Comments by warhawks (page 13)

Always nice to smile in your mugshot picture. After all, you are having s good time when that picture is taken, right?

If they are not Grotesque looking on a girl, I don’t mind. I’m renting after all, not buying. So why would I care in the Strip Club?

Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?

I had a similar situation when I first started out clubbing. In the end, she was just stringing me along and taking advantage of my captain save-a-hoe newness to the strip club world and its workings. As other have said, you’re being played. Just being honest and speaking from past experience that is very similar to yours.

I’m not impressed with just chips. Start posting some casino markers and maybe I can rub one out. But right now you are showing us backpage/craigslist trannys and Bogart $10 dancers. We need Penthouse 9’s and up.

Bunch of cranky old men. They all need to get laid.

I’d post with hearts, but I don’t love any of you guys. And I don’t want to contribute to fake news. And I certainly don’t want to fall in love with a stripper. lol.

Wow Victoria, you went back almost a decade for this one. JackSlash was just starting to figure out how to to talk to strippers back in 2009...

Look at the bright side... she never has to spring for a Holloween costume ever again...

Congratulations! Celebrate with some lasagna and ice cream tonight before the blow job at Flight Club.

Interesting idea. I’ve been doing this all rong. In the past I should have been bartering to pay for their cell phone bill their credit cards and fixing their broken down car. Instead of being a pathetic loser and just paying for it. Dammit.

Nope. I don’t care how many Chick Fil-A sandwiches she offered to buy me. You guys can have that one.

Who?

Probably zero. All these strippers lie. And honestly, who wants a virgin? I don’t have to time or patience anymore to teach a girl how it’s done. I’ve got things to do, people to meet and places to go. They better know what they are doing as soon as the curtain closes.

I do kind of like the no condoms rule though...

What the hell do they have against the Philadelphia Phillies????

B-Dubs is a good place to watch a sports game and drink alcohol. The food is just mediocre, in my opinion, nothing special. But I’m sure this is awesome news to Juicy. Now if they would just combine these two with Waffle House for Juice...

Nobody cares who I am. So I just go by my real name.

I bet Peggy Sue became a stripper.

^^^ Take me to “the pit of misery” is how a PL should respond.

Confess he has the wrong number. Then tell him you actually know the tight green dress, and give him Juice’s number.

Only winners post here... Or is that whiners?

I like to stand outside in Detroit with a golf club and tin foil in thunderstorms. Brings in good reception.

Tip of the iceberg. Something tells me we are in for a whole lot more of things of this nature coming out now that it’s begun.

Give them some lasagna Jack. You’ll score then.