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9 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
@san_jose_guy
i see you have elected to follow your shyster lawyer’s advice and not say anything incriminating. good decision. you don’t need another parole violation
your ex-mail order bride must have hurt you very deeply when she dumped your ass to have evoked such hostility. you REALLY should take your meds
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9 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
@san_jose_guy
do you think your mail order bride walked out on you because of cultural incompatibilities or was it the universal gender based repugnancy all females have toward you?
if cultural, will you buy a girl from a different country next time or,
if gender based repugnancy, does that explain your plan to live in a Ford van under the radar in a Denny’s parking lot with a roll of Duct Tape and a pocket full of GHB?
of course you needn’t answer if it is too personal or if your shyster lawyer told you not to incriminate yourself again
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9 years ago
@jester214
it is wiser to keep one’s mouth shut and have everyone assume one is an idiot rather than to open one’s mouth (like supreme court justice kagan) and prove them correct
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9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
@san_jose_guy
that was really sweet of you welcoming Nina to TUSCL but you do realize that she has been here and posting here longer than you have? in normal human interactions the newbie doesn’t welcome people already there. now you didn’t happen to also send her one of your psycho PMs did you?
have you always been this awkward in social interactions? hey i’m just yanking your chain. of course you have. i mean you couldn’t even hang onto your mail order bride.
btw how’s your plan to be the de facto TUSCL moderator coming? have posters begun to stop pointing out what an idiot you are?
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9 years ago
good to have you and i really do have to warn you, whatever you do, don’t ever, i repeat DON”T EVER mention Hitler around @horny480.
he is a school shooting waiting to happen. just sayin’
anyways welcome again and happy clubbing
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9 years ago
welcome to an intellectually stimulating corner of the web where erudite discussions are the staple not the exception.
and don’t worry about your man boobs. lots of man boobs around here. in fact one of the biggest boobs on the site (@zipman68, aka @slauxpas, aka @theprophetjuice, aka @4got2wipe) has serious man boobs. he is also from your neck of the woods:
http://onewayrichmond.com/2013-owr-richmonder-of-the-year
and so does perhaps the biggest boob of them all @san_jose_guy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kTOdanxFI
hey, you aren’t really a girl pretending to be a guy are you? we don’t usually go in for that sort of stuff but i can’t fault you if it helps you to avoid getting psycho PMs from san_jose_guy.
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9 years ago
@72_os
you're fairly new here...
rotflmfao
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9 years ago
@Rech “You idiot, St Louis is a 4 hour drive from KC. How about you shut the fuck up about everything you don't know a fucking thing about?”
i think i see the problem. san_jose_guy’s map has a huge gravy stain all over Kansas and Missouri.
maybe his person in KC can add more insights….<------lmfao
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9 years ago
^^^^^^
if you have no opinion why are you trashing up the man's thread?
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9 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
@rockstar666
i would like to take this opportunity to publically apologize on behalf of san_jose_guy for his idiot postings.
he is a serial bed wetter
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9 years ago
@horny480.
you’re a grade "A" dumbass. hitler was a far LEFT wing socialist (National Socialist German Workers' Party, commonly referred to in English as the Nazi Party) and he was cheered on by the international progressives - at least until he started killing the “wrong” people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQvsf2MUKRQ
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9 years ago
of course i know what DS is. "distended schlong". i was just a little bit tired. my medical studies were all taught in canadian so i didn't pick up on the english translation right away.
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9 years ago
hey @Zjz, i am sorry about that. i just realized that DS stands for "distended schlong". what do the doctors say? is there any hope at all?
hang in there guy. celibacy isn’t the end of the world….you can always post fantasies about unicorn strippers or trade gravy recipes right here on TUSCL
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9 years ago
^^^^^ what the fuck is a DS? sounds like an STD or something...
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9 years ago
and then this rainbow shot right out of the unicorn’s ass i shit you not….
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9 years ago
Alex: GHB. Duct tape. Chloroform. Toda la noche.
JohnSmith69: what is “what would san_jose_guy do?”
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9 years ago
@san_jose_guy “But SoCal is where the larger part of the population is, and they have gotten their water always from elsewhere.”
once again you prove to the world you don’t ever have a fucking clue about anything.
while you are sitting in your mother’s basement slurping down gravy why don’t you look up the California Aqueduct.
Southern California, you know where most of the people live, gets its fucking water from the Sierra Nevada same as the people in Northern California you fucking IMBECILE.
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9 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
@harderlap
i would like to take this opportunity on behalf of all TUSCL members to publically apologize to you for san_jose_guy.
he is a serial bed wetter.
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9 years ago
@san_jose_guy “72_os, You're still fairly new here,…”
just when it seems impossible you never fail to outdo yourself on the stupidity scale….
smh
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9 years ago
hey Dougster, is that faggot san_jose_guy going to keep bumping this thread like he does your other rickdugan is gay thread?
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9 years ago
@thunda99 " so I am going to make a bowl of popcorn and lol the night away :)"
mmmmmm...popcorn
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9 years ago
san_jose_guy is just bitter because his bought and paid for mail order bride dumped him. how pathetic is that? a fourth world female teenager sold as chattel who would rather starve than to live with the hygienically challenged mistake of nature
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9 years ago
“i can't help you until you admit you have a problem”
you’ve heard those words before haven’t you san_jose_guy? many, many times from many, many professionals is my guess
and if i’m not mistaken, and we both know i’m not, the terms of your parole explicitly forbid you from having any contact with any children so take your meds, your urges will pass and you can stop fantasizing about giving GHB to young children
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9 years ago
is that when you were first diagnosed? as a kid?
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9 years ago
i can't help you until you admit you have a problem
take your meds