Posts by gawker

A pregnant stripper went to see her doctor. He asked her if she knew who the father was. She replied,"Gosh Doc, if you ate a can of beans, would you know which one made you fart?"

I grew up in the sixties and saw the emergence of the white middle class drug culture. In 1965 I sat at a table in a public cafeteria with a pound of marijuana shot glasses and baggies and packaged nickel…

My ATF has been carless for a week. Repossessed, reclaimed ( what a rip-off) and then the day she got it back, she rear-ended a car. So she's not been working much and has been hitting me up for Western…

Does anyone know what happened to cause the closure of Cheaters in Providence? Several reviewers of other clubs in PVD mentioned the closing & the problem there. I've been there(Cheaters) a couple of times and was fullly aware it…

My ATF has been working stag parties every Saturday night and making very good money. Last week she worked two one hour shows and made $1300. The second show included some girl on girl action with DATY followed by a…

My undershorts are usually briefs and frequently while in VIP or for several LD's I'll slip Mr. Happy out the side and stretch the fabric to allow for some breathing room. As a result most of my briefs are like…

Just a few snickers at the wife's expense: Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it home…

My ATF got herself suspended from her club for repeatedly missing shifts. Being broke and an addict she started hitting me up for dough till I said no more. She found herself a job doing "private parties".…

I communicate by text message with several strippers who have been friends/acquaintances/lovers/sex objects and in a 24 hour period this week I received requests from 3 of them who are destitute and have fallen on hard times. One has…

I'm aware of two dancers who have customers who send them money without having much contact at all. One hasn't danced in 6 months, has had this customer for several years and he has never touched her. He has very deep…

I spent an hour at a hotel with two strippers today. One has been a frequent contributor for years and the other was a rookie who claimed that she had never done this before. She said that she had had…

A chicken farmer went to the local bar ...He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: " How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne". " What a coincidence " - said the farmer,…