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7 years ago
This thread reminds me of something.
When I was in college, I had a girlfriend that was Syrian or Lebanese or something. Anyways, she had the roughest hair down there I have ever encountered! It literally hurt to fuck her. It was like fucking and S.O.S. soap pad. Her hair would leave scratch marks on me.
Wish I would have met her in these days now when women shave. She was a beautiful girl, but fucking her wasn’t pleasurable due to her pussy hair.
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7 years ago
^^^ I agree. The battery technology that comes out of it is the real prize.
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7 years ago
Same can be said about a customer’s attraction to a dancer (minus the money part of it).
Dancers really shouldn’t be offended if a customer isn’t into them. We, as the customer, all have our certain “types”.
Some of us are into red heads, some blonds, some black hair, white, black, Asian, Mexican, some into skinny, some into big butts, some into tattoos, etc. etc.
So when a customer comes in ready to spend his money, it may be that he’s not interested in 9 out of the 10 girls working... but that one, that one is the girl he’s going to spend all his money on.
And there really isn’t any way a dancer can know that when the guy walks through the door, unless he’s a regular and has already made his preferences known.
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7 years ago
I think it’s SJG’s Mom.
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7 years ago
Ask her if she likes coke cans.
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7 years ago
Juice has been standing by for the past 10 hours.
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7 years ago
You didn’t like the Native American profile and the illuminati crop circles?
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7 years ago
Those strippers you are talking about Juice are drinking too much coke.
Stop offering them coke cans and they will lose weight.
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7 years ago
How the hell do you afford all this stuff?
Are you shorting Bitcoin?
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7 years ago
Saddest thing I’ve ever seen was an old guy in a wheelchair getting pushed in to the Club. None of the dancers wanted to give him a lap dance. They thought he’d die if they did.
Oh, and the second saddest thing I’ve ever seen at a Strip Club was Juice riding up on his bicycle and having to pay the valet with returnables. Coincidently, most of them were coke cans...
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7 years ago
Coke cans are gay.
It means she thinks you are gay Juice.
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7 years ago
If you keep boinking the massage girls, how long until I read about you on the nightly news getting hit with a sexual harassment suit?
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7 years ago
$200 in massages?
No wonder you are so relaxed now-a-days.
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7 years ago
^^* Or,how do you know she’s a drunk? Maybe she just has alcoholic dependencies.
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7 years ago
MJGA.
Make Juice Great Again.
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7 years ago
Once had a girl tell me I owed her $20 more after I’d spent $200 in dances on her. I was out of cash so she wanted me to go to club’s atm and take out $20. The club’s atm charges you a $20 fee for any amount taken out. I wasn’t about to spend $20 to get $20 out for a girl who overcounted the songs just to get an extra $20...
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7 years ago
What a bunch of fake news.
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7 years ago
Not so much a lot of sex that does it, it’s having kids that can really stretch it out. Popping out a 7-8 pound bowling ball can make any girl stretched out.
One kid might not make it so bad, but multiple kids can really wreck it down there...
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7 years ago
Juice, after you are done hugging her, can I cum in her face?
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7 years ago
In clubs in Detroit, the reserved signs are just there until you give the bouncer a tip for the “ability” to sit at the table. The bouncer will take the reserved sign off the table if you give them $20.
If you sit at the bar or in perverts row by the stage, there usually isn’t any requirement to tip the bouncer any money.
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7 years ago
I thought the OP was going to say “and your chicks for free.”
Like Follies had a Christmas special going or something.
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7 years ago
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flagoonerEverything written by this member is a fact.
Presents for the kids. At least they will appreciate it.
The wife won’t like what you buy her anyways. And she’ll be pestering you about money... “WELL... how much did THAT cost?”
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7 years ago
Boom!
Sippy cup wins again!
Take THAT Jackie!
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7 years ago
I’d spend it all on hard drugs. Definately, hard drugs. And I’d find the strippers Larry was speaking of...
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7 years ago
1) Napkins/wet knaps (for those times you need to clean up in VIP).
2) Hand sanitizer (self explanatory)
3) Rubber bands/hair ties (for those times when you need to pull your hair back and put it in a pony tail).
4) Prepaid phone cards (for those times when your favorite stripper just can’t make that pesky monthly bill payment)
5) Western Union slips (for those times when rent is due and it absolutely, positively, has to be there right away).
6) The name and address of a mechanic (for those times when your favorite strippers car breaks down and she needs you to pay for the repairs).
7) Love Pink sweat pants, sweaters, shirts, basically any piece of clothing that says Love pink on it.
8) A really, really, really large duffel bag (to hold all that Love Pink stuff and strippers outfits and heels).
9) Cigarettes. (Self explanitary again)
10) An alarm clock (so they can get to work on time for the beginning of their shift).