Francesca at Allure Spa

And we wonder why the world is kicking our butts

Be careful dude – I heard she was actually a guy.

Not so fast!!!! He may be a Canuck since this fab spa is near YYZ

Fuck you jackie

Frenchesca is fucking jackie

Franchesca's pegging Jackie?

Show us your tits!

Nice!. I want to see tits too!

http://www.alluremassage.ca/bio.asp?gID=…

Does she speak Klingonese? If I were to walk into the spa and say "bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'" what would she say?

"Does she speak Klingonese? If I were to walk into the spa and say "bortaS bIr jablu'DI' reH QaQqu' nay'" what would she say?"

I bet she wouldn't say "brilliant!"

She's available for "double exposure"

Zip, she just might tell you to "verengan DaDa kiss ghoS"

"Zip, she just might tell you to "verengan DaDa kiss ghoS""

Brilliant! I have no idea what any of that means but just the fact that there are two people using a made-up language is brilliant!

Maybe we should all post in Esperanto for a day!

There's nothing like a halfway-decent translation site to help the conversation along.

http://www.bing.com/translator/?ref=SALL…

A few years ago on another forum site, some of us were chatting back and forth in Morse code. It was a good time in a good thread.