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Watching golf on TV
As I'm sitting watching a rain delay in the PGA Championship I'm reminded of the late great George Carlin's quote to the effect that watching golf on TV is like watching two flies fuck. I just tried to call…
36 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(magicrat)
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Strange company
Several nights ago an old fav called me, said she'd like to see me and asked if I'd take her out for a coffee. I explained that my stripper budget for the month was gone, but she said she just…
13 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
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Reviews
Only one review today? And that one is written by LDK's son "Jizzinpants".
4 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(crazyjoe)
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Familiarity breeds....
My ATF has been a stripper for about 7 years. I first met her almost 5 years ago and have seen her OTC at least once a week for the last four years. She has a BF who's been with…
30 commentslast: 10 yrs ago(Clubber)
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Drug rehab
My ATF has been through full drug detox and rehab either 17 or 18 times in the past 13 years. Obviously, it hasn't worked. She is the queen of relapses. However the drugs she's used ( primarily heroin injections, smoking…
27 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(goonster)
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"Polishing the Knob"
Over the last three nights I had three different dancers perform the act of fellatio upon me. All very nice, but all very different.
Night one: my first VIP with this dancer and she agreed to a blowjob for a…
9 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(MrDeuce)
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Drug detox
Here's a story most can't match: my ATF has been a heroin addict for at least ten years. She's usually on and off methadone but says she really hates it. She gets dosed early in the morning and is lethargic…
15 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(zipman68)
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Time magazine
I just read a blurb in last week's Time that a study done in the UK indicates 1 in 5 adults would have sex with a robot. Hmmm. Might be higher if they polled tusclers. Comments? I've been waiting for…
10 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(JohnSmith69)
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Shakira
I just sat down after getting in from golf and The Voice is on. Apparently Shakira is a judge and Gawd, is she hot. Her hips don't lie. I'd pay to watch her strip naked. Any of you perverts like…
11 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(sofaking87)
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Confusing which stripper you're meeting
Today I had scheduled an OTC at a local hotel with my ATF. She had said she'd rent the hotel room. An hour before we were to meet I sent her a text saying , where and when are we…
1 commentslast: 11 yrs ago(Club_Goer_Seattle)

