Reviews

I tried Moochie's once before about a year or so ago. That time I walked in and turned around to walk right back out. There were no dancers at all, nor anyone else except the…

I decided to give Onyx a try because they've been hyping their new "Follies dayshift", and dances at Vivide changed for the worse. Onyx was about a twenty minute drive from downtown Atlanta. There seemed…

I arrived at Purple Orchid via 15-minute ride-share from downtown Philadelphia around 10pm on a Friday night. The cover charge was $5 with a two-drink minimum. I wasn't hassled for the latter, though another guy…

I went to Cheerleaders around 8:30pm on a Thursday, intending to watch some of the football game. It was about a 15 minute ride from downtown Philly. There was a modest cover charge on the…

Hoops is right next door to Rick's in midtown Manhattan. I was in Rick's for an hour or so, and then went next door to check out Hoops. The door guy waived the cover charge.…

Rick's is convenient if you're anywhere near midtown Manhattan. Cover was $20, with a two drink minimum that didn't get enforced. A bottle of Fiji water was $11. The club inside was nice - a medium-sized…

Satin Dolls was not far from where I was staying - midtown/Times Square in Manhattan, and I stopped by on a whim around 11pm. Neither of the two doormen asked for ID or did any…

I stop in the Hustler club most times I swing through St. Louis. Over the last few years it's been one of my favorite clubs. It reliably has hot dancers, excellent stage shows, good dances,…

C-Mowes is an odd place. It's not really a strip club. It's a big warehouse-like building on a fenced-in gravel lot in a rundown part of Washington Park, about a ten minute drive from downtown…

Brad's was about a ten minute drive from my hotel in downtown Indy. They had a big, well-lit parking lot, with no parking fee. Entry involved a $10 cover charge, a wanding, and an ID…

Pure Platinum is a club in what I guess is the red light district of Frankfurt, not far from the main train station. The neighborhood is full of "eros centers" and such. There are also…

Pascha in Cologne Germany is both a strip club and a brothel. They share a building, with the brothel rooms upstairs from the club. Despite the proximity, they didn't seem to really have anything to…