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8 years ago
That dude is just nuts...
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8 years ago
Hope it was at least a female lion.
And that you got to write it off on your taxes...
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8 years ago
Look up the Amish while you in K-zoo too Juice.
They'll build you a nice wooden cabinet.
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8 years ago
Lol. "Are you free tonight?"
"No.. but I'm reasonable."
I gotta use that line one day.
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8 years ago
That Uber shooting happened in Kalamazoo. Some guy pissed off at the world.
Stay away from the West side of Michigan. Those Dutch in Holland can be bat shit crazy.
Plus the clubs on the West side of Michigan are non-extra. So you wouldn't be able to have an orgy there Juice.
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8 years ago
Wait... you can't write off strip club expenses?
Uh... oh....
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8 years ago
You are going to have a bit of a tough time to make a 3 day trip on only $500 when you add everything up. Especially if you are planning on gambling at one of the casinos (unless you win big).
Good luck.
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8 years ago
Make sure you go to an all you can eat salad bar.
That way you can have as much tossing of the salad as you wish.
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8 years ago
Yeah. Uber will be ok.
Just don't get in any cars that have "Murder City" on their license plate.
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8 years ago
Maybe he's a male escort.
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8 years ago
WTF? 2015?
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8 years ago
Ask Larry.
Fish sticks are best with tarter sauce.
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8 years ago
Knowing what I know now, I'd run as far and as fast as I could.
One thing I've learned from all the bbbj and bbfs, is there is always a new mouth and a new pussy that needs probing.
No stripper is worth the stripper shit.
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8 years ago
When did you get into ass play Juice?
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8 years ago
Trump is the anti-Christ.
That, and Juice and Crazy Joe are really the same.
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8 years ago
We don't take no stripper shit either.
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8 years ago
Who the fuck cares?
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8 years ago
Stick your thumb in.
Maybe you'll pull out a plum.
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8 years ago
You know how they have A, B, C and D leagues in softball and hockey?
Well, think of Flight Club as the "A-Team." And right across the street (literally) is Bogarts... which I would consider the "Z-team."
I'm not kidding, I once saw a black dancer there in a florescent purple thong, that was pushing 3 bills easily... I've never seen anything so hideous in all my strip clubbing experience. I called her Sasquatch.
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8 years ago
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shailynnThey never tell you what you need to know.
If I make it to 100, that's how I'd want to go. A beer in my hand and a hot young stripper in my lap!!
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8 years ago
Whenever a stripper tells me Aunt Flo is visiting, I always ask her: "Is she visiting your mouth too?"
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8 years ago
Whoa, whoa, whoa... hold up...
Emily's hot? Did she provide pics???
Damn. I missed that!
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8 years ago
Lol. Welcome back.
It's just as dysfunctional as you remember here at TUSCL...
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8 years ago
^^^ skip the hotel. Sleep in the van.
There are a couple retention ponds off of middle belt rd you can bath in.
We don't have Circle K's, but you can hit a 7-11 and get a hotdog and a coke for $2.
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8 years ago
$50 at flight club will get you in the door and your first 2 drinks if you go at night. That's about it. ($10 - $20 cover, $10 valet, $10 beers).