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12 years ago
Unless someone else brings it up, I rarely talk politics unless it is with very old friends or family who won't declare me a mortal enemy because I think a little differently than they do. I don't care what other guys think about politics and I most certainly don't give a flying fuck what strippers think or if/how they vote.
I did have an interesting encounter a couple weeks ago, with a stripper I have made some investment in. She turned a rant about her ex doing this or that into why can't the government let her drive with no license, smoke her weed, fence her stolen goods at the pawn shop, and how if the government would just give her and every other poor person about $400 a month to spend as they desire, poverty and crime would disappear. I couldn't figure out which party she supports, but it sounds pretty good.
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12 years ago
yeah I'd quit going to clubs if they were all fat. I've never been to a club where they were all or even mostly fat though. You always see one or two but thats about it.
I have been to many a club where all the dancers where just average looking or worse. I think non-hot strippers is more of a rising trend than fat strippers.
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12 years ago
Scanned ID...ran into it this summer. I didn't think it would bother me, but it really did. I won't go back there or any other club that scans ID again. This is an industry operating on the fringe of society, I don't need shady club owners or employees knowing my details.
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12 years ago
Make sure they're women.
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12 years ago
Say you're a fireman and you gotta go fight fires in california for a few weeks
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12 years ago
My worst lapdances I usually repress right outta my mind, but I had one recently that hasn't been booted quite yet. Got this hottie back to the couches. She starts in on a dance and isn't quite in my lap yet when I detect this stinky odor, kind of like two week old gym socks or someones rottn shoes. I thought it was the couch at first and I was thinking about suggesting we switch to another but then she got in my lap, turned around and stuck her booty close to my face and it was like BOOM a Tyson left hook when the odor hit me. It was her bikini bottoms. I wonder when the last time she washed them was? I'm surprised she couldn't smell it herself. Maybe she could and thought it was me bwahaha! I weighed the benefits of telling her about it but since I wasn't very familiar with her decided telling a strange woman she stunk was inadvisable. I just got the one song and done.
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12 years ago
If you ask for a blowjob, don't let her wrap it!
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12 years ago
The next time you get hard in the club, whip off your pants and parade around. Damned white lie crushed!
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12 years ago
A hot babe will always win over an average one in a strip club provided attitude problems aren't thrown into the mix. Pole tricks are nice to watch but most guys, frankly, aren't there to watch pole tricks. A hot babe that can do pole tricks is a bonus though!
I'm assuming the second dancer you described was yourself. ;) Anyway, hot babe is my vote.
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12 years ago
Thanks for the responses guys, interesting to see what people think, even the attention needy trolls.
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12 years ago
Txtitty. Don't worry good sir, I'll write more reviews as time goes on. Considering I live in a strictly non-extras area though, you'll never see these kinds of details with names or places attached. Sorry if you don't like it...or actually I don't care if you don't like it. You too Alucard. Have a nice day :)
article comment
10 years ago
That wasn't a paid promotional piece by match.com or anything.
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11 years ago
This is a great story about how someone decided to take sex with a stripper over quality time with family.
Awesome. And you fuckwads on here wonder why so many of you are alone, only get sex by paying for it, and have to keep your stripper related life secret. lmao
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12 years ago
1. Why would you tip for a bad dance? The dancer has no incentive to improve.