Posts by gawker

I was with a dancer at a hotel and after we'd had our fun and showered we were lying naked on the bed and she asked if I was familiar with "what's up there"? She asked if I'd reach up…

One commenter asked who was the best "old timer" on this site. I love reading Farmerart's adventures and Shadowcat's insights and humor. I just returned from 2 weeks in south Florida where I was surrounded by OLD people. Being…

I once overdosed on Viagra. My ATF took it very hard.

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away . The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $150 or we…

Well, the AFC Championship Game pitsTom Brady vs Peyton Manning. This classic matchup should be a great game. I asked my ATF if it hurts or helps the dancers. She predicts a deadly slow Sunday afternoon while the game…

What's the difference between a group of intelligent female pygmies and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning rents while the other is a group of....

I dug myself into a hole financially with my ATF and have not been clubbing until I rebuild my reserves. There's another gal who still dances sporadically from the same club and I've been seeing her about once a week,…

Ive uploaded photos 2 or 3 times lately and they keep disappearing. Is Founder still having trouble with that server?

I've been seeing a dancer OTC on a fairly regular basis for more than 4 years. Weekly or more frequent conjugal visits breed a high level of familiarity which goes both ways. I've learned her quirks and foibles and she…

Then there was the boy who drank a quart of varnish. It was a horrible death but a wonderful finish.

Has anyone ever gotten a call at 4:30 in the morning from a favorite dancer asking for bail? It was a simple possession charge ( class F synthetic) whatever that means in NH and after her spending 2 nights in…

I met a dancer and her boyfriend last week. I bought them lunch at a mall and he said he had some shopping to do. She told me she was broke and needed gas so we took her car and…