Comments by datinman (page 11)

My dick has a weight limit. If your BMI is greater than 27, he don’t want you bouncing on him. Sorry, but Lizzo is not sexy to me.

I have exactly the same level of interest as I would have if King Gustaf died.

I 'm not sure what that scene is supposed to have to do with going to a strip club, but I would be willing to bet good money that Ed Asner at 80 was able to get waaay more pussy than you could get today. Now get off the internet and get back to work. You need to be funding my future social security checks.

Elephant by Jason Isbell Johnny Cash version of Hurt Don't want to hear either of these songs when I'm whiskey drunk. I might shed that one manly tear and look like that Native American when litter lands at his feet back in the 1970's.

Black silk pajama bottoms, velvet smoking jacket, no shirt, and a captain's hat. You know, standard strip club attire.

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I can't see my 60 year old ass hitting on 20 somethings anywhere other than the bizarro world that is strip clubs. However, I guess if you wore this T shirt (https://sweetvintagetees.com/products/sugar-daddy-whos-your-daddy) and vastly over-tipped everywhere you went, you might eventually get a nibble.

European expansion, colonialism, indigenous genocide, slavery... I know I should harbor guilt for all of that, but I still can't get over the guilt from what we H. sapiens did to the Neanderthals. Oh, wait, I didn't have anything to do with that either.

TL/DR: Let's Go Brandon As much as I hate government programs, I think a totally Federally underwritten student loan program would solve a lot of problems if correctly implemented. Now I know a bunch of College administrators just LDK reading that sentence, but they won't like this next part. Create a Admin cost to tuition ratio above which the College no longer qualifies for the program. The interest rate on the student loans is variable in different Colleges and in different programs within said Colleges. The interest rate is determined by the default rate, job placement upon graduation, and value (starting salary/tuition costs). Make the Colleges income proportionate to the outcomes of their product. If someone wants to get a private loan for a Medieval Art History degree, knock yourself out, but I wouldn't want to hear shit about your inability to service that loan. Colleges would gradual phase out degree programs that weren't cost effective. I worked hard and paid off my loans. This is a slap in my face. Anyone the acquires loans after June of this year get nothing. That is a slap in their face. Just a blatant attempt to boost his popularity and placate the progressive wing of the party.

Shame? I walk into the club like John Travolta in the opening to Saturday Night Fever. I'm going to my Happy Place.

"So then shouldn't strippers cheat left and right because we get the treatment regardless. " Yes. As a strip club patron, I am strongly in favor of this behavior. You should teach that asshole a lesson next time I show up at the club. He deserves it being all judgy.

"I'm more of a Wicked Witch of the West type. She'd be a wild fuck" You would think, but the whole melting when she gets wet thing is not conducive to a tight pussy/wild fuck.

I kind of thought the front room already was pretty much "men only". I mean, Desertscum has been actively chasing off the women for years.

When they're lying on the stage and they clack their shoes together as loudly as possible. I've always found that to be as annoying AF.

For an extra $26,000 you can get a factory authorized convertible conversion of your 2023 Dodge Challenger. A convertible Hellcat would be a pretty sweet ride. https://tflcar.com/2022/08/dodge-challenger-convertible-news/

The 2003 outbreak of Monkey Pox in the Midwest was spread through contact with prairie dogs. And no, Pussylicker2, no one was having sex with prairie dogs. They were pets.

Treating 2 and 3 year olds for gender dysphoria? Here's a novel idea: How bout we don't allow anyone that eats their boogers to make permanent life altering decisions.

If you’re fond of punk or power pop, check out the Fontaines DC. A great Irish band.

Rock is still out there but not as popular. I listen to The Japandriods, Cloud Nothings, Yuck, War on Drugs, Kurt Vile, The Foals, and others. Weird that basic rock is now considered alternative music.

Jumping back to the OP, yes, youth can be a struggle. Work hard, make good decisions, and it gets easier over time. There's a lot of good advice sprinkled through these posts. The only thing I would add is with time and nostalgia you will at one point in your life begin to romanticize those earlier struggles. You'll remember back somewhat fondly of the days where you only had enough money to eat Ramen noodles. You won't remember that old beater car as a piece of shit, but rather all the great sex you had and it. Don't waste your youth focusing on the struggle.

One way to curb inflation would be to reduce government spending and thereby slow down the paper money printing presses. I've got a great idea for reducing government waste. The FCC has an affordable connectivity program that offers discounted or free Internet to the poor. Let's return libraries to what they once were. Places where you checked out books. The library was not meant to be Blockbuster; no reason to have a selection of DVDs and music CDs to check out. Anyone can get access now to the Internet, so get rid of all the computers. Think of all the money we will save when we reduce the amount of locations, staffing personnel, and expensive AV and computer equipment. Libraries are for books only. Let's start a movement!

Authentic buried in the backyard Korean kimchi, balut, Durian. Can't get past the smell of any of these. Fugu – I don't know what blkowfish tastes like, but nothing can taste good enough to risk death.

"Don't stick your dick in crazy" The Barney Stinson Hot/Crazy scale comes to mind. Boebert would have to be at least 20 times hotter for me to want to deal with that level of crazy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zADosF3XoQ

I love eating pussy. I love eating fish. When the pussy reminds me of fish, not so much.