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11 years ago
^^^^sorry alucard but #50 is already taken:
50. “28 EEEEEâ€
the size of alucard’s ass-clown shoes. ROTFLMFAOEIEIO. dumbass
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11 years ago
50. “28 EEEEEâ€
the size of alucard’s ass-clown shoes. ROTFLMFAOEIEIO
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11 years ago
50. “28 EEEEEâ€
the size of alucard’s ass-clown shoes. ROTFLMFAOEIEIO
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11 years ago
and how many of these deaths are you responsible for alucard?:
“In Hospital Deaths from Medical Errors at 195,000 per Year USAâ€
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/releases/11856.php
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11 years ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
@NinaBambina “there are apparently a lot of rumors going around about meâ€
ummm no, not to my knowledge but i couldn’t help but noticing that in your first ever one paragraph long post on TUSCL you used the personal pronoun “I†thirty (30) times and still managed to refer to yourself in the third person.
anyways i’m sure we’ll be hearing more from you so welcome aboard. oh btw, here on TUSCL publically posting any psycho PMs that you will no doubt receive is expected.
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11 years ago
^^^^^^
PRIVACY VIOLATOR!!! PRIVACY VIOLATOR!!!!
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11 years ago
"Remember where you are - this is Thunderdome, and death is listening, and will take the first man that screams."
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11 years ago
@GoVikings:
“ANY forum or discussion board you go to online has a moderator
TUSCL doesn't
What does that tell you?â€
it tells me that your supposition that “ANY forum or discussion board you go to online has a moderator†is incorrect.
@ranukam. ask yourself who MORE than ANYONE else WANTS a moderator and you will have the answer to who is spamming the board. just ignore him and he will get frustrated like the last time he did this.
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11 years ago
now don’t get upset or anything alucard but I don’t think your room in the lunatic asylum is “temporaryâ€
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11 years ago
@alucard “"intilectual" should be spelled "intellectual".â€
maybe if you ever get out of the asylum you can get a job writing tootsie roll wrappers.
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11 years ago
and self-immolation.
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11 years ago
alucard the reason most dancers won’t take your money has NOTHING to do with you being “claimed†by some ugly drugged out crack whore who is more afraid of her pimp than she is disgusted by you.
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11 years ago
@alucard. stop it. you’re embarrassing yourself. you’ve never been on a date in your life. not even the pork chop tied around your neck was enough to get you a play date with the dog.
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11 years ago
@alucard “I met the mothers of two of my Ex-ATFs.â€
is that when you first met Chris Hansen?
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11 years ago
@alucard. this thread doesn’t apply to you. when the OP says “dated†he doesn’t mean paying a street walking prostitute when she asks “are you looking for a dateâ€.
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11 years ago
“Do not imagine, comrades, that leadership is a pleasure. On the contrary, it is a deep and heavy responsibility. No one believes more firmly than Comrade Napoleon that all animals are equal. He would be only too happy to let you make your decisions for yourselves. But sometimes you might make the wrong decisions, comrades, and then where should we be?â€
@comradezipman. thank you so much for reminding us that fascism is good and thank you for making the trains run on time. btw may i ask where those trains are going or should i just get on and stfu?
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11 years ago
despite alucard’s fantasies of a fascist fourth reich here in the USA, cannibalism is the most accurate description of all the leftist policies of both the democrat and republican elite who work in unison to put on political theater while fucking the citizenry and destroying the country. it only matters if you let them.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3073474/posts
Government Shuts Down, Nation Descends into Riots, Looting and Cannibalism (satire)
Sultan Knish | 9/30/13 | Daniel Greenfield
Posted on Tuesday, October 01, 2013 12:29:40 PM
The United States of America (1787-2013) came to a swift and sudden end last night as the government shut down. The nation which had survived Pearl Harbor, the War of 1812 and Jimmy Carter ceased to exist.
The savage population, which had only been kept in line through a policy of rigorous gun confiscations, food stamps and Green Energy programs unleashed its pent up rage in a spree of riots, looting and mass murder that had only previously been encountered in Somalia.
"The government shut down! We can do anything we like," shouted Sam Hasbley of Grassley, Iowa, while tearing the tag off a mattress despite an explicit warning label forbidding such a dangerous course of action. "Tear yours off. The government is shut down. It can't stop you."
Eyewitnesses spoke of further horrors. On a quiet street in suburban Massachusetts, a man brought out a set of highly illegal lawn darts. In Maryland, there were allegations that an entire family had begun digging ditches to collect rainwater runoff.
With the fall of the government, citizen activists took it upon themselves to chronicle the culture of lawlessness. Men played Gibson guitars made of wood imported from India, but not finished by Indian workers. Women bought cold medicine without a photo ID. Children went hours without hearing lectures about the environment.
The victims were many. In Chuckolod County, Colorado, a transgender person was denied access to the Ladies Room. Frantic calls to the Justice Department were forwarded to an answering service in Depar, India, instead of Doneparre City, Indiana. In Brooklyn, New York, an overweight Senegalese woman was unable to obtain a sign language interpreter while waiting on line to collect her free Obamaphone. In Olegon Falls, Florida, the National Museum of Native American Yarn was forced to shut down depriving schoolchildren of an educational experience and three hours throwing bits of yarn at each other.
And there was worse to come.
The entire city of Detroit was seized by the Michigan Militia backed by Canadian air power. The village of Frankfurt, Illinois passed several ordinances in explicit violation of Title MXVIII of the Federal Charter of Approved Fruit Naming Ordinances. North Dakota seceded and declared that it was now the nation of Bismarckia, elected a Kaiser and petitioned to join OPEC.
An army of Mongols or possibly local residents dressed in Samurai helmets raided the Federal Dried Peach Reserve in Georgia hauling away thousands of tons of dried fruit and tossed them to waiting crowds. The end of food stamps in Martho, New Jersey led to an outbreak of cannibalism despite efforts by ACORN volunteers to bring order to the proceedings by soliciting volunteers to give up their privilege and be fed to the people.
In Massey Hills, Virginia, a gang of politically incorrect sports mascots entered a workplace and implicitly hurt the feelings of several minorities. Their calls to the Justice Department were forwarded to Eric Holder's private voicemail along with frequent messages from his coke dealer demanding to be paid, like right now, and requests for weapons manuals from several Mexican cartel bosses.
In Madison, Wisconsin, the entire United Organized Educators and Librarians Union attempted to commit mass suicide on the front lawn of the Madison Center of Union History to protest budget cuts and school closings. Their efforts proved in vain when the gasoline they poured on themselves in a failed attempt at self-immolation turned out to be apple juice.
In Caplow City, Maine, President Gerald Ford, long thought dead and believed to have been buried in Michigan, appeared and declared himself to be the nation's new leader. While some suspect him to be an impostor based on the plastic texture of his mask which has a hastily erased message reading "Impeach Nixon" on the side, the city fathers have chosen to embrace the possibilities offered by Emperor Ford and have set him up in style in a presidential palace on the eight floor of the Caplow Arms Hotel.
In the midst of all this chaos, a weary nation's eyes turn to Washington D.C. But since the shutdown, which also shut off all power, water and press releases to the embattled city, no word has reached the outside world of what is taking place there. The last message was a smoke signal dispatched by Elizabeth Warren from the roof of a burning Capitol Building. An expert in Native American smoke signals decoded it to read, "I told you so. Now we're all doomed."
The only surviving member of the national government outside the dead zone is believed to be Vice President Joseph Biden who showed up on a beach in Waddiddi, Florida, where he has spent hours entertaining himself by building an elaborate 1/100 scale model of the White House out of sand. Attempts to inform him that the tide was coming in have fallen on deaf ears.
As the nation descends into chaos, one thing is clear. The government shutdown has once again doomed us all. Just like the last 17 times.
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11 years ago
i reiterate: alucard stfu and take the bitch slapping that the fucking psycho nazi loser you are deserves.
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11 years ago
@tumblingdice “Nurse Tard! What was your childhood like?â€
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ME2wmFunCjU
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11 years ago
@alucard “I am not.
I do love your faulty character analysis. Keep trying, maybe in 1,000,000,000 years you might get within 1,000,000,000 miles of being 1% right.
You're still an ASSHOLE for violating the privacy of PMs.â€
stfu and take the bitch slapping that the fucking psycho nazi loser you are deserves.
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11 years ago
@alucard “Making fun of someone shot is IMO not very nice or funny.â€
@alucard’s profile “***PRIVACY VIOLATORS - Get Fucked & DIE badly!! LMFAO!!***â€
LMFAO??? hmmmm. to quote Dougster from another thread:
“Sorry, alutard, but if you are going to be so blatantly hypocritical, and hope nobody will notice, you are wrong. And if you don't like us pointing out your hypocrisy that is just too damn bad!â€
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11 years ago
@alucard “People commit crimes, NOT guns.â€
ftfy
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11 years ago
@alucard. your psychiatrist is a crackpot if he thinks that virtually mainstreaming you with the world outside of the asylum by giving you access to the internet was a good idea.
and take those crayons out of your nose. dumbass.