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a year ago
It...just...keeps...getting...better.
https://www.mediaite.com/politics/lauren-boebert-caught-on-cctv-seeming-getting-extremely-handsy-with-man-at-beetlejuice-performance-she-was-booted-from/
Seriously, if you're not smart enough to know there are cameras EVERYWHERE, you probably shouldn't hold an elected office.
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a year ago
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motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Christy Canyon, Arcadia Lake, Hillary Summer, Lisa Thatcher, Hyapatia Lee, Megan Leigh… The good old days of my coming-of-age porn.
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a year ago
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whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
I saw some of her videos on Reddit. I agree she not half bad looking. But those husband-wife Only Fan videos always make me laugh. Husbands always behind her plowing away, while she's more interested in the screen to see who's online and who's submitting cash.
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a year ago
Well according to Fox News, you and millions of others can just walk across anywhere you want unrestricted. In fact, I'm pretty sure once you get back on US soil will be registered as a Democrat and handed your first Social Security check.
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a year ago
Cute face. I would have definitely hit that.... 800,000 reps ago.
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a year ago
"as Americans"
Gee Dave, I always thought you were a Russian bot. You mean no one is paying you to post all this weird pro-Russian crap on a strip club website?
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a year ago
You think high initial offers are because the expectation that the PL will "jew" them down? Maybe it's because the dancers have been "gypped" in the past. You know, some dude "welched" on paying. Maybe it's like that episode Married with Children were Al Bundy "jerry-rigged" a dollar to a string so he could be an "indian giver". smh
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a year ago
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Jascoimr.wonderful to single moms and college age girls...
I'm closer to "one and done" than I am "one and only".
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a year ago
SJG took his better than CIA super ninja skills on the road to seek retribution on everyone that ever slighted him or his organization. Haven't you noticed how many long time board members have gone missing. Or leave with a suspicious finale post that they have grown tired of the constant stream of fresh strip club pussy. Can't be just a coincidence.
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a year ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Pass. She's out of my weight class.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sW8X7eaBQHQ
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a year ago
If I could find a way to open a full nude full liquor club without zoning and leo hassles, I would place it in Nashville. Lots of tourists, travel destination for bachelor parties, has sports teams for after game parties, middle age dudes with money, Vanderbilt for co-eds, tons of future country music stars struggling with their waitress gig waiting for the "big break", and the current Nashville clubs suck bigly. I am sure a Baby Dolls Dallas type club in Nashville would make serious bank.
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a year ago
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SpecialjBorn in NYC, conceived at Woodstock.
[ If you're not pissed off ]
[ You haven't been paying attention. ]
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a year ago
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mogul1985I have 3 lives: Work, Dog Shows and Strip Clubs
"Trump is just the example of "This can and will happen to you. "
Absolutely. This reminds me of the famous poem.
First they came for the libelers and sexual assaulters
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a libeler and or assaulter
Then they came for the guys who falsified business records after having affairs with porn stars
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a guy who falsified business records after having affairs with porn stars
Then they came for the guys who illegally possessed valuable highly sensitive classified documents and played a shell game of obstruction to avoid returning said documents and then tried to delete video evidence of the obstruction
And I did not speak out
Because I was not ever in possession of classified documents
Then they came for the insurrectionists that gathered supporters in Washington and told them to go "fight like hell" at the Capitol Building and lied saying "I will be there with you" after failing to convince Georgia officials to "find" over 11,000 votes.
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a whinny little bitch with a fragile ego that couldn't handle losing.
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me
I may be paraphrasing.
Look, I have voted R in just about every local and Federal election since Reagan in 1980. Except I did not and will not vote for Trump, ever. I really hope the party comes to it's senses because.
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a year ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
https://www.yahoo.com/finance/news/gen-z-rejecting-everything-ve-183959350.html
So... Gen Z is more likely to stiff the waitstaff, but hey look how nicely they stacked the plates.
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a year ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
Probably just a result of Gen Z spending most of their dining experience in fast casual bus your own table type restaurants. Can you imagine stacking plates at the table of a Michelin star restaurant? smh
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a year ago
I do have to side with the low paid extras* actors when it comes to the AI likeness issue.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/siladityaray/2023/07/14/striking-actors-say-hollywood-studios-want-to-perpetually-use-ai-generated-replicas-of-actors-for-one-days-pay/?sh=1748cd4e76b7
*May be the first time in TUSCL history the word extras has been used without a sexual connotation.
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a year ago
I have stayed at the Fort Lauderdale Marriott North (6650 N Andrews Ave, Fort Lauderdale, FL 33309) many times. It's affordable and decent quality. Just a 15 minute drive/Uber to the three main clubs.
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a year ago
@gammanu95 "DeSantis is still the top choice, unless Rick Scott or Nikki Haley announce."
Actually, she announced back in February.
@funonthaside " I don't know how he can pull off a Kamala replacement without being labeled a racist and anti-woman."
The winning formula for the Dems unfortunately is continue doing the Weekend at Bernies thing with Biden and replace Harris with Michelle Obama. You would not lose Blacks or women. You would probably get Barack size turn-outs from minorities. Just convince Harris to step down with a promise of a future SCOTUS appointment.
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a year ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
"Find a doc willing to give the Ozempic, some will even teach you how to cheat a blood sugar test to look diabetic."
Totally irresponsible on the part of the Physicians and NPs. High prices and shortages for the morbidly obese and DM2s caused by prescribing to size 4s that want to be size 2s for bikini season. Hope they all get a permanent case of saggy Ozempic butt.
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a year ago
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CJKent_bandThe truth hurts, but if you accept it, it will set you free
Nice quote, but the quote I prefer is "Don't get mad, get even."
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a year ago
Yeah, Muddy, you must have missed the poll.
Founder asked if he permanently banned SJG, Icee, and DesertScrub, would we be willing to lose dancer pics, classified ads, and the glossary.
Results were 459 to 3 in favor.
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a year ago
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SpecialjBorn in NYC, conceived at Woodstock.
The ATM just declined my card.
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a year ago
Extras are standard fair at Baby Dolls if you know the local customs. To let them know you're down with the program you need to do ALL of the following:
Arrive wearing a football jersey. The Eagles are good, but if you can find an old school Redskins jersey even better.
After you pay your cover, you will take a right going into the club. The first thing you will see is a chick behind a trough of beers. Order a Bud Light, be adamant that you only drink Bud Light.
By now you should have encountered your first bouncer, either near the girl taking the cover charge or the girl selling beer from the trough. Make sure you smile broadly and wink at the bouncer to clue them in that you're cool.
You are going to meet a lot of Cuban girls, These are the girls you are looking for wrt extras. When you find a Cubana that you like, whisper in her ear "por favor mete tu pulgar en mi trasero".
Follow those four simple rules and I guarantee you will have an exciting time at Baby Dolls.
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a year ago
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ilbbaicnlKeep it in my pants when I do OTC. If I were a stripper it would stand for I like big bucks and I can not lie.
I'm I the only one that read the OP in the voice of Mike Judge from Beavis and Butt-head? Heh, Heh, Heh, He said butt.
I have lived in multiple states over the years. I have seen grocery chains come and go. For my money, Publix is the best. The worst - probably either Fiesta Mart or Winn-Dixie.
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a year ago
Wow, that took a dark turn. Hopefully this was just the thread to start a conversation and not a cry for help.
Assuming it was the former, I would live the last six months like a rock star. I would contact my banker, financial planner, and realtor to let them know I would be liquidating everything.
I would contact RM Sotheby about a 1960 Alfa Romeo Giulietta Spider Veloce I have my eye on because I wouldn't want to wait until the August auction.
I would contact Buffalo trace distillery and attempt to buy every bottle of Sazerac 18-year-old Rye they had held back. Money would be no option and I'm pretty sure they have a case or two squirreled away.
I would start smoking again. I quit smoking 40 years ago, but not because I didn't enjoy it.
I've been hearing really good things about cocaine for a long time. Might be a good time to give it a go.
I would take my Alpha, whiskey, Coke, and Marlboro red box on the road for a cross country whirlwind of vice and whoring. I would spend every cent I worked so long and hard to accumulate, with the exception of $10,000. I would keep $10,000 on hand to hire a hitman on the off chance after I've blown everything I get a call from the doctor stating he misdiagnosed me and I'm going to live after all.