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so everyone be sure to congratulate mr. san_jose_autobukkake_guy

urbandictionary.com

“The act of jizzing all over your own face, usually with the help of complex apparatus (ie.: constructed in your parent's basement).”

do tell

title says it all

“--> "Other researchers disagree that prostitutes serve as a balm for the woes of essentially normal men. Sociologist Julia O'Connell Davidson of the University of Nottingham in England characterizes johns as necrophiliacs who commit their…

“…then I would be happy to put a bullet through your forehead.”

tuscl.net

ban this fucking psycho nut job

since JohnSmith69 has decided to take a day or two off from being the source of hours of laughter, i thought we might discuss something he said in his last post:

tuscl.net

“Gawker, I have always felt…

about 2 hours ago there was an 8.3 earthquake in Illapel, Coquimbo Chile (near Valparaiso). since then there have been aftershocks of 6.3, 6.1, 6.2, 6.4, 5.7, 5.3, and 5.2 all at a depth…

if you are reading this i would like to apologize for san_jose_guy. specifically i apologize for:

his incessant bed wetting
his bizarre Freudian mommy issues
his inability to achieve an erection and have sex with a grown…

he hasn't posted since 10 July and hasn't logged in this month. i was kinda hoping he went to Sturgis. anyone know his whereabouts?