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rub her nose in it san_jose_guy

DoctorPhil

many posters on this board have felt the sting of a failed marriage but none more so than san_jose_guy. as you probably know he saved his allowance for a number of years to purchase a mail order bride. times were tough and his allowance didn’t go very far so he wasn’t able to get a shiny new model but he was careful and bought the best fourth world slightly used edition he could afford.

without going into all the painful details the sad fact is that she expected more out of life in the States than to live in a dank basement eating cheetos and drinking gravy. imagine if you can that she wanted san_jose_guy to get a job and become something. of course we all know that was never going to happen but believe it or not the gold-digger up and left san_jose_guy.

now many guys might never have recovered from the trauma of such a hurtful rejection. well i’m happy to say that san_jose_guy is not only recovering but plans on some sweet revenge. he is saving his allowance again but this time to buy a motor home (actually a 1970’s ford van will be all he can hope to afford – times are still tough you know) and then to move out of his mother’s basement and into a Denny’s parking lot:

https://www.tuscl.net/postread.php?PID=3…

that’s right, a Denny’s parking lot. well i say you keep saving san_jose_guy and in 10 or 12 years i’m confident your dream will become a reality. then when your ex-mail order bride hears about your one person revolution against “Customer Parking Only, All Others Will Be Towed” signs (and she will hear about it, believe you me) she will regret not having believed in and stood by you.

what an intellectual giant san_jose_guy is. just try to imagine living in a Denny’s parking lot. i don’t know how many of us could even fantasize about having such high aspirations in life much less getting such sweet revenge on an uppity ex-mail order bride like that. so you go for it @fat_man_drinking_gravy_out_of_a_bowl_living_in_his_mother’s_basement_guy.