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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Smoke MachineI'm just a smoke machine
And I work for nobody but you
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10 years ago
Things strippers say (or don't say)Some of y'all might remember my sandpaper hands post.
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10 years ago
Why cannot I stay logged on!?@Clubber-How've you been lately? No bike rides must really suck.
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
LDKing Tip ?I've had a dancer ask me if I was going to cum and if so, to warn her. Had another ask me if I came yet. When I said no, she started grinding even deeper.
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10 years ago
Why cannot I stay logged on!?It's log, it's log
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad
It's good!
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10 years ago
Christmas Gift IdeasThose are both bad ideas for me. In a state of drunkenness or holy highness, I might eat those things. On smurf houses, they might talk to me.
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10 years ago
Vote for your favorite GILF.@Jack-Haha. I was thinking the same line.
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10 years ago
Do Strippers Vote?I got the Erectoral College in my pants. Who wants me to Cum Laude?
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Do you, or have you, ever hit a club just b/c of the free lunch buffet ?I like Cheetah's, too. They're fast. And they love Cheetos.
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10 years ago
Signs of the Times: Jay Z corners the market for strip club bottle serviceI got lemon trees so my lemonade is heavy on the lemon, light on the ade.
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Battle of wills – sortaI usually tip 2-5 greenbacks on Pervert Row, depending on the gal on stage. Hey, even ugly strippers got bills to pay.
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10 years ago
Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Do you, or have you, ever hit a club just b/c of the free lunch buffet ?I'm thinking of moving my lemonade stand in front of a strip club.
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10 years ago
Signs of the Times: Jay Z corners the market for strip club bottle serviceI just opened up a lemonade stand on the corner. Sales are booming.
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10 years ago
Waht happendAsk Duo. Or Dancingal. Maybe even Hotstuff. Just don't ask Becky. Whatever you do, don't ask Becky.
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10 years ago
Is there any chance that she's telling me the truth?Just like my refrigerator, I don't mind the leftovers.
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10 years ago
Dancer: What kind of dancer do you like or what kind of dances do you like.I don't like dances. I like blow jobs.
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10 years ago
Midnight Run@Dugan-"Cool Beans". There's a flick with that saying in it. Can't remember the name. Not too many people use that expression. My homeboy n I did. He also use to call me Cool Beans. May I inquire where you learned it from?
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10 years ago
Midnight RunFor a second here, I thought we'd be gibber jabbering about Jack Walsh and The Duke. Good for you, Mr. Slash.
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10 years ago
OT: More great economic news - The Percentage Of Adult Americans Living With RooHaha!
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10 years ago
Real TalkThen what's fake talk?
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10 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Grumpy Old Men@Mikey-I was the go to kid in all my neighborhoods I grew up in when it came to hopping the fence, getting the ball, and getting back.
One of my favorite cinema scenes is The Sandlot chase scene with the dog. Two points if you know the dogs name.
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10 years ago
Do Strippers Vote?Does American Idol count?
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10 years ago
XTRA! Man in Asheville, Carolina cannot use voting machine......XXXTRA KRISPAY!
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10 years ago
motorheadFat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
Grumpy Old MenThe real question is, do you schew away dogs because you're afraud to fall down? Also, do you yell at kids to get off your lawn? Do you keep kids baseballs and footballs that land in your yard? What about Halloween? Are your lights off or worse, razor blades in apples?
Goddammit Motor! Answer the questions! And do you drink prune juice?
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10 years ago
OT: Candidates Trying to Turn Out the Vote of Those Who Live in Parents’ BasemeWhen he returns that Peace Prize.