san_jose_guy has been immortalized on urban dictionary

DoctorPhil
so everyone be sure to congratulate mr. san_jose_autobukkake_guy
“The act of jizzing all over your own face, usually with the help of complex apparatus (ie.: constructed in your parent's basement).”
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last commentGood one. :)
Of course its a complex apparatus, it also makes Mom's Famous Gravy and steals Mamisan's intertnet.
An imposter used my name - and created a San Jose guy definition on urban dictionary! I can’t believe the balls some dudes have! I’ll admit - it’s a funny definition...