Comments by SlickSpic (page 13)

I'm just a smoke machine And I work for nobody but you

Some of y'all might remember my sandpaper hands post.

@Clubber-How've you been lately? No bike rides must really suck.

I've had a dancer ask me if I was going to cum and if so, to warn her. Had another ask me if I came yet. When I said no, she started grinding even deeper.

It's log, it's log It's big, it's heavy, it's wood It's log, it's log, it's better than bad It's good!

Those are both bad ideas for me. In a state of drunkenness or holy highness, I might eat those things. On smurf houses, they might talk to me.

@Jack-Haha. I was thinking the same line.

I got the Erectoral College in my pants. Who wants me to Cum Laude?

I like Cheetah's, too. They're fast. And they love Cheetos.

I got lemon trees so my lemonade is heavy on the lemon, light on the ade.

I usually tip 2-5 greenbacks on Pervert Row, depending on the gal on stage. Hey, even ugly strippers got bills to pay.

I'm thinking of moving my lemonade stand in front of a strip club.

I just opened up a lemonade stand on the corner. Sales are booming.

Ask Duo. Or Dancingal. Maybe even Hotstuff. Just don't ask Becky. Whatever you do, don't ask Becky.

Just like my refrigerator, I don't mind the leftovers.

I don't like dances. I like blow jobs.

@Dugan-"Cool Beans". There's a flick with that saying in it. Can't remember the name. Not too many people use that expression. My homeboy n I did. He also use to call me Cool Beans. May I inquire where you learned it from?

For a second here, I thought we'd be gibber jabbering about Jack Walsh and The Duke. Good for you, Mr. Slash.

Haha!

Then what's fake talk?

@Mikey-I was the go to kid in all my neighborhoods I grew up in when it came to hopping the fence, getting the ball, and getting back. One of my favorite cinema scenes is The Sandlot chase scene with the dog. Two points if you know the dogs name.

Does American Idol count?

XXXTRA KRISPAY!

The real question is, do you schew away dogs because you're afraud to fall down? Also, do you yell at kids to get off your lawn? Do you keep kids baseballs and footballs that land in your yard? What about Halloween? Are your lights off or worse, razor blades in apples? Goddammit Motor! Answer the questions! And do you drink prune juice?

When he returns that Peace Prize.