discussion comment
12 years ago
assuming this is a serious question, here's a serious answer:
To budget your money like I do, do the following.
Prepare to go to a strip club. That means go where there's public transportation nearby. If you have to walk, make sure to go on a BEAUTIFUL day (or if it's cold, wear a sweater and get closer transporation if no car) because you don't want to waste your stripper money on coat check.
Unfortunately, you must buy a drink as it seems, so just buy the minimum requirement and nothing more. You got plenty of time to drink your ass off at home. Wouldn't you much rather enjoy topless/nude women sober rather than tipsy. That also means DON'T TIP FOR SHIT. don't care how hot the waitress is, your on a budget so be stingy, your not hear for the waitress (or you better not be, as you should know you'll never get a dance from a waitress, even though that's the trick of the club).
Get yourself ready by observing stage dancers, see who's hot and who's not, but keep a distance, your not here to tip them on their stage dance. They'll do it even if there is no tips. It's part of the contract.
Let the sexual tension last over time. That means lots of observing and denying and only accepting the max of TWO strippers in the minimum span of one hour (I can go for two hours) that are up to your standards of SMOKING HOT/hottest in the club currently, or just until you can't hold out anymore. Just remember, there's only so many times you can say no before you won't get anybody. I assume the girls talk to each other about customers since I've said no a few times and had to wait a whole 45 minutes before I had a girl come over to me.
Lastly, don't bother with VIP, no matter how tempting the mistress is, unless that's within your budget. If that's in your budget, then find one smoking hot chick get her to give you two songs in lap dances as a sneak peek and then go for VIP and leave.
On another note, deny deny deny, get up close and personal on other dudes dances and enjoy up close and personal the stage dances and give no tips. Enjoy
discussion comment
12 years ago
Man if you want to be a stripper for the rest of your life, that's your choice and you should be well aware of the fact that, that will be your reputation (unless you wear a mask). If you do it part-time, I'm pretty sure your smart enough to not do it near where you sleep. Also, how is the temptation of drugs and alcohol a danger. If you grew up with a concious mind, then you should have no fear of drugs and alchohol because you know how to say no, plain and simple. Rape....yeah I suppose if your not in big tourist cities with huge crowds, because these days huge cities means a hell of a lot of police, but that varies. Just stick to code of no sex and only strip and you should be good. Drugs is a poor risk factor if you aren't stupid and if your a good dancer, you can see stacks.
discussion comment
12 years ago
I would NEVER let ANYONE, I'm not dating give me BBBJ and I find it gross to CIM, just something I find gross. If I am not dating them, I doubt they gonna get papers proving that they don't have syphilis on their lips. Don't need a VD or an STD thank you very much. So unless you got papers, I will ALWAYS get a BJ with a condom on, don't care if it's not as satisfying and it can be so if the chick knows what she's doing. The same applies to me giving head to the chick, i don't know where that V been, so I'm not going down.
discussion comment
12 years ago
eh, if you can dance, don't smell like cheap beer and don't throw up on me, smoke away, just keep the drinks light sweetie. You never know with a pot head, maybe she might slip up and do more than you expected (but will definetely enjoy)
discussion comment
12 years ago
come on bro, should have made the smooth moves before she fell asleep. Too many geeks, not enough sheeks. I feel like this is the type of guy that watches nothing but porn on his free time and goes to adult entertainment areas FAR TOO often. I blame childhood and mothers
discussion comment
12 years ago
and I assume this is the norm for public dances because, I've been to clubs and I am DEFINETELY not the most suited up guy in the club, I have dressed average and have NEVER wore a suit to a club, so I'm sure they know I'm no boss.
discussion comment
12 years ago
as a young generation new yorker, the clubs I've been to, this type of stuff you are GARUNTEED to recieve in a public lapdance. You'd expect her top to pop, her tities to rub against your face and hell, the girls would grind on you way more than this in public (at least every girl grinded hard on me) and I mean literally rub that ass firmly against your dick bro. Hell, I other people who are bold get more touching in public than that guy. What makes it worse is not the one way touching, but the minimal one way touching. I've had girls give me a rub against my dick (on top of my pants of course) with their HANDS BRO,HANDS, though only a limited amount. Though no chest touching in dance (probably because they didn't feel any pacs during the introductions) but hey, still, if that's a VIP, that's terrible. Dear god, I'd be so pissed, I'd tell that woman to piss off and not pay her a dime. As far as her dancing though, she was good, but for the expected standards of VIP, abhorable.
Two random questions though:
1. Why do girls always put their head between your waist and just shake their head back and forth.
2. How did they get a recording of a VIP, much less a recording in the club period.
discussion comment
12 years ago
lowest milage I'd say have to be basic hot lap dance 10-20 bucks for one song.
review comment
7 years ago
Hate that guy. I think he may even be racist.
review comment
7 years ago
Kind of weird you shitted on the place and gave it an overall 3 stars.
review comment
7 years ago
I totally second this. Many of these women are way too much to the point. And hands off is seriously becoming the norm. If it weren't for the excellent and inexpensive food, never come back.
review comment
12 years ago
For letting everyone know to look don't touch
review comment
12 years ago
Extra sensitive information about contact between patrons. Good to know
review comment
12 years ago
Because of his explicit experience and giving the time of day
article comment
6 years ago
That's terrible. All that effort and she still was as cold as ice. Your a good brother if you really are to be believed. If that were me, I'd have given her only 50 pence for her horrible attitude.
article comment
6 years ago
I feel like because she's more naive, the same thing is going to happen all over again due to outside influences beyond your control. It sounds good, but that is how the honeymoon usually begins. Good luck mate.
article comment
7 years ago
At the very least, I'm glad my rederic about not chasing strippers is among like minds more and more
article comment
7 years ago
WTH man, what kind of strip club is this Reno? Fucking prices are outrageous AND you got to pay house fee for a Lap Dance? A LAP DANCE!!!!????? How is $55+ house tip good? I'm from NYC and the standard is $20 per dance. The only good deal I heard out of this story is the 2 for$30. Although in my experience, i realize 2 for deals are usually terrible dances. And only the desperate do them (codeword ugly). I would have hightailed it out of there. And I would have checked them about their act between you and the other men.
article comment
7 years ago
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SubramanCar key and wallet dating your sister
I was more hoping you'd say I ain't bringing ya lol
article comment
7 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
The one time the stereotypical man is interested in clothes.
article comment
7 years ago
@bishopt1234 I stay in the tristate area (the REAL) and I've have seen a couple of suits get not as much play as the bedazzled drug dealer. I never been in ATL but I hear there's ALL types of black people whether in strip clubs or night clubs so I'd assume there's more tolerance for variety. In the tristate where being black is hard work by itself and especially in NYC where it's all about the hustlers vs the shakers, most blacks that are about good times with women don't wear prim and proper suits. Not to say none do, but the traditional business men blacks have more preference for gentlemen's clubs I've notice. Bit that's my observations.
@lowpaw lol should have told him your here to show his girlfriend a better time than he can. That would have bruised his ego.
article comment
8 years ago
It's because of our stereotyped aggressiveness. And blacks are currently the biggest stars on the media. We dominate it as the actual stars. From sports, to acting and now that selling drugs is cool (real drug dealers actually don't like selling drugs believe it or not), we control a wider selection of media now. Black men beating women is far less common than romanticized in the media.
Plus physical attributes and the looser tie on interracial relationships helps. Girls just want to be seen is all. And since black men are stereotyped to be aggressive, that basic instinct of alpha male nonsense.
article comment
8 years ago
This is why women don't bother with black men. We don't have enough fucks to give for bullshit
article comment
9 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
I find it disparaging that you say " beauty is in the eye of the beholder" yet you then say majority of the women are less than quality model? That totally defeats the purpose of letting the individual decide what's beautiful. Really frustrating especially coming from you PC. Not cool brother man.
article comment
9 years ago
the GOES doesn't sound like a deal compared to SENTRI. What' the benefit of one over the other? BESIDES not having to pay every year with a GOES card.