The creep needs psychoanalysis and therapy because of and as to why his wife left him and his teddy bear to face the big bad world by themselves. This thread is here to help him come to terms with his loss and realize his shortcomings. TUSCL, it is your duty to post here to help the creep get over the hump and get on with his pathetic life.
The OFFICIAL SanJoseCreep "Woe is me my wife left me" thread
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Jump to latest^ Your official theme song...
When you were here before Couldn't look you in the eye You're just like an angel Your skin makes me cry You float like a feather In a beautiful world
I wish I was special You're so fuckin' special
But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts I want to have control I want a perfect body I want a perfect soul I want you to notice When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special I wish I was special
But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here
She's running out the door She's running out She's run, run, run, run Run
Whatever makes you happy Whatever you want You're so fuckin' special I wish I was special But I'm a creep I'm a weirdo What the hell am I doing here? I don't belong here I don't belong here
How to deal with zombies:
SJG
Did you write that song after your "former" wife "left" you?
The other way is to soak them in gasoline and then set them on fire.
SJG
Did you learn that from when someone did it to you? It obviously didn't work.
What I know is very effective, even the most animated zombies are quickly put out of action and reburied.
SJG
SJG is a huge faggot
A PSA for the creep. A comment from an esteemed TUSCL member that you have on ignore....
"SJG is a huge faggot"
Are you a faggot TheeOSU, and is that why you like to fellaciate shot gun muzzles? And is that why you are suicidal?
SJG
Well creep, you see one of the multiple differences between you and I is we know you're a faggot whereas even as a faggot you have to ask me if I am. Another is your "woe is me my wife left me" hand wringing is proof of your suicidal tendencies and the reason that I started this thread to help you get the therapy that you surely need and desire.
So it sounds like you are admitting that you are a suicidal faggot who likes to fellaciate shot gun muzzles.
SJG
Are you projecting your fondness of thin Mexican dancing boys and bathhouse fantasies again creep? Well if that helps you work through the fact that your wife left you for real men, go ahead get it all out.
Suck on this 12 gauge muzzle TheeOSU, get it all out.
SJG
Lol you have a very active interest in sucking don't you creep. It seems to be over powering your previous desire to stick things up men's asses, are you subtly projecting the reasons your wife left you?
Do you play this song when you're online as inspiration for your posts?
Lol mamisan!
The irony here is that though SJG trolls instinctively from his brain stem, he actually has no ability with regard to intentionally trolling people.
@ Sirlap, well said except I sort of doubt that the creep ever actually entered a strip club.
I was thinking to myself how crazy delusional this guy really is. To believe that young women are all totally powerless not to fall in love with older men if they can just get them to sit on their laps and kiss them. And that he is the only one who knows about this secret power, and no one will listen to him, and one strip club company is conspiring to stop him...
That level of mental health issue isn't something that develops overnight. There probably had to be long term mental health issues.
When going to strip clubs gets too deep...
This is a great discussion. I appreciate SirLDAlot’s analysis of SJG’s condition. I simply don’t have the stamina to read SJG’s posts at length.
If SJG had the ability to look introspectively - with an open mind - he’d realize that his current state is a result of his own actions. I did that - after I made a mess of my marriage. It’s not easy - and it’s very painful - but it’s necessary to move on and heal.
But - if any of us are here for psychological insight - that’s probably a bad idea!
"And seriously, if you really want to understand and psychoanalyze him, you really should read his threads where he tries to develop AMP whores to GFs."
More power to you for taking the time to read through his threads but I've seen enough just by reading little snippets of his comments and don't have the time, desire, or patience to extensively read his ramblings. A little bit of the creep goes a long way and he's not hard to figure out.
A bunch of bozos on this thread, not just TheeOSU
SJG
When SJG refers to me as part of a bunch of bozos - I consider it a compliment.
It would scare the shit out of me if he said “I like the way you think”...
Sounds good Cashman, but only until one looks at what you and some others are posting. You just cannot believe that someone does not think the same way as you do.
To bad PaulDrake has no experience getting personal with young women. If he did, he could not post such stuff.
SJG
Since when the fuck did you ever concern yourself with what others think? If you ever did you wouldn't be posting on TUSCL. CREEP!
TheeOSU, enlighten us, what is it? Alcohol? Crystal Meth? Cocaine?
SJG
Your mama!
Man I wish you were face to face TheeOSU. I'm wearing my old shoes today, no problem with getting some of your blood and lymph fluid on them.
SJG
Lol, keyboard warrior like always, creep.
You're lucky you're not FTF with anyone from TUSCL, that's the only reason you get away with the shit you post here.
I stopped reading SJG's posts on my 2nd day, so I don't know how you guys even do it
@Sirlapdancealot - I would agree about SJG's reactions. And in this thread it is a little different as we are actually pointing out clear logical fallacies in his delusion.
One thing I was thinking that might work is to post a disclaimer every time he posts his diatribe. Not attacking him just making it clear to the casual reader of this site that his advice should not be taken too seriously.
SJG is fun to poke at. He’s TUSCL’s punching bag. Every time he gets a zinger thrown at him he counters with a lame ass comeback, and beloved through his bias that his retort is some work of magic. All too sad to see how he blindly perceives himself the victor in such a loser state he’s reporting to us on this website.
Let me find my red wig, rubber ball snoz, face paint and giant shoes so that I can join the rest of you guys, lol.
I’ve left him too - he’s on Ignore.
What a circle jerk has come out for this thread!
SJG
You're a twat.
SJG resorts to spouting insults - which indicates we’ve hit on the truth....
For the good of the site, let's set up a go fund me and I will go out to California and smack SJG around. i will wear a GO PRO when I do it so it is on camera when he pisses himself before he gets slapped. I promise to not to use a closed fist, it won't be necessary for a sissy like Lloyd Schoene. Let's see if he tries to do his drill sargeant thing where he says he will yell, i will slap the shit out of him so fast the pimps out in Cali will be asking me for lessons.
^^^^LMFAO!
Lol
I agree SirLDAlot. This must be getting under his skin in a major way. It’s a pointed discussion - and it hits on an issue that is a painful one for him (and one he’s not properly dealt with).
Lol
One thing I have noticed is he never talks about specific experiences where he can point to his system working. If I had a wizard robe and hat that magically made college girls want to fuck me for free I would definitely have some stories to tell. Maybe he only has enough cash to go to a club once or twice a year and then has the secondary delusion of the club owners conspiring against him?
PaulDrake, I don't talk about mongering in my f2f life.
I can talk about all kinds of things here, because I can and do deploy a privacy wall where I deem it necessary. You don't have to like it. I could not care less whether or not you like it. But that privacy wall is there.
SJG
^ SJG is trying to keep his blow up doll from becoming embarrassed since he thinks she’s a dirty slut for taking it in the ass so much without complaining!
SirLDAlot - this is when SJG will make his threats. You’ve used direct evidence to refute his claim of discretion. Now he will mention blowing you up - or fellating a shot gun muzzle - as he can’t offer a worthy retort.
Cashman1234, you are going to hurt yourself if you keep running into my privacy wall like that.
SJG
We can’t post pictures here but I was able to put up a picture of SJGs privacy wall
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Notice you can see right through it
TwentyFive, my privacy wall is there whether you recognize it or not.
You might notice all the carbonized squirrels on the ground around you.
That barbed wire at the top of the cinder blocks is at 5,000 volts.
If you had touched that, there would now be nothing I could do to help you.
But as it is, this should help stop your forehead cut from getting infected.
I can talk about many things here, because I can and do deploy my privacy wall exactly where it is needed. People use privacy walls when they have ongoing operations which require security. My methods are no different than those of the CIA. I am in effect, my own CIA.
SJG
@twentyfive - that’s also the text of SJG’s last few reviews! Lol!
Sorry @ SJG I don’t have any cuts on my forehead or anyplace else for that matter, you wouldn’t be the man that would have the ability to do that anyway. If you ever came out from behind your keyboard you’d just run right back and hide.
My online life is behind a privacy wall. If you charge head first into it, at the minimum you can expect forehead cuts.
But if you touch the 5kV barbed wire, I won't be able to offer you any help at all.
SJG
twentyfive you own a business right, hire me on as "consultant" to take care of some business in California, I fly business class though...
It’s very easy to invoke privacy measures when your organizations members consist of a blow up doll, a few plastic action figures, and a stuffed bear. There’s little sharing among inanimate objects.
I’m pretty sure they’ve yet to manufacture a Huffy with WiFi!
@SJG - I totally understand not wanting to talk about mongering face to face but this isn't face to face. This is an anonymous site where the only discussion is literally about mongering.
I can even understand not wanting to post super specifics on a forum. But you are constantly spewing super specific PUA tactics and not willing to confirm that you have ever successfully used them yourself. The only reason not to confirm any degree of success is that you have had none.
I think the biggest problem with your delusion is that there is a tiny shred of truth to it. Strippers like to be treated like normal girls. They don't like to be treated like sex dolls, broken dolls, or helpless baby birds. But to think that a hot college girl will drop her panties from a little DFK is obvious nonsense. And you aren't just talking about getting college girls to go after similar age attractive guys, you are talking getting college girls to fuck crusty old broke ass ugly men.
There are thousands of professional PUAs out there getting paid to give advice on picking up women and none of them have figured out your system...? FUCKING DELUSIONAL
PaulDrake, I did not even read more than the first line of your post. But my f2f life is PROTECTED!
It makes no difference to me whether or not you like this. But I do know that if you keep bashing your head against my privacy wall, then those cuts on your forehead are never going to get a chance to heal.
SJG
PaulDrake, just as I was reminded in the blowjob thread, it really is pointless trying to converse with this guy. He even admitted that he didn't read past the first line of your post. Which is a shame because you tried to engage him with much more respect than I or anyone else on this forum would. And yet still he goes off on a tangent about his privacy wall and cuts on foreheads.
Reading his last few responses here it seems he's really off his rocker now. Talking about 5000 volts and vaporized squirrels?? Whatever medication he was taking before has clearly ran out and now he's really out of his fucking mind.
SJG reads everything that is about him. I'm betting that he's also reading this post, even though he says that he has me on ignore.
I know, if nothing else, that he logs out to read my posts because he has cited very specific topics that I've brought up.
I also suspect that he might actually have no one on ignore (except for the SJG spoof trolls maybe). He just wants to be able to pretend that he's not seeing posts from people who really frustrate him.
He "ignored" me very shortly after this thread:
Ish, nobody likes a braggart :D Getting ignored by the creep is akin to entering the Hall Of Fame.
Ishmael - I enjoyed reading that discussion. You had two gems in particular:
If hypocrisy was an Olympic event, you’d win the gold by a country mile.
There’s a lot more of your shit in this dog park, Fido.
SJG couldn’t compete intellectually, and he had to block you - so he could be assured of getting the last word.
TFP wrote,
"it really is pointless trying to converse with this guy"
TFP, no one online submits to interrogation. If you want to be able to interrogate people, you need to go to a bar, or a church. What part of privacy do you not understand?
You keep bashing your head into my privacy wall because you want it to not be there. But it is there, so you keep reopening those cuts on your forehead.
They are going to get infected. They could even get gangrene!
And we know the doctors can't exactly amputate your head to save you.
So here: jet.com
SJG
There is a wall, but less for privacy and more to block out reason, logic, and sanity.
SLD I was just about to post that!! I was tripping out because here he was in one thread screaming about his privacy wall. Yet in another thread mere minutes later he's pouring out his heart about going into debt over AMP chicks in several different counties. Shit had me scratching my head for real.
Ishmael once again summed it up best: "There is a wall, but less for privacy and more to block out reason, logic, and sanity.". Another KO of SJG by Ismael.
you know SJG really isn't that smart when everybody on the site knows who he is...what a fucking moron
True that, Lol
I guess it makes sense - how clueless he is with others. He’s posting here - and annoying lots of folks - with his comments about Front Room DFK - with several AMP girls. In truth - those girls are doing the GFE thing to make money. However - he’s clueless about that - and he thought they wanted him. Sadly, his cluelessness cost him his marriage. His ex wife is probably a very nice person.
Has anybody tried scrolling through his profile? It’s funny as fuck! It also takes forever, and I think Founder is the one fucking with him on his profile page if you have the time to try to scroll all the way through all those blank spaces.
Good read.
Lol
TFP and Cashman, I can post here on this online forum, and talk about all kinds of things, because I can deploy a privacy wall WHERE I FEEL IT IS NEEDED.
If you are unable to understand privacy, that is not my problem.
But if you keep bashing your heads against my privacy wall, eventually you will get concussions.
SJG
^ CREEP
Lol
@SJG - I can understand wanting to keep your identity a secret. Do you think someone on here is trying to find your personal info? Can you point to any examples?
Regardless of your own privacy concerns can you see how others find incongruency in posting details about most topics but never about your PUA system?
It looks to me that the community as a whole tends to post comments disparaging you and trying to get you to leave. Do you see it some other way? Why keep posting the same things over and over, or in your own language why keep "bashing your head against a wall"?
Can you point to any examples at all of forum members here thanking you for your PUA system or any useful advice you have given out?
PaulDrake, you still don't get it. A privacy wall is just that, a wall.
If you keep basing your head into it, you are going to get a concussion.
SJG
@SJG - Can you point to any example of someone saying something positive about you being on this forum? Or if you don't want to answer that can you explain how that would violate your privacy wall (point out the comment of another person). Do you see yourself as an internet troll?
I had a buddy in offline life who was apparently an internet troll. He was definitely a weirdo but not an asshole at all in person. We shared a hobby and he wasn't secret about his online troll persona. It was really strange seeing this twisted second side of a person.
PaulDrake, you still do not get it.
Look at the ground around you, see all the carbonized squirrels?
If its just cuts on our forehead, there are things I can do to help.
But if you ever touch the electrified barbed wire on the top of the wall, then there will be absolutely nothing I can do to help.
If I had to deal with you f2f, if you were some place you should not be, I already would have placed you under citizen's arrest and ordered you to lie face down on the ground, and place your hands behind your neck, and interlace your fingers.
If you still seemed to pose some kind of threat, and if you were not complying with my commands, then things would escalate.
SJG
It seems like I have really backed you into a corner here. Continuing to evade simple questions is exactly how a troll would respond. But answering them like a normal person I admits a tiny bit of defeat.
I am legitimately curious to your response to my previous statement so I'll repost it. I think this is a legitimate criticism:
I think the biggest problem with your delusion is that there is a tiny shred of truth to it. Strippers like to be treated like normal girls. They don't like to be treated like sex dolls, broken dolls, or helpless baby birds. But to think that a hot college girl will drop her panties from a little DFK is obvious nonsense. And you aren't just talking about getting college girls to go after similar age attractive guys, you are talking getting college girls to fuck crusty old broke ass ugly men.
There are thousands of professional PUAs out there getting paid to give advice on picking up women and none of them have figured out your system...?
So will he answer or continue to evade...?
PaulDrake, you don't get it, PRIVACY WALL, never negotiable, always completely defended, using what ever means are most expedient.
You know nothing about my f2f life.
You are also sounding like a suicidal person who likes to felicitate shotgun muzzles.
No one would ever allow you to go on like this f2f. I certainly wouldn't. The consequences for you if you tried would start out at the severe level, and then escalate as needed.
You are the one who is a troll.
SJG
I'm trying to remember if there's ever been a time that SJG answered any question posed to him. Even asked an innocent question it seems he diverts to something else.
Which is weird because he constantly asks other members here questions.
You are absolutely right SirLDK. I planned and set a trap for him and he walked right into it. The only way out is to make the tiniest of concession.
@SJG - You fell for my trap because I am smarter than you. If you want to post specific examples of your accusation that I am a troll I am willing to have a dialog at any time. Additionally if you want to discuss the concerns I raised about your PUA system I am again willing to discuss in a civil manner.
Check mate
It will be interesting to see how he responds now. If he doesn't respond that is conceding submission to me but there is no good response he can reply with that doesn't make at least a small concession or diving deeper into obvious madness. Which was my plan all along...
It's funny because I do think there was a tiny bit of truth to his system at least at one time. And I am the only one giving him that olive branch. I think over the years of trolling combined with some likely mental health issues it ballooned into the weirdness we are at today.
The creep doesn't want an olive branch. He wants a screw up his ass, that's why he's fixated on posting pics of them.
SJG said: "... who likes to felicitate shotgun muzzles."
Felicitate... lol. What a nitwit.
TFP, back again, and PaulDrake, you guys still do not get it. You keep bashing your heads against my privacy wall, somehow believing that it is contingent on your approval. It isn't. You guys have each hurt yourselves enough that you are in need of medical attention.
If you keep bashing your heads against my privacy wall, then you be beyond the point where medical attention can be effective.
No one would allow either of you to go on like this in public. If you were some place you should not be, and causing a problem, then they would either have the proper authorities remove you, or they would make it more personal by removing you themselves.
I would certainly do it that latter way.
SJG
He's also a world class creep.
SJG said: "... who likes to felicitate shotgun muzzles."
Guys, I'm pretty sure there was just a huge misunderstanding on this thread. I think he meant fellate.
We don't need no front room DFK, we don't need no waking up with her in the morning at our home.
DATY in the front room, I'm all right Jack, keep your hands off my stack.
keep your hands off my stack
Dammit, of course I meant sack. Only the bouncer, manager, bathroom troll, parking lot attendant, the guy who services the ATM, the beer delivery guy, the after-closing cleanup guy, and the mail delivery guy get to touch me there
and that's not exhaustive. If anyone ideas of who to add to this list, hmu!
To even insinuate that SJG is a PUA is egregious. He's on a different level. By the way, the PUA community died a while back
SJG... Do you think they'd want to exfoliate a shotgun muzzle?
lolruned... Sadly, it's not. There's still plenty of people involved in that sad world.
The beauty of a good magic trick is the magician tells you what he is going to do.
I am going to make SJG do what I tell him to do. Remember he won't stay silent as that would concede him to be the inferior mind. And he is unwilling to debate me. So now I will remove the third option:
@SJG - I demand you reply to this thread again. Don't concede anything or express any willingness to proceed with a civil discourse. Keep evading all of the simple logical questions I have posed to you. Make an excuse about privacy. Mention your imaginary enchanted border fence. And throw in one or two other nonsensical additions.
^^^Better to just put him on ignore, maybe if nobody responds or pays no never mind he’ll disappear, I did yesterday the board is so much easier to digest without his shit.
A bump to remind our resident creep that he still is and always will be a CREEP.
Strippers best not fall asleep with san_jose_creep.
+1, ladies. Don't pass out when a man shares his chloroform with you. That is very unbecoming in a professional environment.
Where I first learned of the idea of entering a woman without first waking her was Margaret Atwood's Cat's Eye. The novel is largely autobiographical. It is a middle-aged college professor who starts sleeping with one of his students, and he wants her to wear nothing when asleep, to be ready for this.
She does not know that on other nights of the week, he is seeing another student girl. And he does not know that she will soon also be fucking a guy her own age.
My own experience with this is that women love it and seem to expect it. It is never to fuck them while they sleep. I don't think that is possible. It is simply a very bold method of awakening them.
Judgement as to its appropriateness has to be used.
There was also long ago a very sexualized GF of mine who presented me with a box of ginseng tea, saying, "So you can go more times."
I did not need chemical enhancement, but I just needed a kick in the ass to tell me that when she was lying asleep next to me I did not need to be such a gentleman.
I think about this girl much today, post failed marriage.
SJG
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"My own experience with this is that women love it and seem to expect it. It is never to fuck them while they sleep. I don't think that is possible. It is simply a very bold method of awakening them."
Yeah i bet your ex-wife loved and expected it so much that she was boldly awakened to leave your creepy ass. Lol
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How could she resist such an advance you Don Juan? Oh yea she can't cause she is SLEEPING!
Lol
That is a really interesting and accurate analysis SirLDK.
It is also interesting how open he was before the enchanted privacy fence was constructed.
He's a crrep!
CREEP that would be.
^^^^^ Not very smart!
SJG
@SJG - When I was young there was a brief period at a new school where I was bullied. I was lucky enough to have people in my life who taught me the right way to stand up for myself and to stop associating with those who would want to do me harm. The experience of going through that and coming out on top was really life changing for me. I am sure you must have been bullied your whole life and didn't have anyone to give you wise guidance. There is no reason any normal person would continue to hang around in a community where they are continually bullied, belittled, and essentially a punching bag.
I want you to know I do have some real sympathy for you. And it also makes me extremely grateful for how well my own life has been.
It is also really strange to me how you don't really seem self aware. You mentioned in another thread how you don't attack those until after they attack you. I am sure that is totally true. But why not stop to ask why you are getting attacked all the time? And as I asked in the other thread can you find any example of that sort of negativity between 2 members here that didn't involve you?
As always I am sure you won't reply or at least legitimately. You are really predictable so it's easy for me to put you in a situation where there is no response that makes you look like the winner.
PaulDrake, Shut The Fuck Up.
No one would let you go on like this f2f, they would deal with you.
It would be no different with me.
So for the meanwhile:
You aren't allowed to use IGNORE, not allowed to scroll past, not allowed to looks away. All day long you can't do anything except read my posts.
SJG
^ Creep
san_jose_guy "Thanks again to Founder for re-opening our old threads."
Thanks Founder!


TheeOSU, animated dead flesh, seeking obliteration blasts which will allow him to be reburied.
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