Posts by gawker

After being married for 43 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and…

I recently started a thread about the quirk which I have of taking photos of dancers I've been with and found many responders who do the same. My ATF let me scroll through the pictures on her phone and I…

Do any of you perverts photograph your OTC conquests? I have on a number of occasions and aren't quite sure why. Maybe to jog the memory when I'm at the nursing home? To help me keep them straight when senility…

There's a dancer I've gotten to know over the past several years. She's tall slim and sensual. She's shared her history of drug use and while extensive, to my knowledge, she's never gotten too deeply involved. She just disappeared…

Just curious; do you prefer dancers who are Rubenesque or athletic? I watched a dancer last night who on a good day weighs 100. But she's quite athletic and even though I've got bigger tits than she, still is sexy…

"The Sensitivity Course For Men" 1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as: A. Lovemaking. B. Screwing. C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town. 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both…

I fooled around with drugs in the 60's but haven't had much interest in getting high since. However my ATF will shoot, snort, or inhale anything which will alter her mood or consciousness. I've tried a few things with her…

60 years ago today, Queen Elizabeth was coronated. I remember being dragged to a neighbor's house where there was a television and made to watch the ceremony on grainy B & W TV and being told that this was a…

I read somewhere when a guy was asked what he'd like to be reincarnated as, he said he wanted to come back as Beyonce's bicycle seat. What would you choose for a second time around?

Paddy is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini skirt. Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top of her thighs. To his delight, he realizes she has gone out without underwear. …

Just curious if other tusclers (especially you older horn dogs) discuss your extracurricular sex lives with your doctor? I've been fucking bareback with one dancer for several years and I'm very aware that I'm not the only dick passing those…

Every time I think I've heard it all, I'm wrong. I got a call from my ATF crying for money. She was bawling because she lost $1000 which her mother gave her for rent. Or maybe her boyfriend took it.…