I hate my new fav's stage name - should I demand she change it?

You care about her stage name? What the F is wrong with you? You clearly think you own her and are too attached. I would not tell her to change it.

Um... are you joking?

Offer to pay her to change her stage name. If she doesn't want to, let her keep her "ghetto" name, and you can keep her money.

I've never heard of a custo being this bent out of shape over a girl's name.

You can keep your* money.

You guys are arguing with one of the zillion trolls that have recently invaded.

But anyway, I only get dances from strippers who have the name of a car

Lol! Angry much?

What’s the stage name?

I suggest starting some 3-way kissing with another girl, let's call her Girl B, and tell Lowrentia if she wants to stay Girl A, she can change her name back to Diamond or otherwise she can Girl C her way out of your wallet

Or a car name would be cool, too like EcoSport or a bike like Softail

With the amount of extra trolling here recently I hate replying to this as a serious question but...

I personally can be a little weird about stage names. I find it messes with the fantasy a little when a dancer has a wrong sounding name (white girl named ebony is a real example) or names that aren't real people names (bubbles, sparkles, safari, starlight, etc).

@PaulDrake - finally, someone gets it. She a petite blonde spinner, but she's using a stage name that befits a big booty black ho in those ghetto dumps Papi Chulo hangs out in. I just want her to go by something more appropriate, something, you know, fresher, classier and whiter. Is that too much to ask?

I'm curious too!
What exactly is her new stage name that kills your vibe?
I have to assume it is something like
1. uranus
2. sac-see
3. trump

@Subraman - so you only get dances from 3 dancers? Porche, Lexus, Ferrari
I like flower theme - jasmine, rose, lily, esparenza, holly

roger: don't forget mercedes. And I'm pretty sure I've run into a kia

fair enough - Five qualifies as "sufficient variety".
And there is a Porche in every club.

My CF's name is Ford Fusion.

My guess is your girls name is Konisegg Agera that’s another super car. It’s more expensive than a Bugatti Veyron.

This troll reminds me of the great Trucidos -

It’s a funny premise - as some stripper names are way over the edge.

"My image in the club"? How would her name convince people that you're not an ignorant douche bag?

"My image in the club"? How would her name convince people that you're not an ignorant douche bag?

Stage names can be so weird. We all probably know 2 or 3 black girls named China. My favorite was a blonde named Raven. I’ve known 2 different Uniques, fortunately not in the same club. Anyway a strange name is no reason to deny yourself the pleasure of her apparently pleasing company. Grow up, Mister. I hope you’re not taking the ghetto princess out to high society gatherings.

You're an idiot, Trucidos.

Subraman said "But anyway, I only get dances from strippers who have the name of a car"

I hope you enjoy your next dance with 'Probe'...

Personally I’d be more interested if she gave blowjobs over what the fuck her stage name is.

Subraman said "But anyway, I only get dances from strippers who have the name of a car"

"Trabant"? I hear that those ex-East German girls are DTF!

I’d draw the line if a fave changed her name to Fahrvergnugen. Although I rarely call dancers by name.

VW has had many great names. How about GTI, Golf, Beetle, or Bus?? Don’t think Volkswagen will inspire many stripper names. If my girl changed her name to Fahrvergnugen, I’d start calling her Noogie.

What not a fan of strippers named Tiguan?

Toureg would be good - as it would sound like Too-rag - lol!

Is your CF's name George or Bruno?