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6 years ago
Did he also claim he would dispose of them through biological disposal by the action of consuming them?
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Thats the spirit! Much better.
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Resorting to simple name calling. Boring. Why not some obtuse insult this time? Cmon the board deserves better than that from you!
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
Actually I would say that you post this stuff on here since you probably cant get anyone f2f to listen to you IRL. Did you ever wonder why?
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
^^^LOL@ppwh
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
You desperately need counciling by a professional. But you wont because it would force you to take responsibility for your life by being introspective. You are the ultimate rationalizer and externalize all of your life failures on others and "society".
If you heard voices in your head you would never believe it was possibly of your own subconscious. When your neighbors dog starts telling you what to do I suggest you dont follow his advice.
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6 years ago
Tried that once. She got pissed when I broke a chair accross her back and she countered with a piledriver and brainbuster.
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6 years ago
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lolrunedYour Friendly Neighborhood Average Guy
All the time. Often the best intel often comes from these folks.
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6 years ago
But I cant speak to the truck stops but I dont see why not
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6 years ago
Yes. Uber is fine, I have done it. For the love of god dont walk home in ESL.
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6 years ago
Holy smokes that made me smile. Those are pretty amazing, pants too.
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6 years ago
Ogg like sexy cave girl. Ogg want snake in sexy girl. Ogg hunt and bring deer to impress sexy girl. Sexy girl eat deer and not give Ogg oh oh. Ogg use hunting club to SJG sexy girl to sleep. Ogg get oh oh and hear she like it from SJG. Ogg no need smart.
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6 years ago
I thought they made em bigger in Texas? We got some barrell chested brutes here in Michigan but I have never seen a throwdown.
Maybe the open carry state of texas evens the odds a bit and you guys just need someone witha quick draw!
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6 years ago
How could she resist such an advance you Don Juan? Oh yea she can't cause she is SLEEPING!
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6 years ago
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gothamytefrom that Adam Westsiiiide of Gotham
This should be a 2018 Darwin Award
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6 years ago
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san_jose_guymoney was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game
The Monopoly guy picture is usually a solid clue
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
When I try and feed it to her under the table I miss her hand since I cant see it and it keeps falling on the floor. She acts suprised and people give me weird looks, its soo embarrassing. What am I doing wrong?
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6 years ago
When you are giving a lapper and you are bored or disinterested do you imagine some kind of fantasty to fire up the routine and make yourself more interested or do you just drift off in your thoughts and let the body run on sexy autopilot?
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6 years ago
Of couse she does Random and I dont fool myself into thinking I would be with her otherwise. Doesnt mean she doesnt like the ride. It was a drunk post though so apologies if it sounded doushey and arrogant.
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6 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Flag once you come down from your trip come talk to us. We will forgive your moment of weakness and you can confess your sins.
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6 years ago
My 20 year old SB thinks I am age appropriate. I beat her last bf by 20 years and she loves the experienced sex she never had before. How is not that inappropriate?
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6 years ago
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GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
Dirk yea I was very much kidding. I was trying to make fun of the absurdity of doing the one upsmanship approach to getting more action. The only result of that will be girl1 slapping you in the face or never speaking to you again.
I like Sub and LDK's comments and endorse that approach.
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6 years ago
I think its actually a SJG alias. He just stole the paperboys money from his delivery bike (capitalist pig) and now has the means to go to a strip club for some DFK.
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6 years ago
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GeneraI All your base are belong to us.
You should say to girl1 that girl2 gave you HJ and girl3 gave you a BJ and you need to top that with say a rimjob! Dont just settle for FS.
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6 years ago
I wonder what kind of car was it? A little cute spinner Z3 or a big sexy curvy Corvette?