Reviews by schmoe31415

Club Onyx has had the "Follies Day Shift" thing in their ads and social media for a while. I know some of the people involved harken back to that long-defunct club, but Onyx bears almost…

Vivide is the club in Atlanta I routinely return to when I'm in town. That continues to be the case even with a change for the worse in the dances. Parking is $10 in their cramped…

Club Blaze is unpretentious, to say the least. I wouldn't quite call it a dive. It's never been actually dirty, the furniture isn't broken down, etc.. But it's not anything like a high-end club. My…

TUSCL had no reviews for this club in years, but there were some more recently posted to Google and the place seemed to still exist, so when I was in Normal for the night I…

I tried Moochie's once before about a year or so ago. That time I walked in and turned around to walk right back out. There were no dancers at all, nor anyone else except the…

I decided to give Onyx a try because they've been hyping their new "Follies dayshift", and dances at Vivide changed for the worse. Onyx was about a twenty minute drive from downtown Atlanta. There seemed…

I arrived at Purple Orchid via 15-minute ride-share from downtown Philadelphia around 10pm on a Friday night. The cover charge was $5 with a two-drink minimum. I wasn't hassled for the latter, though another guy…

I went to Cheerleaders around 8:30pm on a Thursday, intending to watch some of the football game. It was about a 15 minute ride from downtown Philly. There was a modest cover charge on the…

Hoops is right next door to Rick's in midtown Manhattan. I was in Rick's for an hour or so, and then went next door to check out Hoops. The door guy waived the cover charge.…

Rick's is convenient if you're anywhere near midtown Manhattan. Cover was $20, with a two drink minimum that didn't get enforced. A bottle of Fiji water was $11. The club inside was nice - a medium-sized…

Satin Dolls was not far from where I was staying - midtown/Times Square in Manhattan, and I stopped by on a whim around 11pm. Neither of the two doormen asked for ID or did any…

I stop in the Hustler club most times I swing through St. Louis. Over the last few years it's been one of my favorite clubs. It reliably has hot dancers, excellent stage shows, good dances,…

C-Mowes is an odd place. It's not really a strip club. It's a big warehouse-like building on a fenced-in gravel lot in a rundown part of Washington Park, about a ten minute drive from downtown…

Brad's was about a ten minute drive from my hotel in downtown Indy. They had a big, well-lit parking lot, with no parking fee. Entry involved a $10 cover charge, a wanding, and an ID…

Pure Platinum is a club in what I guess is the red light district of Frankfurt, not far from the main train station. The neighborhood is full of "eros centers" and such. There are also…

Pascha in Cologne Germany is both a strip club and a brothel. They share a building, with the brothel rooms upstairs from the club. Despite the proximity, they didn't seem to really have anything to…

Hospital Bar is one of the small strip clubs in the Red Light District of Amsterdam. The club was up a set of steep, narrow stairs. Cover was 40E, which included two drinks. There was…

Bonton was the only club I visited that was not on or next to the Red Light District in Amsterdam. It was about a half hour walk, or a similar tram ride, from the downtown…

La Vie en Proost is a club located a block over from the main RLD street. Cover was $10 with an additional one-drink minimum. A bottle of water was $7.50. Change from my $10 was…

It looks like there haven't been reviews of this place posted in years, so I don't know if there's any interest in one (which is reasonable given the US-centric TUSCL audience). But I did a…

I visited Pin Ups twice on consecutive evenings, arriving around 10pm both Thursday and Friday. I enjoyed my first visit enough to go back, but the return left me a bit sour on the venue. When…

Candyland is in downtown Atlanta, an easy walk from lots of hotels including the one I was staying in, and a couple blocks from a decent sushi place. This made it one of the most…

Seductions, like Club Blaze, is south of downtown Atlanta, closer to the airport than Blaze. It took me a good 25 minutes to drive there mid-afternoon on a Wednesday, with a bit of (typical) traffic.…

The O was about a twenty-five minute drive northeast from downtown Atlanta. The parking was a bit awkward to find behind the club, and not in great shape, but was free. There was a $7…

Club Blaze is about twenty minutes mostly south from downtown Atlanta, and twenty minutes mostly east from the airport. The latter is what led me to stop on a Sunday afternoon after flying into town.…