The worst thing to say to a stripper??!!
Specialj
Born in NYC, conceived at Woodstock.
I’ll go first. “I just won the lottery…I have so much money I don’t know what to do with it…can you give me any advice?!”
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hold my wallet while I go to the bathroom
“There is no way you’re older than 15/16/17/18. Drink that (alcoholic beverage)”
“Your car is (insert whatever detail that indicates he was watching you earlier)”
Also, any unsolicited advice probably ranks near the top of things not to say.
"It's been a while. Are you fatter?"
(I actually had to step outside zone of collateral damage for that one.)
Guy: "Did you get a breast reduction?"
Dancer: "Yes."
Guy: "Shit, that's too bad. They don't look as good."
(The dancer walked immediately to the dressing room without saying a word.)
Some guys like strip clubs, while others depend on strip clubs.
[LOL I actually read this somewhere a few years back about some broke mofo in a club; can’t recall if I read it on TUSCL or StripperWeb]
We all believe you bang-ape. The person at the table next to you was Skifredo. Just read what he said above and believe him. ROAR!!!
There are two locals that I know of (probably more, but...) that are daughters of former dancers. For one of them, it's a really good damned thing she doesn't look like her mother. Even when she was dancing, she wasn't above a 5. Daughter apparently takes after dad, because I don't see a resemblance. When mom told me that she was her daughter, I had to resist saying exactly that.
The other one is a dead ringer for her mom at that age, and she knows it, and is thankful, because mom is an absolute smoke show. The first time I saw her, she was on stage, and I had to stop and stare for a minute. After she came off stage, she came over and said "you knew my mom, didn't you?" I had to laugh and say yeah.