Put me down for smash.
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I'm gonna pass - can't afford to go home with clown makeup on my clothes.....
Smash
Pass. She's out of my weight class.
If she lost 10+ pounds, a likely smash. As it stands, pass.
fwiw it's about ratios. If the tits were a letter size bigger and waist was the same, probably smash. Or, if the waist was 1-2" smaller and tits were the same, probably smash. But the ratio isn't quite there. I also like big butts, but not when a thick belly comes along with it. Thick belly like she has, but gigantic tits, I can work with. all about the ratio
In that video alone, I would have said Smash. But then, I looked at some more of her content and saw that she's kind of a fatty, so Pass. Maybe in a 3some with Taco Bell... maybe.
I bet she' d bring you a free milkshake. You'd get less critical with the milkshake goggles on.
Clowns are scary AF
She’s looking flubberish. Needs to do some squats and get on the elliptical for a good 6 months.
Do you not watch movies clowns kill you in your sleep
Got to give her some points for enthusiasm: youtube.com
Holy shit you guys are picky.
I'm not saying I would pay, I'm not saying I would ask her to move in with me. But if she started undressing I would join her without hesitation.
I have smashed far worse.
Get rid of the clown makeup and I'd smash her.
If she brought some chicken mcnuggets I could make it work.
Wait, now she's throwing shade on rotary phones: youtube.com
They worked fine, I switch to pass.
That's just goofy!
pass for sure
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