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6 years ago
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rickduganVerified and Certifiable Super-Reviewer
Ya, first trip would be back to the hotel ... er, motel, to see if she's still there. Otherwise, if she had valuables in the purse, I would perhaps drop off ONLY the cell phone to the strip club manager, and hang onto the purse until she calls to arrange to get the purse back -- you can send her a text on the phone "hanging onto your purse to keep it safe, call me to return. love rick". Since there's no valuables, I suppose no harm in dropping off the whole purse.
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6 years ago
-->"You know, I’ve been going to strip clubs for 40 years now, and I can’t recall a single, solitary instance of making some lame ass “drop everything and give me all your attention until I leave” ultimatum."
Me neither. The girls are making the best choice for them when they stick with a good regular. 'course, I also make an appointment 99% of the time, so no worries about how long I might have to wait.
These days, I don't have a favorite or even a vaguely regular girl at my fave club, so I'm just like a regular schnook, I walk in and hope the hottest girl is free. Sometimes, she's not, but it wouldn't remotely occur to me to throw a tantrum over the fact that she's staying with some good customer of hers; I just find the next hottest girl. Eventually (hopefully sooner rather than later) I'll find a new CF, and it'll be me sitting with that hot stripper.
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6 years ago
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Cowboy12If you fall off a cliff, get up and try again...
-->"Oh well, on to the next...."
Exactly right attitude! If you didn't make an appointment, there's always a chance you'll get out-whaled or bumped by a regular who DID make an appointment. Grab another girl you've been wanting anyway, or use the opportunity to get dances with lots of girls to see who will be your official emergency backup. And make an appointment with your main girl next time, if it's so important to you to spend time with her!
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6 years ago
-->"Many of the master-locks on TUSCL make appointments with the object of their affection and she better be unoccupied when he comes in"
Fucking assholes
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
White t-shirt really phoned in the save
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
roger: don't forget mercedes. And I'm pretty sure I've run into a kia
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
You guys are arguing with one of the zillion trolls that have recently invaded.
But anyway, I only get dances from strippers who have the name of a car
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6 years ago
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GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
"I told you Abu, we should have come during day shift. It is a sausage fest in here, and Kabir has the only hot one."
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6 years ago
Me in the club: "I hate drama"
Also me: http://www.the-platform.org.uk/wp-content/themes/Nuke/timthumb.php?src=http://www.the-platform.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/King-John-at-Rose-Theatre-Kingston.-Photo-by-Mark-Douet-_80A9462.jpg&w=520&h=250&zc=1
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6 years ago
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two_bitsIf there was a problem Yo, I'll solve it, Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it, nice spice baby, nice spice baby
lol Oh, the ironing!
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6 years ago
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GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
In other news: A major mover & packer company in Haryana cancelled all moves this week, as 8 of its best employees are now in jail.
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6 years ago
I don't know about the rest of these pikers, but I go back there for the fried chicken.
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6 years ago
-->"I suspect that at least a few of the girls, have sugar daddies, who like to travel during the summer months, and some may be turning tricks with regular custies rather than pay house fees during slower times."
Yeah, I've ended up one of the guys supporting a "vacationing" stripper via OTC many times. But I'd say Papi characterized this correctly as "side hustles" -- she can't support herself with these, but they do let her extend her extended vacation.
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6 years ago
Among the girls I've gotten close enough to that I've gotten some insight: Stripping is obviously tough on a lot of girls. Eventually, they save up a bit, then simply stop working until they've burned through their savings, then they're back again. Sometimes it's a vacation somewhere (strippers go on a lot of vacations), sometimes it's a staycation where they just stopped working and are partying nonstop. When it's longer than a few weeks, sometimes they had a boyfriend over that time, and/or took a shot at a regular job but couldn't deal with the pay.
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6 years ago
Hung Chow boss is Mamisan cousin!!
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6 years ago
-->"@ Subra lol. So are you saying that thanks to drama it’s easier to lock down your CF? Or you just enjoy listening to her describe it?"
Love hearing about it! Often, once my CF realizes I like hearing about it, I get an earful. I promise to keep my mouth shut and keep the liquor flowing. Some of my most fun experiences are my ATF and 1-3 of her hot stripper friends, all sitting around my table in a giant bitchfest, while I keep ordering tequilas...
I'm not at all interested in being *in* the drama. Nor do I need any drama to lock down my CF; I just make an appointment (with just one girl -- I"m a one-CF man), come, spend money and drink, leave. But I can hear about it as long as the girls want to talk about it... as long as it's not serious and they don't spin themselves up into psycho bitches
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6 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I can barely have those bitches in the house, wanna eat 'em all... fuck those things
(the addictive properties of potato chips have been studied pretty closely. You don't stand a chance :)
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6 years ago
I fucking love strip club drama. But just hearing about it, I can't get enough of club gossip. Staying out of the drama is the best way to get what I want -- a YMMV experience, for hours, for an affordable price, with my CF.
There's a variation on 1a that my buddies and I love spotting. The guy who enjoys the fantasy that he's too hot for the club, but sits back with this "I'm the shit" look on his face. He doesn't talk a lot, if a girl comes over he gets the "yeah, of course you're coming to me expression, then back to "I'm the shit". When he does talk, we love narrating what he might be saying. "yeah girl... yeah.. yeah, you here with me girl... yeah, bye girl"
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6 years ago
-->"After some 25 years of getting extras in clubs, one thing I've learned is the quote " we'll have lots more fun in VIP " usually means we won't."
It must be "pick on SW" day for me. This type of thing, and "it'll be much more private so I can be more naughty" type answers, are what's coached on SW. And basically, "usually means we won't" applies. Those are lines for the newbs and college guys, extra-hound PLs shouldn't be falling for them
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
^^^Yeah, I fap to tuscl two, maybe three times a week. xvideos is a whole 'nother story
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Impassioned discussion about the intricacies of LDKing? Check
Poorly-reasoned political discussion? Check
99 unfunny trolls and 2 funny ones? Check
Bad investment advice? Check
Same 8 topics come up every two weeks? Check
Indian packers and movers? Check
Front room action, and then when it's time for your own pants to come down, invite her to your place? Check
Fuck yes, best forum on the web. Let me see any other forum match that.
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6 years ago
-->"Though judging from the mileage scale I read the other day, I might have been doing more “ultra high mileage” instead of true extras as this site defines it. "
I've seen the SW girls define "extra" as anything that's extra from the usual dance... so in a low-touch club, the customer playing with your nipples is an extra. That's practically an unrecognizable concept to us, but I can see how strippers would think of it that way. For us, I think most of us think extras are: HJ, BJ, FS, footjob, Russian -- basically, dick out, orgasming through direct dick-to-you contact (as opposed to LDK, where there's fabric in between = not an extra)
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6 years ago
Back when I did extras clubs often: Respectful but direct conversation only, do not go by signs, signals, vague promises, interpretive dance, etc. "Just fucking ask, pussy" should be a tuscl motto
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6 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Been watching this closely! For research purposes. It would be nice if people would annotate their recommendations a bit -- Follies is a "high volume 6" type club, right? What about Tootsies and Flight Club? Baby Dolls?
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6 years ago
Now we have our trolls engaging our other trolls to call out troll behavior. I wonder if eventually the whole site will explode, like on star trek when the guy whose face was white on the left side and black on the right side, fought with the guy whose face was black on the left side white on the right side