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11 years ago
My love of freedom and being free makes me cringe at prison shows. Why would free people on the outside decide to chain ourselves to our couches and watch caged people in the inside as entertainment? I'll go for a jog instead.
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11 years ago
@Zip-I'm referencing last year's renegade, former LAPD officer, Christopher Dorner.
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11 years ago
Dancer text me last night with "babe". Sorry Sweet Tits but I don't respond to Babe.
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11 years ago
Yo mama's so dumb, she asked me-
"What's the most expensive brand of jeans?"
I said "Guess."
She's said, "Wranglers?"
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11 years ago
Yo mama's so nasty, we had to cut the strings off of her tampon to keep the crabs from bungee jumping.
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11 years ago
I prefer Turkish's caravan, myself.
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11 years ago
Having visited friends in prison before, I find nothing humorous or entertaining about prison. I think that these prison shows on TV do more harm than good.
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11 years ago
After the Sadie Hawkins dance, Mary Lou and I snuck around to the bleachers to make out. It was swell.
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11 years ago
Los Angeles police have a law that allows them to shoot at old Mexican women delivering newspapers while chasing renegade, ex-police officers who happen to look like Michael Clark Duncan. Old Mexican women look like 6 foot plus Black dudes in the eyes of the LAPD.
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11 years ago
Cookies! Me want COOOOOOOKIIIIEEESSSS!
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11 years ago
My game plan is a The Annexation of Puerto Rico. Let's see who gets that reference.
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11 years ago
Yes We Do.
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11 years ago
Let's get off of mothers. I just got off of yours. Right Joe? And Juice!
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11 years ago
Amen Mikey, Amen.
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11 years ago
Yo mama's so old, she got a Jesus Christ Starter Jacket with the 10 Commandment's sewn on the sleeve.
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11 years ago
Yo mama's so dumb, she asked me
"What's that letter that comes after X?
"I said Y."
She replied, "Cause I want to know."
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11 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
While eating pumpernickel.
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11 years ago
Yo mama's so short, she plays handball with the curb.
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11 years ago
All my reviews are masterpieces. Even the short reviews.
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11 years ago
To mama's so poor, Bag Boy James buys dances from her.
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11 years ago
Yo mama's so fat that when she wears a Malcolm X shirt, helicopters try and land on her.
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11 years ago
Just cause yo mama sucks dick in a phone booth don't make her a call girl.
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11 years ago
I have a relative in the SF Bay Area who picks and sells morrels, chanterelles, and such to various restaurants up there. He hipped me to mushroom forays. I'm a rookie but am learning.
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11 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Pattaya Go-Go has some hot Thai gals who shot ping pong balls out of their goochie coochies.
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11 years ago
I'm hot chick exclusive. Keep those mamasotas away from me.