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What is the best bumper sticker you've ever seen?

Specialj
Born in NYC, conceived at Woodstock.
For me a couple come to mind......
1 My kid beat up an honor roll student
2 Hit me I need the money.
3 The closer you get the slower I drive.

And here is one idea I have for one.....
1. If you're close enough to read this, FUCK OFF

24 comments

  • twentyfive
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    a year ago
    My kid made inmate of the month at Glades correctional institution
  • minnow
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    a year ago
    1) Be reasonable, agree with me.
    2) Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean that people aren't out to get me.
    3) Indecisiveness may or may not be the problem.
  • elmer
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    a year ago
    Cosmo creamer's Ass Man
  • motorhead
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    a year ago
    Not exactly a bumper sticker - but I’m amazed how many women (but not being sexist) with either “teacher” or “nursing” license plates are horrible drivers. Excessive speeding, tailgating, weaving in and out of lanes, impatient merging etc.

    I thought these were supposed to be “responsible” professions

    I remember seeing one nurse just driving like a crazy lunatic. And assuming she wasn’t rushing to the ER, all I could think of was - “saving people from dying during the day - trying to kill people at night”
  • mogul1985
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    a year ago
    Corvette: I know officer I know - license and registration.
  • mogul1985
    •
    a year ago
    Just two stores side by side, with two large standard neon signs at night: LIQUOR GUNS
  • NinaBambina
    •
    a year ago
    Today actually, I was walking into the grocery store and saw a car with a small bumper sticker that said, "if you're looking for a sign to stay alive, this is it."
  • loper
    •
    a year ago
    If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair!
  • woodstock
    •
    a year ago
    Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for Christ.
  • RiskA
    •
    a year ago
    “Three out of 10 women are battered.
    (But I still prefer to eat mine plain.)”
  • Package
    •
    a year ago
    Bumper sticker that said do you follow Jesus this close?
  • Hank Moody
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    a year ago
    Reading some of the posts, do some people not know what a bumper sticker is?

    “If I’m passing you on your right, you’re in the wrong lane”
  • rickthelion
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    a year ago
    My Tesla has a bumper sticker that reads “Fuck you wildebeest!”

    I’m trying to convey a message. The message is: Fuck you wildebeest!

    ROAR!!!
  • datinman
    •
    a year ago
    [ If you're not pissed off ]
    [ You haven't been paying attention. ]
  • Context21
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    a year ago
    It was a linemen’s personal vehicle, “daddy’s working the pole so mamma doesn’t have to.”
  • ilbbaicnl
    •
    a year ago
    And Context22 wins the thread.
  • Corvus
    •
    a year ago
    BLM - Banging Local MILFs

    I've seen it on a couple trucks in my area
  • nicespice
    •
    a year ago
    Idk about bumper sticker, but I saw a vanity plate once that said “rawr XD”
  • ilbbaicnl
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    a year ago
    I guess vanity plates are the last refuge of emoticons. Maybe once all the Gen X cops retire, they'll start letting you put emojis on vanity plates.
  • ATACdawg
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    a year ago
    Not a bumper sticker, but my favorite boat name of all time:

    SAILBAD THE SINNER
  • Jascoi
    •
    a year ago
    " nothing like a 18-year-old pussy. cat."
  • funonthaside
    •
    a year ago
    Save a Tree, Eat a Beaver
  • skibum609
    •
    a year ago
    Jesus saves, but Espo scores on the rebound.
  • mike710
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    a year ago
    Used to be wine women and song. Now it's beer the old lady and TV.

    Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you may be in Utah.
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