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8 years ago
Is there something wrong with the water ?Exactly.
Bang that pussy.
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8 years ago
Where did I fuck up?
#4
And...
#6
Now, with this knowledge, go forth and be the shark and not the guppie.
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8 years ago
Actors are the stupidest of the dumb.Yeah. The accounting firm PriceWaterhouse is under fire because they are charged (and paid) with making sure the voting and results are legit.
Someone from the CPA firm is getting fired, I'm sure.
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8 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Bigger Boobs - Yes Or No?I've seen a few that had bad scars too.
Long, ugly scaring underneath and around the nipple area where they were cut off and sewed back on. Couldnt really tell in the dark, but if you ever see them with a bit of light, they looked like something Dr. Frankenstein decided to operate on. Not a good look.
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8 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
Bigger Boobs - Yes Or No?Have to be in proportion to a girls body IMO.
But then again, I don't like Papi Churlo mode dancers.
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8 years ago
What's the deal with Nicole Kidman?
How long until someone turns that into a meme of Nicole Kidman and a seal clapping? I think I saw that same clap at SeaWorld.
Her fricking fingers are enormous.
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8 years ago
Paying a stripper to Role PlayWhat role are you going to have Joe's mom play when you get to Colorado? Applebees waitress?
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8 years ago
What's the deal with Nicole Kidman?
Never thought Nicole Kidman was all that hot. (Especially when she has that red hair... yuck).
I like all kinds of different hair, but something about her in red hair was s total boner killer to me.
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8 years ago
25-30 is like a sweet spot for bitchesGotta go with 30's also.
At least I can hold a conversation with them.
I get tired of 18-21 year olds telling me which Pokémon Go! character they captured...
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8 years ago
H-Town
I thought it was H-town as in Heroin town.
Lots of strippers have visited that town now a days it seems.
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8 years ago
Can you ever go back again?
Had a baby only a month ago?
Chances are she's still a tub-o. I'd wait a while longer until she s tried to lose the baby fat. And even then, she's going to have stretch marks, etc. Having kids wrecks most women's bodies.
It won't be the same.
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8 years ago
Puerto Rican sluts
Juice is coming to Colorado to see you and your mom.
Better stock up on them.
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8 years ago
The OscarsI won't be watching.
I've got more important things to do tonight.
Like vacuuming the cat. Damn pussy gets hair everywhere...
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8 years ago
Some time in March or April ATL FolliesI'm sure Crazy Joe's mom will be excited to see you Juice!
Lol
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8 years ago
Barebacking ebony stripper in the VIP roomIt's all pink inside.
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8 years ago
ItsmytimeI’ve had enough and I can’t take it any more
All these years I've been doing it wrongI never knew that either.
Amazing the amount of things you can learn here on TUSCL.
Founder should put that in the tag line rotation.
"TUSCL, where you can learn to peel a banana the right way."
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8 years ago
Controlling the pressI don't know who to believe anymore.
Maybe we should get all our news from TUSCL.
There aren't any aliases here and everyone is who they say they are... and we all know everything here isn't exaggerated or made up at all...
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8 years ago
Jenna Jameson in picturesLol. That last one... wow.
Thank God we have all those videos to remember her by.
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8 years ago
4 Conversations You Might Want to Have Before His Bachelor Party^^^ So true.
Best to stay single.
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8 years ago
LeLu Love shows us how it is possible to LDK during a grindShe didn't answer the door in stripper heels. She couldn't be doing a LDK during a grind.
Fake news!
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8 years ago
Shake dat azz shortie ( Jax Stax New single) club murzik
Sounds suspiciously like Action Bronson.
With Sippycup producing.
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8 years ago
shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
8PMer Applebees, Kansas CityWelp, that's one way to take care of our Indian moving company packers...