the roadrunner show on TUSCL

You and your fellow creatures are just SO clueless about what is going on. This is SO fucking simple & easy, it is laughable. You'll NEVER wise up! LOL

LOL

Don't get better than weed and the roadrunner show. I dig how the roadrunner is the trickster in cartoons but the coyote is in mythology. Kind of beautiful symmetry my brothers.

But thinkin' 'bout the trickster brings up another hypothesis regarding our bud Drac-a-roo-roo.

Maybe he is totally virtual. Something combing a Markov text generator and the old ELIZA program But written to be a whacked out perv who looks down on everybody else for reasons unknown. Perhaps founder wrote Alucard code into TUSCL to amuse and amaze us. likelihood -- very low. But it would be seriously coo-el, with a capital COO and a capital EL. Moreover, it would explain the stupid and disconnected responses ol' Drac often gives.

I'm looking forward to the book detailing our interactions with Alucard-bot. Tres avant garde. Perhaps all of the text could be translated into German by babelfish and then translated back to English to make it XXXtra KA-ray-ZEE. Shades of Avidan. I'd listen to that shizzle performed onstage.

@zip

our “genius” is slyly giggling about his campaign to get a moderator. dozens of aliases spamming the board and “attacking” alucard. in reality we are all one person. we are alucard.

not really. i don’t want a moderator. or do i?

That's an interesting theory, zip. One thing I've noticed about alutard, for example, is that he merely states an opinion, but never explains the logic or facts to support it. Even if asked, or challenged by someone else backing their position with sound logic and facts. If alutard really is a bot, this might just be an attempt to go too deeply into a "Turing Test" and, hence, get busted.

(The above, of course, is mostly satire. alutard's thinking is very rigid, as many of you will have noticed, and he tends to miss humor and sarcasm, even when obvious, and interpret everything quite literal. This rigidity in thinking isn't because he really is bot, but it is related to his developmental disorder.)