quality, educated young women on SA. They tend to either lack in hotness, or that fun partygirl experience I'm looking for, or both. Meanwhile, most of the very hottest girls I've met on SA are strippers.
Although I started on SA thinking that I wanted an attractive smart SB, my experiences have made me realize that maximal hotness plus super fun impulsive partygirl seems to be what I'm attracted to. My own theory as to why: I'm currently dating, and the women I date tend to be educated and successful; in addition, I'm surrounded by smart women at work, etc. So I'm not lacking at all for interactions with smart women; evidently what I"m looking for is maximal diversion. Still meeting SBs across the spectrum, but unless I find the trifecta (looks, fun, smart), I tend to be optimizing for looks+fun
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7 years ago
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joc13firmly on the Atlanta United bandwagon!
Not stripper shit, just corny sales pitch. When I'm quick enough to think on my feet -- usually because I've heard the line before so know what I'll say next time :) -- I'll say something like, "are you kidding me? Let's see if you can make them all jealous of me". These are all just corny sales lines that newbies fall for, but it's not like she's going to debate me into spending more than I plan to, so I'm usually not all that threatened by it... though I do wish she would just STFU and accept with appreciation whatever dance I'm offering her
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7 years ago
Ah, I'm vaguely remembering that I might have gotten rid of Hide It Pro because the permissions needed became ominous, which is unacceptable in an app that's supposed to be about security... so while I don't recommend that particular app, I do recommend thinking about how much security you need, and whether you need something like Hide It Pro's ability to hide itself in plain sight as a different app (so no one even knows you have a vault app), etc. Again, if you get something like Focus as your gallery app, it's got the vault functionality built into it, so you don't have any reason to explain a separate vault app to your wife. On the other hand, if your wife demands you unlock your Focus vault in front of her, then you're fucked.
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7 years ago
So depending on exactly how much security you're going for, keep in mind that the Vault style applications merely hide your photos by putting them in a non-searchable directory and changing their name. For most vaults, you can actually just google "where does SketchyPhoto put my photos?" and find out the directory. Then you'll find a bunch of files with nonsense names, s93dsklgo8e9s.kles or whatever, which if you just rename with the write suffix, can be found again. Or, in other words, the files are not encrypted, they're hidden via moving and renaming. So, depending on who you are trying to hide your files from, and how savvy they are, Vault apps are not enough to hide a photo from someone who has some time with your phone and has determined what vault app you're using.
For myself, I put all my lewd pics of strippers in a vault app -- for those, I basically only care that if I hand my phone to my kids or a coworker to look at something, there's no way they're stumble on nude pics. But, for example, videos of my having sex with a stripper, I use strong encryption, not a vault.
These days I'm just using the vault functionality of Focus, which is my current fave Android gallery app. Besides the vault functionality, it also lets me easily lock a photo before I hand the phone to someone else to look at, which means they can't scroll through my gallery. Back when I was married, I used to use Hide It Pro. Hide It Pro has the advantage that it doesn't look like a vault app, it shows up on your screen as an audio tuner icon, and if you click on the icon, it brings up a equalizer that really works. Or, in other words, your spouse will not even realize you have a vault, unless she specifically looks up Hide It Pro to see how it works (and she's got no reason to do that, since she doesn't know Hide It Pro is there). Only by holding the right place for long enough, does it bring up the password screen and get you into the vault (it also has an encryption feature for pics/vids you need to encrypt). I can't remember why I got rid of Hide It Pro, but strictly for the vault functionality, I'm fine with my vault being integrated with my gallery app (Focus)
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7 years ago
He's a troll, just put him on ignore
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7 years ago
Hot. I'd take off some points for ass not projecting enough, and face is pretty but not DDG. Probably 8.5, but wouldn't complain if someone called it an 8 or a 9.
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7 years ago
Ya, I always figured that when it comes to cheap drinks -- and no judgement, I often stick with cheap well shots -- the kind of cheap fucks that order them, sometimes don't tip. Charging 3.25 at least raises the probability that even a cheap fuck will tip seventy-five cents.
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7 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
-->"I pay the stripper tole, by offering a dancer’s point of view, and sharing pics of my ass and titties.
We will be good when you pay the parody troll toll, and start being a funny parody troll. I don’t think it’s too much too expect."
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7 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
While I, too, long for the days when slim model-shaped bodies were the standard of beauty and all the chubby chasers whined about how "real women have curves", I think the "distorted cartoon-like caricature" standard of feminine beauty will be around for a while.
Agree with Darkblue about the reasons... not just attention whoring, but "influencers" on the big social media platforms can reap a lot of income from their sites, as well as build a brand, get attention from agents, etc.
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7 years ago
You fuckers are killing my erection.
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7 years ago
taxi: no need to answer here. Snap a pic and send to my phone please
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7 years ago
Anyone else have an erection over this entire exchange?
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7 years ago
Ridiculous caricature of the female form, plus she looks like she's wearing a diaper. Hard pass!
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7 years ago
The hard thing about this is, when a girl is so unattractive to me that I wouldn't want a lapdance -- or frankly, almost anything else -- from her for free, that should imply she's a low number, like a 4. But then, 4 kind of implies she's a horrible orc of a woman. And this woman isn't an orc. Her face is attractive and was probably beautiful before the work. The horrible cartoonish curves -- also fake, I imagine -- don't do anything for me, but they're also not fat and cellulitey... she's still firm and fit, but the mis-shapen caricature of a female, for me. In some of the pics, from some angles, she's got that disgusting diaper effect going on.
So, rather than a number, I'd just classify her as: no interest, at any price
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7 years ago
-->"Each time I go into a club, I would say there is a pretty good correlation with the amount of money I spend to how good of a time I have there. Not an exact correlation, but it's there."
Weird, I experience something very similar, but instead of being correlated with money, it's correlated with how many dick pics I send out beforehand. Because, you know, bitches love dick pics. That's why I can't shake BJ99 off my tip
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7 years ago
Ironically, among the tattoos I tolerate relatively well, is the tried-and-true tramp stamp. I think the tramp stamp actually serves a purpose -- it draws the eye to the intersection of several of the sexiest areas on a woman:
The beginning of the convex curve of her ass cheeks: hot chicks should have an ass that projects
The pinch of her waists: hot chicks have waists
The beautiful hollow curve of the bottom of her lumbar: hot chicks have a distinct hollow in their lumbar
The dimples: hot chicks have dimples on either side of their tramp stamp :)
Draws attention to one of the most delicious parts of the female form, the often-maligned and always-misunderstood lowly tramp stamp
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7 years ago
lol that is definitely true -- just out and about, Latinas with orange hair (but they were clearing going for blonde) is definitely a thing
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7 years ago
Ya, I don't believe it's to make her taller, either... it's the shapeliness they're after
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7 years ago
Okay, to be serious ...
-->"just to make their legs look longer and sexier. also as Burlington mentioned, to make ass stick out. "
That is it in a nutshell. The vast majority of men and women, think women with long shapely legs are hotter than women with short legs, and the overall posture forced by high heels pretty much ticks all the boxes. Women just look waaaaay sexier in heels.
Now, in the VIP, my favorite moment is when they take off their heels and they only come up to my chin. From far away, I love the shapeliness of a woman in heels. Up close, I love when she's much tinier than me
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7 years ago
lol ... why do dancers wear makeup? Why not change the paradigm?
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7 years ago
Do latinas do this any more than any other brunettes? Well, okay, Asian girls don't seem to try to dye their hair blonde often, but white girls do it a lot. I do not think that brunettes who go platinum blonde often look great. But I have to admit, more moderate blonde dye jobs, I often find incredibly attractive. There's a graduated style that the girls seem to pronounce as "ombre" or "ambre" that I fkn love; if a hot girl has that, she instantly gets hotter for me.
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7 years ago
-->"But getting a tattoo is a personal preference type thing. In other words, they get them because they like them and don’t give a fuck what a strip club customer is gonna think."
Exactly. This is a job, not a career. Moreover, imagine you've felt disadvantaged and disempowered your whole life, and this is one thing you can take control of -- how you appear to the world. Add in the fact that you truly believe tats make one more beautiful, and you can see how tats would trump strip club customer preferences, especially since they know many of us will just hold our nose and deal (because we have little choice)
I do wonder if the income impact can be bigger than they think. In this area, there is exactly one high end strip club where stripper income far exceeds every other club ... and that club mostly hires non-tatted or very lightly tatted girls. Anything other than a couple of very small tats, and the girl has to be a exceedingly beautiful. The average take at this club has to be double or triple other clubs, so the impact is pretty big. To me, club management has it exactly right on what their well-heeled, professional customers prefer.
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7 years ago
-->"This is a welcome topic as I don't think this has ever been discussed, not just on this site but anywhere."
Frankly, from this thread I'm learning that a bunch of overeducated successful white-collar old guys don't like tattoos, but uneducated sex workers from disadvantaged backgrounds do like tats. Thread has already paid for itself.
LOL I'm with the others, don't like tats, but I'd be pretty lonely in the club if they were a deal killer. Tats never make a girl look better, but:
Almost always a deal killer: full sleeves, tats anywhere on face or front of neck (other than things like microblading etc)
Can be sexy in a slutty way: tats on side between pelvis & floating ribs, tats on hamstrings
Mildly dislike to some extent or other: everything else. But I'll deal. Especially dislike on chest.
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7 years ago
I'm all about the vagazzle. Make this dick look flossy when I'm hittin it